Lolaisms

A carefully curated collection of misappropriations of language.

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Swap

“I tried to swap my swap card to get in. It’ didn't work.”

Translation: “I tried to swipe my swipe card to get in. It didn't work.”

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Telapathatically

“You can just send it telapathatically.”

Translation: “You can just send it telepathically.” 

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One-time

“They’re a one-time wonder.”

Translation: “They’re a one-hit wonder.”

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Washi Washi

“Awwww! Is he dressed like washi washi?!”

Translation: “Awwww! Is he dressed like Yoshi?!”

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Illustrator

"There wasn't one person that didn't look like they came out of Sports Illustrator."

Translation: "There wasn't one person that didn't look like they came out of Sports Illustrated."

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Blew

"He blew my thunder."

Translation: "He stole my thunder."

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Installed

"He installed fear in me."

Translation: "He instilled fear in me."

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Lumba

"We can do the lumba!"

Translation: "We can do the limbo." Confused limbo and zumba, and put them together.

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Access

"The X and Y access."

Translation: "The X and Y axis."

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Paper

"I'm gonna pack up with my brown paper box."

Translation: "I'm gonna pack up with my cardboard box."

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Subsidairy

"That's a subsidairy of the other company."

Translation: "That's a subsidiary of the other company."

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Strong/Hard

"Strong headed."

Translation: A combination of strong willed and hard-headed.

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Triceps

"They had to use triceps on me when I was born."

Translation: "They had to use forceps on me when I was born."

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Gave

"She gave her knee out."

Translation: "She blew her knee out."

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Cootielicious

"I'm not cootielicious or anything."

Translation: "I'm not a germophobe or anything."

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Faith

"Do you ever test your faith?"

Translation: "Do you ever test your fate?"

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Luigi

"Guiseppe Luigi. It's like a home made luigi."

Translation: "Guiseppe Luigi. It's like a home made Joe Louis."