Squid's intrusive thoughts

they/she, trans, enby and chaotic gremlin in my frog witch era. Catch me in a witch hat on the daily.Minors/Creeps/Bigots DNI I can’t guarantee the accuracy of anything on this blog

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When the enby starts lactating call that gender fluid

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Attack on Titian is just Titanfall 2 with hitler

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Wow that creature card would be so much cooler id that last line if text wasn’t there.

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I will never let someone leave my home hungry, even an enemy will be well fed so they can be in top form when i kill them :3

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I think picard is gonna get a prostate exam

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Hookup app called unhinged

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Doctors that refuse to tie tubes should pay child support to the patient

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Ew you vape lmao

Vapin pussy and cock sicne high school 🍃🍃🔥🔥

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Call a bitch ratatouille cause i cook as hard as i fuck

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Riddle me this, my dumb ass loses her vape yesterday after you leave and i search hell and high water in my apartment and cant find it. I go to the dispensary and get a new vape and cart and im sad but hey it happenns. This morning i find it IN MY FUCKING SHOE like bruh what do you meeeeeaaaaaannnnnnn

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Gazpacho is a smoothie not a soup

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To prove the power of flex tape I sawed my marriage in half!

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According to the Oxford English dictionaries definition of a sandwich a crunchwrap is a sandwich

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I got that autism and that huawk tuauism

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Candy themed D&D character that's a humanoid gumdrop from the gummy region and his name is Sir Gum Cision

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Why do they call it a restroom when I'm fighting for my fucking life in there

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AFAB? Yeah Assigned frog at birth