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I’ve only got matt in corset dress🙏🙇♂️ take it
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Please we need man titties and more blushing men ASAP
I’ve only got matt in corset dress🙏🙇♂️ take it
Can you put me between his Ass?
Wait no… YOU SAW NOTHING
Yes
Took the memes from pinterest😘
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Would you like nsfw content?
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i had night terrors and couldn’t sleep and so i hit my peak on twitter im sorrythis is so fucking funny with 0 context.
Matt solo is all I ask please
((Ask and ye shall receive))
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uh,, hi!! i really like your writing, it makes me super happy ^^ ive been kinda just hovering for a bit and decided to finally interact :D i was wondering if you could make a tord x fem reader where its reader first time with tord? i really love the way you write <33 also, are you doing emoji anons? if so can i be 🐰 ? <3
Thank you!!! You can totally be an emoji anon, I look forward to seeing you around! :D
Just to make sure I get it right, do you mean readers first time with Tord nsfw wise or that he's their first boyfriend ever?
dsanjdhasjdahsdk this is almsost 2,000 words. I hope you enjoy <3
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Okay so what if yandere Tord started to jerk off to the thought of (Y/n)?? Like maybe he saw (Y/n) changing while stalking her, and the thought spurred him on. Thanks!
I’ve been looking at this like 👀👀👀 every time I wake up to check my phone fjeoejrjridid. this has. tormented me for like three hours <3 <3 <3
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Sometimes Tord wonders if you’re teasing him. If you know he’s watching you from his car. It’s both a worrying thought and a frustrating one. Because you didn’t bother shutting your curtains before you changed.
And now here he is, furiously rutting his cock against his pillow to the thought of you. You’re perfect. So so perfect. Not to be vulgar, but you full on flashed him changing your bra and fuck he’s both worried that you do that shit when he’s not around and that any creep could watch you change, and so turned on.
Tord wishes the pillow was you. That it was your hot, gummy walls he was sinking his cock into instead of finally snaking his hand into his boxers to jerk himself off. He’d take such good care of you. He’d rile you up with kiss after kiss pressed into your face, toying with your cute little clit until your humping his hand and begging for him to fuck you. Begging for him to fill your empty hole with his large cock.
He’d press his chest against yours and fuck you until your a limp, panting mess beneath him. You’d always be satisfied, always.
Tord grunts as he cums into his hand. He sighs and carefully pulls his hand out of his boxers so he could wipe them off on a tissue. One day it will be you instead of his hand. He’d make sure of it.
too shy to put this on my twitter 👉👈 been thinking about death stranding lately hahaaaaa
don’t remove it i spent so longgg on this 😭
i’m aliveeeee!!! and i wrote sumn-
Winding Down (Striker x reader 18+)
{i haven’t written in a hot minute like this it’s not the best i’m just tryna get back into it hhfhsjjgh also ayo the reader is gender neutral so :] all y’all can enjoy💜love youuuu guys}
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You lay in wait for Striker to return from a day’s work as you tend to his beloved horse Bombproof, you usually kept him company when Striker was out on his own.
You leaned against the great fiery horse, sighing dreamily, you couldn’t help but hope Striker returned soon, it was so easy to miss his company.
Not even a moment later, you hear the door to the barn creak open, letting a slit of light shine through past a slender shadow leaned against the door, you could tell it was Striker by his glowing chartreuse eyes, and that smile...that devilish toothy grin.
“You miss me babyface?” He smirks as he towers over you, panting past each word. You couldn’t help but stare at the beads of sweat rolling down his forehead, his neck, watching his chest heave against you as your eyes glossed over the dampness beneath his clothes.
His hand pressed up onto your chest, aggressively shoving you against the wall. “There somethin’ fuckin’ funny on my face?...or are you just happy to see me baby~?”
You could sense he was in need of a little release, anything to help him unwind, he wasn’t being handsy with you out of frustration or anything of the sort....
He knows you just can’t get enough of him when he’s rough with you, when he takes the initiative in this way it’s clear he needs a little relief.
You snap out of your own mental bubble of lustful thoughts, looking up into his eyes you stutter, “N-nothing!.....You’re just a big hot mess aren’t you sweetheart~?”
You playfully pull on his bandanna, inching his face closer to yours as your other hand pushes his coat off his shoulders.
“Oh I see. Heh~ You really couldn’t wait for me to get back, huh?” Striker smirked as he unbuttoned his vest, letting it and his coat drop beneath him, his tail coiling around your waist as he shoves you to the ground.
“You really wanna do this here~? Can’t even wait to get in bed can you?” Striker’s eyes grew more intense, glowing brighter, his pupils expanding as his tail found its way up your shirt.
You can’t help but start whimpering, feeling Strikers tail wiggle and rattle against your bare skin, stroking at your now naked nipples. Feeling the sensation of his tail’s touch as your eyes are drawn to the large bulge forming in his pants. So big, so tightly contained it looks as if it’ll burst free from his pants at any second.
It must taste delicious, his two knotted pent up cocks, slithering from his sheath and ready to stuff you full of the passion throbbing through every inch of his cocks.
“You want ‘em don’t you darling, you want ‘em bad? Just...tell me how badly you need daddy Striker’s lovin’ and you might just get what ya want~” he panted, standing over you, caressing the now damp bulge in his pants, running his fingers against the form on it, groaning with each stroke.
“P-please-“ you gasped, quickly interrupted by Striker’s husky growl, “Please, what now...you fucking slut?”
Pulling his pants down to reveal both of his thick, throbbing, knotted cocks, he took them both in one hand, pumping the length, panting, “What is it you want hmm~? Tell me you little slut! You want these?!”
Pumping his members more intensely you nuzzled against his balls, mewling for him, “I’ll do anything for your big sweet cocks daddy Striker, please~ You can knot me full like the slut I am for you~! Please!”
Begging desperately, caressing his balls, planting small kisses against them while he let out a loud growl, he finally pins you to the ground, “Oh I’m gonna take you for a wild ride kitten~” he purrs to you, giving you a deep sensual kiss. His lips slimy with drool, his mustache ever so gently ticking your face, his tongue overflowing your mouth with such scorching sweetness, you couldn’t help but moan so deeply into his kiss.
You pull his shirt off, massaging his desperate body, you run your hands up ‘n down his toned, sweating form, massaging right where you felt his heart pounding. His heart always throbbed so intensely for you, especially when he’s feeling excited for your lovemaking.
“Y’know kitten, I-I....fuck. You know I really do feel for you, fuckin’...ah- ah shit, I ain’t got the words right now but know this, you’re mine.” Striker drooled against your neck, nuzzling up to you, purring out of complete pleasure. He tried his best with sweeter words, easier said when not in a state of complete heat and arousal, however, his flustered stuttering moments of sweet talkin’ were still just as endearing to you.
“Ohh I know what’ll make you feel the love though darlin’~” he growls as his cocks manage to shove their separate ways into your tight needy holes.
He pins you down on the ground, forcing your shaking limbs in place until he’s holding you in a mating press. His cocks stuffing themselves deep into you, spurting pre against your walls. The both of you sharing sloppy wet kisses, touching each other madly where it felt the most arousing. You gripped his pecs, now glistening with sweat, you rubbed each scar down his torso, making him arch into you, growling in ecstasy.
“Fuck~ Y-y’know your daddy loves gettin’ his little kittens praisin’~ Fuck, it feels-...incredible baby, shit- don’t stop, you’re gettin’ me close~”
Pounding his hips against yours, pumping you full of his length, Striker started falling weak to how tight and silky you felt around him, he wrapped his arms around you tightly, whining and mewling as you clawed at his back, unable to process how far his knots were stretching you open. Once they were completely inside you were screaming his name, begging for sweet release as he showered your body in kisses, his lips trembling as he neared closer and closer to finishing. The both of you gripping onto each other, crying out in pleasure as you both released your love juices onto one another.
