nevermind really

sideblog of tulkasastaldo.tumblr.com either studying or crying about bike anime this is my life now

[y-amagami]

THIRD DAY.

TESHIMA WINS THE MOUNTAIN RACE.

WHERE’S THE MOUNTAIN GOD? I’M CRYING FOR MY BABIES OF HAKONE, I’M GOING TO DIE.

I’m happy for Teshima but my favorite team (obviously) is Hakone, so I’m sad for my baby Takuto.

I really hope that Hakone wins the race.

🗻💙

[specgram]

Linguistics By Example Sentence

Color Terminology—Kay turned green with envy and then red with anger when Berlin was listed as first author.

[linguisten]

…and it all happened out of the blue!

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

tfw you try to figure out whether you are trans and you end up asking yourself really stupid questions like “is this jellyfish i am drawing a manly jellyfish’

[the-grey-tribe]

Local man fond of linguistic garden path sentences friends to hearing his boring puns.

[milksurgeon]

For my mothers birthday

[sparklerredpanda]

Am i the only one who got pissed by the fact she didn’t got to fight in the tournament and instead did the chearleader? I don’t do fan arts often, but i want to get better at handling japanese model sheets

I may animate her again with less Twices…

[specgram]

Autodescriptive Linguistic Terms

Glad that English isn’t a pro-drop language.

[welele]

[grlcurves]

i can’t stop watching this i’m …

[angelbabyspice]

what the fuck

[baking-accident]

imagine being a vain fantasy kingdom elf and realizing all your dwarf and hobbit friends are constantly looking at you from the “accidentally opened your phone camera” angle

[pokeheroacademia]

Back to business! This one is a (really) short story I had in mind and I wasn’t sure if I would be able to finish for Halloween. It’s sketchy but hey, it’s here!

[fleebites]

happy hallowe'en!!

[mspaprophet]

The MSPA Prophet Origin Story

I am writing this on February 20th, 2013. I do not know when, or if, I will ever post it. But since you’re reading it now, it can only mean one thing: the MSPA Prophet is dead, and it is now safe for me to tell the world how I knew when updates were coming.

Keep reading

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[sentient-carrot]

This is the only football thing that matters

[williamhughkettles]

[teainawineglass]

Can you like

not

[specgram]

“Noma Chomsky”

typo, stereotypical Italian pronunciation, or cross-gender impersonator?

[allthingslinguistic]

A maximal projection walks into a v bar and asks for a little vP. The bartender says, “That’s not your usual selection.” To which the maximal projection replies, “Yeah, must be a phase.”

Source unknown. Update: the joke seems to have changed some in the telling, but I have now found it on this t-shirt, which was around in 2009. 

This joke requires quite a lot of linguistics background to get, but if it doesn’t appeal to you, you’ll still probably have some luck with the 15 pages of linguist humour in my archives. 

(via allthingslinguistic)

[srsfunny]

Pass Me The Knork, Please

[science-of-noise]

Where does “splayd” come from and why is it not called a “spnorfk.”