honey mustard

Sarah, legal, and very confused

[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

[theawesomeadventurer]

me lookin up at god after reading some of ya’lls posts

[resident-sourwolf]

My Murderer : Any last words?

Me: Hey Alexa, play africa by Toto.

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

[onlytwitterpics]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Wine mom memes

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

is this wrong

[angelmutual]

cum has drastically improved the quality of my life tbh like sure im failing classes and have no friends but at least my skin is smooth and i smell good

[angelmutual]

who changed this from piss to cum??? i hate this

[angelmutual]

okay who changed it from coconut oil to piss wtf

[surprisebitch]

tbt when people could edit people’s posts

[skyakafreckles]

He surely doesn’t

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Speak to them in a language they understand

[the-memedaddy]

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[halsyy]

when u finally catch that Pokemon u been tryin to find for forty minutes

[thebestoftumbling]

[sarcasmismydrugs]

getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail

[furnt]

you: adrenaline rush

me, an intellectual: epinephrine sprint

[purpletangyvaginas]

[sheistgawd-deactivated20210215]

Twitter

[officialjiggly]

I’m…

[venusruledgirl]

Wow ok… drag em

[nikadd]

[imsoshive]

All bitches do is contour they nose and use the dog filter on snapchat

[imsoshive]

Nvm she called back