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@futurama-quotes
Fry: I've picked up my life exactly where I left off a thousand years ago. Now if you'll excuse me, it's 8:00, time to get busy.
[Fry puts a CD into his boombox, "Baby Got Back" plays for a moment before Leela shuts it off]
Leela: Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
Fry, Futurama
Lucy Liu Bot: I'll always remember you, Fry...
Lucy Liu Bot: [monotone voice] MEMORY DELETED.
[The city is being attacked by Lucy Liu robots] Now there's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes.
Zapp Brannigan, Futurama
Lucy Liu Bot: You're cute!
Fry: No, you are!
Lucy Liu Bot: No, you!
Fry: No, you!
Professor Farnsworth: Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot! Oh well, that's love for you, I guess.
[Bender is angry at Fry for dating a robot] Stay away from our women. You've got metal fever, boy. Metal fever.
Bender, Futurama
Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex.
Fry, Futurama
I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky.
Fry, Futurama
[time skipped forward through Fry and Leela's wedding, then divorce, and Fry is wondering how he got Leela to marry him]
Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry.
Amy: [quietly, to herself] No...
But going through a divorce together, you can't pretend that didn't bring us closer together.
Bender, Futurama
[after Fry loses basketball game to invading Harlem Globetrotters]
Leela: Way to go, Fry. Now every galaxy is gonna be cracking wise about our mothers.
[Hermes hangs his head in shame]
Hermes: I'm just glad my fat ugly mother is not alive to see this.
Professor Farnsworth: Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes.
Bender, that was an amazing three hour washboard solo. The parts when I was awake blew my mind!
Beck, Futurama
It's toe-tappingly tragic!
Zoidberg, Futurama
I was a hero to broken robots 'cause I was one of them, but how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not? That's like Christina Aguilera singing Spanish. Ooh, wait! That's it! I'll fake it!
Bender, Futurama
Leela: OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Professor Farnsworth: You're going to do his laundry?
I'm not a robot like you, I don't like having discs crammed into me...unless they're Oreos...and then only in the mouth.
Fry, Futurama
Amy: What are their names?
Bender: Kids have names?
Orphan: My name is Nina, this is Albert—
Bender: —And from now on you're all named Bender Jr.