naraku is basically just a butthurt teenager thats mad that a girl he liked “friendzoned” him for a hotter half demon
naraku should be wearing a fedora throughout this whole thing
It has been days since Naraku left his cellar for the last time. His fedora, sweaty. His neckbeard, steadily growing. His “Cool story babe, now make me a sandwich”-shirt has finally arrived to further his demonic transformation. Just a second, he mumbled to himself. In just a second I will feel complete.
His nimble fingers hacked away at the keyboard, light-sensitive eyes fixed on the unnatural glow of a computer screen that displayed Equestria Daily. His message, like a desperate cry for help, has been sent out into the depths of the internet.
"Kikyo is best pony."










