Futurelandia.

Futurelandia is cultural kung-fun. Posts by three canadians living in a snow fort.

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I’m pretty sure there’s a political metaphor in here somewhere involving American republicans and their desperation for white male supremacy.

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Mid-Nineties Masato Tanaka, never accused of being a style icon

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Current mood.

[30-minute-memes]

President Reagan shoots down the last living bird from an airplane, later replacing it with a government drone (c. 1984)

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Never forget.

[30-minute-memes]

It’s probably just your period

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Poor Nessie

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If wrestling is supposedly “fake,” how do you explain this

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Hey, it’s the Fourth of July

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Visionary stuff.

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A poem for 2020

Roses are red,

Trump’s lying is habitual,

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If things are getting you down, just feel the joy right here from A to BEE.

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1337

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US Border Policy inspired by...

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Christmas day

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In the year 2000, Cinderella’s illegal... (sing as lyrics to any Eurythmics tune)

[diabolikdiabolik]

Sgt. Streetwise

Eagle, 20th November 1982

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Merry Christmas.

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I’ve been away, at a beach, out of wi-fi range. Has anything big happened in wrestling? Let me rephrase that: has anything else happened in wrestling that’s anywhere close to being this amazing: