Cute lil frog blog

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hey..

I’m not posting today guys, I’m sorry

I feel a bit unwell and I have a major headache, could only be bothered to write this

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so this afternoon my friend wanted to go see her crush play soccer, so I came with her.

We did a whole lap around her crushes school to find where they were playing soccer (this school is huge btw, takes up both sides of the street)

And we couldn't find it, we then saw her crush say his game had been cancelled!

So I wasted half an hour of my time!

My legs were sore and I still had to walk home!

Don't worry.. I made it

I'm home now :)

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ughhh

So today, I had to walk home

Like I normally do

Normal.

Apart from the fact is was pouring with rain!

Now when I started walking it was fine, so I didn't use my friends umbrella (because she told me I could borrow it)

And then no joke, two min into my walk it started to sprinkle and I was like, oh it'll pass and it started POURING so I had to walk 15 mins in the pouring rain this was at 3, I am still drenched now!

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what a little ______

so it was my birthday a few weeks ago, and I got helium balloons from my friend lol

There were three of them, so we were walking back to our hotel (because we decided to book one for my birthday)

And so we were walking down the street and this girl, probably my age (so somewhere between use your imagination and death)

Decided to try and pop my balloons with a lighter. Now I don't know if you know but if a helium balloon pops with fire it'll go BOOM. So I pulled them away and the girl said "let me pop them"

She tried to go again and I noticed she was smoking and drinking alcohol at my age! So I said "sit back down otherwise I'll put that ciggarette out of your mouth" she doubted me so I grabbed her pack of ciggarettes and she then whined so as I walked away I chucked them in the water.

Looking back im very thankful she didn't hit me

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Storytime!!!

so… I once sent out of class for a sport meeting and when I got back to class we were doing a test 😫

I had no idea what any of the questions were, so I looked them up (since the Test was on the laptop) and copy and pasted

the next day I found out everyone else had also cheated on the test and the teacher said, anyone who could admit to it wouldn’t get a phone call home.

everyone thought she was bluffing and only my friend and I raised our hands. Let’s just say we didn’t get yelled at by our parents.

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What is the best icecream flavour

chocolate

strawberry

vanilla

choc mint

butter pecan

rum and raisin

rainbow

Other…. (Comment below)

Voting ended onSep 2, 2024

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BILLY WHO THE FUDGE!?

so my friend, has asthma

and we once had a substitute for P.E and she made us run laps and my friend was like breathing really heavily so she asked if she could sit out and have a puff of her puffer (because you have to ask)

and the substitute said no you’re fine

and so she couldn’t take a puff, thank goodness she didn’t have an asthma attack.

the next day, me being a good friend. Goes to the principal about the substitute, I told him what had happened and then the next day we got told the substitute is never coming back again.

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What Happened To Me Today

Okay so basically

I was walkin to the store and there were these two teenage boys (I think they were eshays or sum) and they were walking on the other side of the road.

I don’t like teenage boys, cus they’re scary. Anyway I looked at them and they looked at me, they then proceeded to cross the road! Mind you there were no stop lights or whatever they full on jaywalked to be on my side.

idk if I’m paranoid or sum but I was like

what if they kidnap me

and I turned around and POOF! Like magic they were gone

teenage boys… pls explain this superpower of yours

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Hi Guys!

hello ya’ll my name is Froggy.

I am going to be posting written blogs everyday!

I hope you guys enjoy