So Much Better

Elle Woods. Harvard Law student, and proudly legally blonde.((Currently accepting M!A's. Indie Legally Blonde the Musical Roleplay, Selective))

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My muse had fallen unconcious in a deadly situation, yours has been kind enough to carry them to safety. Send me a ☠ for their reaction to waking up in your character’s arms.

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I’m just going to delete her

Maybe

I want to

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Elle’s going on hiatus. Her muse is gone, I have no threads, and logging on here just makes me feel awful. 

I need to go.

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Nikita sentence meme pt. i

❛ We all wear masks. Everyone, everyday. Sometimes we wear them so much we forget who we really are. ❜

❛ And sometimes, if we’re lucky, someone comes along and shows us who we really wanna be, who we should be. ❜

❛ Fighting this war on your own must be exhausting. ❜

❛ Are you going to let me go? ❜

❛ Before you pull the trigger, you should know my name. ❜

❛ A killer with a conscious; it’s no wonder they cut you loose. ❜

❛ The real gift isn’t freedom. It’s what we get to do with it. ❜

❛ Brute force will never be as powerful as deception. ❜

❛ I’m not a monster. I just wanted you to think I was. ❜

❛ I have nothing left. If you die, I die. ❜

❛ I was the first recruit to get out. I’m going to make certain I’m not the last. ❜

❛ Your life is over, _____. I’m here to offer you a new one. But you have to be willing to earn it. ❜

❛ She had a good run. Won’t be another one like her. ❜

❛ Did she say who she was working for? ❜

❛ Everything to make me the best killer I could be… till I broke one of their rules. ❜

❛ I thought I heard my name. ❜

❛ I want you to know I can get to you, and hit you where it hurts the most. ❜

❛ Just like old times, huh? ❜

❛ You were free. You had gotten out, you were gone. What the hell are you doing back here? ❜

❛ I know you’re in this for revenge.  ❜

❛ You know firsthand what it feels like. Have the thing you love most in life taken away from you. ❜

❛ It wasn’t your life. It was your cover. I warned you not to get emotionally attached. ❜

❛ I’ll give you a head start. ❜

❛ If we meet again I can’t promise what will happen. ❜

❛ I can only promise you one thing… It’s going to get worse before it gets better. ❜

❛ The last word they breathe before the end, will be my name. ❜

❛ Did you ever have feelings for her? ❜

❛ You put him in danger, _____. That’s not like you. ❜

❛ Pretty cool how you can hack into all these servers. ❜

❛ You said you didn’t want forgiveness, but you deserve it, _____. ❜

❛ What have you got behind your back? ❜

❛ I can’t believe I ever thought you were cute. ❜

❛ You’d follow him over a cliff, wouldn’t you? Just like that. ❜

❛ You don’t have a choice. ❜

❛ What do I want? What I want is to empty a clip into your face. ❜

❛ That’s the difference between you and me, _____. You’ll kill anyone, I don’t waste life. ❜

❛ The man could not keep it in his pants if it was tied to his zipper, you know what I’m saying? ❜

❛ I told myself if I could just find you and see if you were OK, that I would have done one good thing in my life. ❜

❛ I made the same mistake you did. The best mistake of my life. ❜

❛ I’ve got a plan. ❜

❛ Why don’t you just let me go? ❜

❛ I’m not gonna let them do anything to you. I’m not gonna let anything happen to you. I’m not gonna lose you too. ❜

❛ The truth is what we choose to believe. ❜

❛ Making friends isn’t hard. Losing them will be. Trust me. ❜

❛ Not everything has to be a video game. ❜

❛ You know what you’re going to do? You’re going to kill, and you’re going to kill, you’re going to kill some more. And one day, if you’re very lucky, you’re gonna remember what it was like to be a human being. ❜

❛ I don’t want you to go through what I did, _____. Wouldn’t wish that on anyone. ❜

❛ Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. ❜

❛ Thanks, my flight was lovely. How about yours? ❜

❛ I’m pretty sure that taxi driver ripped me off. ❜

❛ You picked the wrong mission to mess with. ❜

❛ Relax. I’m not here to stop you. ❜

❛ You may not believe this, but I’m glad you found me. I’ve often wondered how you fared. You probably don’t realize, but you changed my life as much as I changed yours. ❜

❛ Who would have thought you would have been the voice of reason? ❜

❛ Revenge is not the answer. ❜

❛ I’m not a spice girl, and I was never ever obscure. I was elusive, and a little dangerous. I was a legend. ❜

❛ I’m new at this hero stuff, you’ve been doing it a lot longer. ❜

❛ You make it sound like you’re my guardian angel. ❜

❛ It’s a kill job. I kill, or be killed, everyone knows that. ❜

❛ I like the sapphire dress too. ❜

❛ That would be very dangerous. ❜

❛ No risk, no reward. Isn’t that what you taught me? ❜

❛ She thinks you and I are, you know… Together. ❜

❛ I never lied to you. That was just my identity. You were never my family. ❜

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Reblog if you agree that Slytherin House is NOT evil.

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STARKID STARTERS FEEL FREE TO ADD

"OMG would you guess that I'm not wearing undies today?"

"Everything ends-- even the lives of families and friends."

"A juice box, and make it a motts goddamn it."

"Where you have you been all my life!?"

"When you know everything it's suddenly strange when you don't have a clue."

"My real passion is fanfiction."

"My head's confused but I know there's something in it."

"I want to know your story."

"Bitch. I ain't Cho-chang."

"Redvines! What the hell can't they do!"

"They're remember me!"

"That's a boss Zefron poster."

"I wanna be your friend forever."

"I never cared for stories until you entered mine."

"WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON IN HERE?"

"You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes them dead."

"In order to beat a man, you gotta be stronger than a man. You gotta be a WOMAN."

"I'd feel much better if you would stay here."

"But I don't have a job!"

"God. I can't stand people who don't read."

"1,001 nights with you is not enough to end."

"I wanna let her know, I feel so queezy."

"I am a starship ranger!"

"I'm finally ready, so ready to go."

"You're a whole lot hotter with that lightning scar."

"Don't forget that dirt is solid and clouds can disappear."

"What the hell is a Huffelpuff?"

"This could mean danger."

"Everybody knows that's just the way it goes and there's nothing you can do."

"Take off your clothes."

"I want a rocket ship!"

"Do YOU have a rocker ship?!"

"We're there. We've reached that point."

"I'm not a baby! I'm twelve!"

"You are not permitted to touch!"

"I never expected to find someone like you."

"Tiger fucker!"

"You don't know you the way I do."

"He taught me how to love."

"If you don't go out there and die for something I will kill you for nothing."

"I guess that's what Harry Potter's all about."

"What remains of a man when that man is dead and gone?"

"I wanna be a modern dancer."

"I AM WOMAN. HEAR ME SMASH."

"... Hold you in a tight embrace and cuddle till we're blue."

"How will they tell my story?"

"Perhaps it's not too late to change the course of fate."

"Sorry. Did I just stutter?"

"There's a hidden swimming pool!"

"If I hide to save my life, what has my life been for?"

"Just because you care about stuff doesn't mean you're weak."

"I know you've seen the rough time, hell, I see them too, but I ain't seen anyone face them half as well as you."

"Daddy! Daddy! You came to love me!"

"Who cares about bein' another pipe dreamer?!"

"I'm in love with my best friend."

"You can't confuse me with numbers."

"I'll never be a hero."

"Thank dear dead God, man!"

"I wanna be somebody's buddy."

"I must be pretty great if you believed in me."

"JOEY RICHTER'S DICK JUST TOUCHED ME."

"I'm just a side kick, but I love being at your side."

"Wait. Not so fast."

"I'm the one who's gonna love you with all of his heat because that's what I've got."

"Who could care about a loser like me!?"

"I WANNA HAVE CARIBBEAN STUDIES WITH YOU!"

"What will I do without you to guide me?"

"I'm so sad that we are done, but that don't mean we can't do it again."

"So good to be gettin' laid."

"You can't hold on to what's gone."

"I came home."

"You can't just GO to Pigfarts! It's on mars!"

"This must be how it feels to have a home."

"Finally, I found a friend."

"I'll give them all the unsung anti-hero they deserve."

"I have nothing left to lose, so the only path to choose is twisted."

"Who cares if no one will ever mourn me?"

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send "✖" If you think that I'm playing my character properly.

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Hand to God Starter Sentences: Act Two

"Oh, gee, I don't know, nine-one-one!?"

"Great, you f-ing genius."

"Please, no police, please."

"This is CRAZY! We need HELP!"

"That's a risk I'm going to have to take."

"I can't, I can't lose him too."

"Do Lutherans even do exorcisms?"

"Are you the Devil?"

"Do you think devilish thoughts?"

"I don't wanna be bad."

"Oh shit, it's the cops!"

"You don't get it. We ARE the trouble."

"Fall down, fall down on your KNEES, MORTAL."

"You did rip off that boy's ear."

"You love her. You're balls deep in LOVE."

"One of the marks of possession is secret knowledge."

"Well, pardon my French, asshole."

"You fucking love me?"

"Love is a day-to-day pile of SHIT."

"This is the LAST. TIME."

"Take it all, I don't give a shit anymore."

"Are you FUCKING kidding me?"

"I blistered my dick thinking about you."

"Be brave, my dove - it's time he knew of our love."

"Fucking excuses. Fucking bullshit. Fucking Jesus."

"Everything I touch turns to shit."

"Take me away. I don't want to hurt anybody else."

"I want a frozen yogurt."

"Why don't you just admit it?"

"This sausage fest is officially OVER."

"I've heard there's a bad boy in here. Real bad."

"Me? Nervous? Psh, NERVOUS, well, maybe a little."

"How long do you think this is gonna go on?"

"That is scary, _______."

"I thought that was what you girls liked."

"I can smell him on you."

"It seems like you do what ever the FUCK you want."

"I am lost and I am hurt."

"Please, tell me more about what YOU need!"

"Why didn't you help him?"

"Stop FUCKING crying."

"You're POISON. Just get the fuck out."

"Are you happy now?"

"I want you to go away."

"But we were about to have so much fun."

"We had a good run."

"Why would I high five you for that?"

"Fuck, I can see bone!"

"That'll be the last thing you EVER see!"

"Why the FUCK would you do that?"

"What if it comes back?"

"I will try to listen."

"Put pressure, put pressure on it!"

"Let's go get us some help."

"You miss me?"

"Laugh, motherfucker, that shit's funny."

"The thing about a savior is that you never know where to look. Might just be the place you saw the Devil before."

[angstmemes]

kidnapped/imprisoned starter sentences

“Not eating the food I give you is not going to make me give you nicer food.” “You should be grateful I come down here and talk to you at all.” “Listen to me or I’ll treat you even worse.” “I picked you off the street because you were beautiful. You should feel flattered.” “You don’t need freedom if I give you everything you need.” “You can come out of the basement if you give me a very good reason to let you.” “What’s this? Are you trying to get away from me? You should know better.” “Get on your knees and pray I’ll forgive you.” “Oh, you’re hungry? Sing me a song and you can have my leftovers.” “Don’t cry, I’m keeping you safe down here, away from the world. You don’t need it. You only need me.” “Freedom is a burden. You should be glad I took it away from you.” “I bought you some new clothes. Please wear them tonight at dinner.” “You don’t get to decide anything, understood? I make the rules and you obey them if you want to remain unharmed.” “You’re nothing but a little doll I get to play with.” “I own you.” “Don’t worry, I’m not going to take away your virginity just like that. I’m saving it for something special.” “I’m not going to kill you. Not yet.” “If you’re good, you can shower with warm water today.” “Crying won’t make me stop hurting you. It just encourages me.” “You’re so young…” “I love it when you scream, but I will only stop when you can’t scream anymore.” “I’m sorry, I completely forgot you were still down here.” “There’s someone coming to join me tonight. I’m sure you’ll be quiet, or I’ll have to kill my guest again and it’ll be your fault.” “You’re going to have some company tonight. Try to think of him/her as your little brother/sister. I want you to do to him/her what I do to you, understood?” “I’m bringing some friends along to show them how well trained you are.” “How dare you talk to me like that. Wash your mouth, with soap. Now.” “It’s been a pleasure watching you grow up. Your mummy and daddy would have been so proud of you.” “I brought you some food. Now crawl over here and lick it out of the bowl like a good pet.” “I think you should remind me why you’re worth keeping alive down here.” “Tell me how much you love me and you can have your dinner.” — “Hello? Is anyone down here?!” “Oh my god, what is this place? How can you still be alive? I’ll get you help! Please hold on.” “You don’t have to hide from me. I’m trying to help you. I won’t hurt you, I promise.” “What happened to you? How long have you been kept here?” “Hello? Where am I?! Who are you?” “Have you ever tried to escape? Do you think it’s possible if we work together?” “It’s the police! Show yourself!” “Is that really you? Oh my god, I found you, I can’t believe I found you…”

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mobile won't let me copy but health headcanon && love headcanon !!

Health

Elle rarely gets sick. She leads an extremely healthy life, especially in comparison to Ememtts unhealthy one. She eats healthy, and exercises, and takes naps whenever she can. When she does get sick though, it’s always extreme. It’s hospital visits, and blood in the vomit, and all that nasty stuff.

Love

Elle Woods loves wholeheartedly. When she falls in love, she falls headfirstt. With Warner, she never really saw his flaws until it was too late. With Emmett, they were friends before, which really helped her see some of the flaws in Emmett, turning the two of them into a healthier relationship

[yourfuckingmuse]

A-Z HEADCANONS FOR MY CHARACTERS

Alignment :: What would be their D&D alignment? How might it come into play? Beverage :: What do they most like to drink, and why? Co-Habitate :: Do they live with anyone? What’s “need to know” before moving in? Decor :: What kind of home do they keep? Are there any defining details? Escape :: What do they do to destress? How successful is it? Fluff :: What hits their soft spot? Does anything them into emotional goo? Grudge :: How bad does an insult go over? Do they hold a grudge long? Hobby :: What’s something they do for fun that might be surprising? Insomnia :: What’s their sleeping schedule like? Snorer? Sound sleeper? Jaded :: Do they buy into the “happily ever after” ideal? What’s their standard? Kin :: What’s their role among their relations? Do they consider others family? Law :: What do they think about abiding rules? Are they selective about it? Magic :: In a magic series or not, are they accepting, or is each instance a shock? Network :: Are they connected to the people? How much do they reach out to others? Offspring :: What kind of parent would they be? Would they prefer one, or multiple? Pistol :: Is this character skilled with a weapon? What’s their opinion of violence? Question :: How often do they feel doubt? What topics are they defensive about? Reminder :: How are they at remembering daily needs? What falls through the cracks? Sing :: Do they like music? Do they listen often/sing/hum/play songs in their head? Touch :: How do they handle contact? Is their personal bubble big? Upcoming :: How much do they think of the future? Do they make long-term plans? Vice :: What bad habits do they have? Is there something they would be ashamed of? Wardrobe :: What’s their fashion style? Do they have any staple pieces? X-Ray :: How’s their health? Any problem areas? Do they take care of themselves? Yack :: What’s their favorite thing to talk about? What do they go on about? Zodiac :: What’s their astro sign? Does it fit? What would you pick, if it’s unknown?

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ｈｕｒｔｓ| ｓｔａｒｔｅｒｓ

"Never give up, it's such a wonderful life."

"Some things are best left unspoken."

"Do you know how it feels to let you go?"

"I feel so lost."

"Talk to me. Tell me your lies."

"Just take my hands. I'll make it all better."

"I don't feel safe."

"All my life I've felt this way, but I could never find the words to say."

"Since the day I left I see your face in every crowd."

"I feel lust like a sick disease."

"I know you need me too."

"I'm going home."

"Remember when it was just you and me?"

"Don't bring me back to life."

"Such a beautiful lie."

"I need somebody to die for."

"Love is not that easy!"

"Someday when you wake up happy you'll thank the Lord that I'm gone."

