FUNSC Updates

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Goodbye.

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THE UNITED STATES OF UKRAINE AND SINUS SIA ARE AT WAR ..... WHAT ARE THEIR NEXT MOVES - SINUS SIA IS NOT CALLED SINUSSIASTAN - REWRITE IT ACCORDINGLY.

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KAZHAKSTAN IS NOW A PART OF SINUS SIA PLEASE DRAG A CHAIR AND SIT THERE

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THE COOKIE IS HALF BAKED

NEW YORK HAS NO FOOD. NEW YORK IS NOW A PART OF MASSACHUSSETS. ALL THE STATES HAVE NO FOOD.

UKRAINE HAS EVERYTHING.

UKRAINE TOOK EVERYTHING.

IT IS NOW THE UNITED STATES OF UKRAINE. SINUS SIA BACK DOWN OR SUFFER FROM WAR WITH THE UNITED STATES OF UKRAINE,.

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DISCUSSION ON SPLITTING OF INDEPENDENT STATES.

After the recent collapse of the United States, now the INDEPENDENT STATES (IS), Sinus Sia is now currently invading from the state of OREGON. AND HAS TAKEN CONTROL. THE CITIZEN OF THE IS SITTING ON THE RIGHT IS KIDNAPPED AND IS TO SIT ON THE FLOOR BESIDE SINUSSIA

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THE WORLD IS ENDING

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS COLLAPSED. THEY ARE NO LONGER A STATE WITH PROPER GOVERNANCE, AND THE POEPLE ARE RIOTING. THE AMERICAN DOLLAR HAS COLLAPSED AND THERE IS SPECULATION OVER THE START OF A CIVIL WAR.

RUSSIA AND CHINA HAVE COMBINED TO FORM ONE SOVEREIGN COUNTRY WITH XI JINPING AND THE RUSSIAN PRESIDENT LEADING TOGETHER. THEY ARE NOW RENAMED AS "SINUS-SIA). THEIR FIRST MISSION? CONQUERING AMERICA, WHO COWERS IN FEAR.

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THERE IS A PEACE TREATY - WILL YOU SIGN IT???

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MAYBE maybe maybe ceasefire is good..........................

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China and Russia have always had a secretive partnership. However, their strategic relationship is now coming into play, displayed for the whole world to see. “This will put Russia at an advantage,” President of the Russian Federation, announced at a Press Conference in the capital of Russia, Moscow, referring to the new agreement signed between China and Russia against NATO. The agreement, signed between the Presidents of Russia and China on 5 March 2030, states that both countries will offer each other military support, the extent to which being ambiguous. Should one country be involved in a conflict, the other will step in to enhance military assistance if they deem it necessary.

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this war has been going on for one day.

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china is twisting kazakh's words

reminder: you don't have to agree with a resolution to see it being debated for the betterment of council...maybe look at the solutions in the document previously emailed to members of the UNSC prior to this emergency meeting. "having any deal at all is better than no deal" thank you ukraine.

russia its your time to shine but wherefore art thou?

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oh no(clear) war

EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! SECRET PICTURES OF NUKES AND NUCLEAR BASES HAVE BEEN SPREAD ON THE INTERNET. NETIZENS ARE CONCERNED AFTER PICTURES OF Vladislav Davankov AND XI JINPING CAUGHT IN A FIRM HANDSHAKE SURFACE. OH NO WHAT WILL WE DO NOW!!!!!! A CALL FOR CEASEFIRE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE URGENT.............hurry.

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an explosive relationship

There has been increased speculation as of late that the governments of China and Russia are collaborating over a plan to develop their nuclear weapons. Could this be true? What else could they be cooking.

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the winner takes it all

Kharitonov, your aura too big, you've been around on earth for too long, the people are not going to vote for you.

Rutskoy, your personality too woke, your campaign etiquette too awful.

Looks like the youthful, extreme conservative Vladislav Davankov is the way to go. The motherland knows that he is one who will NOT let NATO push Russia around.

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eating the crust of Russia

Russia’s worst fear has come true. Despite the Russian government reinforcing military operations across the country, NATO has further escalated its involvement, now targeting the country directly. Just a few minutes ago, troops from Poland and the United States, sent by NATO, were pictured advancing into Western Russia, armed with guns. In addition, tanks equipped with weapons were seen entering the country. It is official: NATO has begun invading Russia. But the rest of Russia is not off the hook—Eastern Russia, directly next to the Pacific Ocean, is at high risk of a naval attack. There is speculation that NATO will send maritime forces as further reinforcement in the Pacific Ocean. It looks like the Presidential Election is now the least of the Russian government’s concerns—there are more pressing and urgent issues ahead. 

On the other hand, NATO has strengthened military support in Ukraine to combat the Russian forces in Ukraine. Russia is now at a major disadvantage. With an increasing number of countries working against it, Russia has to up its game before it is too late, or come to a mutual agreement with the other countries involved. However, tensions are now higher than ever. Will the largest country in the world be able to maintain its reputation of being one of the most powerful countries in the world? Only time will tell.

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meet the contenders

Time goes on without the UNSC. Amidst the chaos, a special day is coming nearer day by day. With the Russian Presidential Election looming over the political horizon of Russia, tensions are high within the country. Nominations, party congress, and intense political debates filled the coverage of newspapers in Russia. As President Putin’s second consecutive presidential term comes to an end, he faces not only domestic political pressures but also the mounting challenges posed by NATO’s escalating response. The world is watching Russia closely, waiting for what is about to come.

A long and heated election campaign featuring the three candidates—Nikolay Kharitonov, Vladislav Davankov, and Alexander Rutskoy—is coming. Conflict between parties, including but not limited to the United Russian Party and the Communist Party of the Russian Federation, is getting heated. With the drastic change that has been implemented by the newly appointed president, Russia faces political instability as conflicts arise amongst political parties. How would this affect their relations with other countries?

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ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING

Delegates, please consider the SOD and proceed extreme caution. Think through your moves carefully and make sure they fall under the Mandate of the UNSC.