Teenage Dirtbag

Multifandom. X Factor. 1D. Teen Wolf. Big Brother. Random shit. If you actually follow me and put up with me, you need Jesus. CeCe Frey is my girl crush #noshame

[jrbowser]

you think this is  a GAME?? [plugs in another controller and hands it to you] good because it is let’s get ready for some fun buddy

[fwib-blog]

mom: *gets into car*

me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*

[now-at-punkwarren-deactivated20]

Have you ever seen acting so bad you’re personally insulted.

[mysteriousk1n]

do you ever make a huge scene and then march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can’t leave your room because you want to prove a point or something

[evenmyerrorsarecorrect-deactiva]

[lotad]

do i ever sleep? the world may never k(no)w

[coldplaymania]

Congrats Coldplay on your two 2013 Brit Award nominations!

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

its gotten to the point where i dont even enjoy staying up late anymore

i just have no choice with it

it just happens

[babyjunkiexo-blog]

Last night I forgot what milk was called so I called it Cereal water. CEREAL WATER

[fwib-blog]

...you are very /LUCKY/ that i don't POST that for all of TUMBLR to SEE. i'd REALLY like to reply to YOU on KIK but i MUST NOT because i cant FIND my PHONE and i think this GIRL who spent the NIGHT at my HOUSE has /STOLEN/ it??

...well guess WHAT i'm POSTING this PUBLICLY for all of TUMBLR to SEE. why was a GIRL spending the NIGHT at /YOUR/ HOUSE? YOU are supposed to be /HOMO/sexual???? excuse YOU. if that's the CASE, when can /I/ come and SPEND the NIGHT at YOUR house ;)

also I'm the slowest replier on KIK in existence so don't feel bad

[fwib-blog]

fuck with it B*TCH

YoU KnOw ThE DeAL LOL WE WERE SUCH IDIOTS HI ILY

[noashtonn-blog]

Zayn is me

“DO ANY OF YOU KNOW THE WIFI PASSWORD”

[z-aynsome-deactivated20141130]

my better half

[okayonesecond-deactivated201403]

WHY CAN’T I BE 8 YEARS OLD AND FEEL SOSOOSOS CHRISTMASY ALL THE TIME AND BELIEVE IN SANTA AND NOT BE ABLE TO FALL ASLEEP ON CRHISTMAS EVE BC TOO EXCITED AND THEN WAKE UP AND RUN DOWNSTAIRS AND LIKE CRY BECAUSE RPESENTS NOW I JUST AM S AD A LOT

[shutterthefuckup]

[nachovixen]

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

[nevvzealand-deactivated20130227]

people on the internet are so great….we all just seem to click

[kingdombythe-sea-deactivated201]

Yayyyy new slippers..thanks babes🐰 #bunny #slippers #cute and #cuddly #cozy #hippityhop #christmas