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Striker’s body went limp as he curled up around you, trailing soft, gentle kisses up your neck.
“I’d love to be like this forever sweetheart~”
nsfw alphabet for Funtime Freddy, please
actually it's kind of weird to write this because they're an animatronic, but let's pretend they're souls that can transform into humans!
Funtime Freddy Nsfw Alphabet
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
he's definitely a vanilla. at first he will control you for fear that he has beaten you too much. but once he realizes you're not hurt, he'll obviously be very happy and pull you into a bear hug. Also, if you're hungry, he'll make you sandwiches, if you just want to sleep, he'll curl up next to you and pull you into his arms. Also, if you know, the bonbon is in his right hand, so he gets involved.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
he likes his boobs the most in his partner. he likes to squeeze and caress his breasts, even with one hand. on his own body he likes his fingers and shoulders. because it turns him on so much that you bite his shoulders for pleasure while you cum on his fingers (5).
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
prefers to ejaculate inside, on your breasts and stomach. If you hold his semen inside, he will be grateful to you and this feeling will attract him.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he has a soft spot for children so why not give him a chance?
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
obviously he doesn't know anything, bonbon and you are helping him get used to it but DAMN is a babe that will ejaculate in 5 seconds the first time you do it. but once you get used to it he will fuck you like crazy but vanilla (of course there are times when he loses control), by the way he's a virgin.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
actually any position where he can see his face is fine for him. he also doesn't care if you or he is in control he just wants to be close to you.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Anyone think Funtime Freddy will be serious? he is constantly making jokes and adding fun to the environment. Think about it this way, while he's fucking you so hard, he's joking and you both start laughing with that sensitivity. even the thought is funny.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
actually, because it's an animatronic, no hairs or feathers are coming out of it. but even if it actually had feathers it would be white in color.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Freddy's inherent softness, love, friendliness and gentleness will manifest throughout his relationship.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
As I said before, he doesn't even have anything to do with sex. even when he met you and started having sex he didn't even need it to the end because he already had you.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
actually he has no kink but if you wear a teddy bear costume he will have a weakness. but now i think of another one, he wants to be a good boy. you have to constantly approve of him and tell him he's a good boy.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
It doesn't need to say much, it could be his own stage or one of his regions.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Treating him like a ''needy kid for mommy'' that makes turns him on.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
to hurt you, hurt you, or cause you personal/physical/spiritual harm will NEVER do.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He doesn't have a preference, he likes to take or give orals very much. but i have to say if you give him a mouth he will ejaculate inside your mouth in 2 minutes he can't stand the feel of your mouth.
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
If he is in control he will be gentle and sensual but if you are in control he will let you go as fast as you want.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
he doesn't prefer normed much because it's not enough for him but if he is preparing to go on stage and he is in a hurry he will not hesitate.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
actually he doesn't like risks so no, no he doesn't nah.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
3 times as far as you can go but know that this doesn't mean that he won't beg like a fool the first time he gets inside you.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
no, I don't think he would prefer it because he wants to give you his own pleasure
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
he never makes fun of you but lets you make fun of him all you want.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
he moans so loud he can never hold back his moans.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
After having sex with you for the first time, all he wants is to be happy with you forever and * whisper * you to creampie jumping on him for days.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
It is normally big and THICK on the side as it is close to 2 meters. so I'm sure you can't fit all of them, of course if you want to challenge, I'm in ;). he has a veiny and red-tipped dick. It is between 22-23 cm long and has an above average thickness.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
As I said before, he doesn't know anything, so he never had Sex Drive until he met you, but after meeting you, he suddenly went to the top. Freddy can be aroused by your slightest move.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
in fact, he is so tired that he can fall asleep right away, but since he cares more about you than himself, he is happy to fulfill your wishes first.
“I WANT YIFF DUKE AKA BONNIE TO LICK ME ALL OVER”
I want bonnie to WRECK my virginity