"Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics."

"Doesn't make sense." Indy RP blog for River Tam from Firefly/Serenity. Please note that I have not read the comics, therefore, anything from them is not canon here. Tracking tag: functionlikeagirl OC friendly (I have a couple of 'em myself.) AU and crossover friendly. Multi-ship/verse friendly. Current M!A: None/accepting

[thebigbadspike-archive]

☤ //*lays on* I've missed you

☤- One of our muse’s is hurt.

Spike boarded Serenity with the help of Jayne while Mal announced that negotiations hadn’t gone exactly as planned. The rest of his babbling was lost to him and Jayne as they shuffled off in the direction of the infirmary so the doc could patch Spike up. Who, much to his discomfort, didn’t appear to be there and ready as requested. Jayne went off in search of him, leaving Spike to climb onto the table himself.

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River frowned as she entered the room, moving to Spike's side she could assist him. "What happened?" she asked, despite having already heard enough from others on the ship.

[kaneloni]

[midnightcelebs]

Summer Glau

[kushandwizdom]

[functionlikeagirl-blog]

//I know I keep saying I'll be back regularly, but it's wedding season and I barely get time to myself, nonetheless time to think about being someone else. I'll try to do some stuff in a few days but I can't make any promises.

[the-eclectic-ego]

Firefly Episode 13 Heart of Gold

"I don’t give a good gor’ram about relevant Wash, or objective. And I ain’t so afraid of losing something that I ain’t going to try to have it.  You and I would make one beautiful baby and I want to meet that child one day. Period."   Zoe Washburne

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*starter nightmare meme: flower

✿ Your muse finds my muse in room next door after my muse had nightmare.

River could never escape the things that had happened to her. The memories of what the Alliance had done to her still haunting her. Sometimes it felt like that was the only thing that was real, and that her life aboard Serenity was nothing but a dream. An illusion created inside her head as a way to cope with her painful reality.

The creak of the door caught her attention, and she looked up to see Sky standing there. Quickly wiping at her face, she offered a smile, “What are you doing up?”

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"Heard you." Sky creeped down the ladder into Auntie River’s bunk, she stopped at the side of her bed instead of climbing in and offering hugs. "Couldn’t sleep and so I was gonna draw a bitty bit but I heard you." It sounded like nightmares, they had a pretty certain sound no matter who was having them she was sure. She twisted her hands around in her pj shirt and waited to see if she was gonna be sent away again.

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River managed a weak smile, sighing heavily as she reached to run a hand through Sky's hair. "Does your ma know you're up?" she asked after a bit.

[shady-brain-farm]

Send ※ for my muse to push yours against the wall, Send ⁂ for my muse to react to yours shoving them against a wall.

Perfect for characters with sexual tension or hateships!

[sevenheadstencrowns]

This guy!

[rpboxmemes]

valentine's day application

Name: Age: Do you like to cuddle?: Can we make-out?: A night in or dinner out?: Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: What makes you a good Valentine?: Would you cook for me?: Would you let me cook for you?:

[functionlikeagirl-blog]

//today I saw a penis for the first time ever and it was kinda frightening. Also, I'm hoping once this weekend is over, I can get things going with River again. I'm sorry I completely vanished for so long.

[naruto-roleplayers-den-deactiva]

Send me a ♮ for my muse's reaction to yours coming up from behind and wrapping their arms around mine's waist.

[functionlikeagirl-blog]

Random starters. Mixture of angst, fluff and more!

"Oh sugar."

"Wait, what?"

"Get out. Get OUT!"

"Aw, don't I get a kiss?"

"HELP ME! PLEASE HE-"

"You will do as I say. Understood?"

"No, don't you dare leave me!"

"I challenge you to a game of chubby bunny."

"I... I love you."

"Just say you're sorry!"

"Oh, shut up."

"Hey, you look cold. Do you want some hot chocolate?"

"Haha! What did I say? I'm always right."

"Who even are you?"

"JUST SHUT THE HELL UP."

"I am kidnapping you."

"What on earth are you wearing?!"

"What is that meant to be again?"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?"

"Don't you give me those puppy dog eyes!"

"Can we make a blanket fort?"

"I can't live like this anymore!"

"Hey~ Whatcha doing?"

"Whoa!"

"Nononono, don't go! No!"

"I just wanted to tell you that I... I... Love y-"

"Gimme a hug."

"But I just got it!"

"Oh my god. You are KIDDING me."

"Please?"

"Are those brownies?"

"JUST KILL ME ALREADY!"

"PFFFT. OH MY GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS."

"Are you crying?"

"One last time."

"Can I kiss you?"

"Sorry? Sorry. I'm rambling. Sorry. Sorry. I just... Sorry. Sorry... Sorry. I'll shut up. Sorry."

"I will NEVER forgive you."

"Who said anything about letting you go?"

"Fudge."

"This ends. Now."

" I don't want to live any more..."

"Oh, can we watch Frozen again?"

"Unbelievable..."

"Cinnamon roll of purity, too good for this world. So pure."

"Who. Are. You?"

"Sing for me."

"Can you draw me?"

"I hate you. No, I detest you. I LOATHE you."

[agent-timross]

A note about shipping with me

I probably already ship it

not that I deliberately start rp’ing with people for the purposes of shipping, but if there’s chemistry, if there’s interesting interaction, then yeah, I probably ship it

you don’t have to ship it too; it’s fun to torture the muse with unrequited feelings okay

I will never pressure you into a ship

if you feel like i’m pressuring you, let me know and i’ll do my best to rectify the behavior

if you want to ship a thing, pitch it to me. the answer is probably yes.

that said, don’t assume it without at least mentioning it to me ooc first.

ships are usually in their own seperate verses unless we’ve discussed something else.

if you ship with me I’ll ruin your life

xoxox i love you bbies

[functionlikeagirl-blog]

//how do you tell your boyfriend that you've only ever had sex with women and that you've never even seen a penis in real life? 'Cause mine's clearly wanting the cookie, but frankly, I'm kinda scared.

[psych-facts]

The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.

Ayn Rand (via csejte-tigress)

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