"It's a long way down when you're alone."

"I'll forget about you."

"Don't cry, please don't cry."

"I came so close to giving up."

"When I go, you will be someone new."

"There is no turning back."

"I've got nothing left to live for, but no reason yet to die."

"I see you when I close my eyes."

"Can you hear me?"

"I'm tired of being afraid."

"You'll be better off on your own."

"All I want for Christmas is New Year's Day."

"Home is where the heart is."

"You know I love you."

"We all get hurt by love."

"I can't sleep."

"I will give you my devotion until the end of time."

"I have no reason to forgive you."

"I'm afraid of myself."

"Nothing that I do will ever be enough for you."

"I wish that I was stronger."

"I could never live without you."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Why are you out by yourself so late?"

"I'll never leave you again."

"My heart is empty."

"There's nothing left to lose."

"I'd rather be lonely than by your side."

"Look at what you've done!"

"Don't leave tonight."

"I can't hold my head up high with the weight of the world on my shoulders."

"You will never be forgotten with me by your side."

"Carry me away from the pain."

"Is this the end of the love that had just begun?"

"Things we never say are often best left alone."

"I can't cry any more tears."

"I wish I could stay with you tonight."

"Things are going to get better."

"Things aren't going to get better."

"Time waits for no one, so do you want to waste some time tonight?"

"I've been waiting my whole life to tell you how I feel."

"There is no light inside of a broken heart."

"No matter where they take me, death I will survive."

"Don't let go."

"I need you."

"I don't need this life."

"Stay with me. Please."

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Destroy My Muse On Anon

Provoke them, upset them, frighten them, make them cry! I want tears and regret and pain and just plain oodles of angst.

[angstmemes]

kidnapped/imprisoned starter sentences

“Not eating the food I give you is not going to make me give you nicer food.” “You should be grateful I come down here and talk to you at all.” “Listen to me or I’ll treat you even worse.” “I picked you off the street because you were beautiful. You should feel flattered.” “You don’t need freedom if I give you everything you need.” “You can come out of the basement if you give me a very good reason to let you.” “What’s this? Are you trying to get away from me? You should know better.” “Get on your knees and pray I’ll forgive you.” “Oh, you’re hungry? Sing me a song and you can have my leftovers.” “Don’t cry, I’m keeping you safe down here, away from the world. You don’t need it. You only need me.” “Freedom is a burden. You should be glad I took it away from you.” “I bought you some new clothes. Please wear them tonight at dinner.” “You don’t get to decide anything, understood? I make the rules and you obey them if you want to remain unharmed.” “You’re nothing but a little doll I get to play with.” “I own you.” “Don’t worry, I’m not going to take away your virginity just like that. I’m saving it for something special.” “I’m not going to kill you. Not yet.” “If you’re good, you can shower with warm water today.” “Crying won’t make me stop hurting you. It just encourages me.” “You’re so young…” “I love it when you scream, but I will only stop when you can’t scream anymore.” “I’m sorry, I completely forgot you were still down here.” “There’s someone coming to join me tonight. I’m sure you’ll be quiet, or I’ll have to kill my guest again and it’ll be your fault.” “You’re going to have some company tonight. Try to think of him/her as your little brother/sister. I want you to do to him/her what I do to you, understood?” “I’m bringing some friends along to show them how well trained you are.” “How dare you talk to me like that. Wash your mouth, with soap. Now.” “It’s been a pleasure watching you grow up. Your mummy and daddy would have been so proud of you.” “I brought you some food. Now crawl over here and lick it out of the bowl like a good pet.” “I think you should remind me why you’re worth keeping alive down here.” “Tell me how much you love me and you can have your dinner.” — “Hello? Is anyone down here?!” “Oh my god, what is this place? How can you still be alive? I’ll get you help! Please hold on.” “You don’t have to hide from me. I’m trying to help you. I won’t hurt you, I promise.” “What happened to you? How long have you been kept here?” “Hello? Where am I?! Who are you?” “Have you ever tried to escape? Do you think it’s possible if we work together?” “It’s the police! Show yourself!” “Is that really you? Oh my god, I found you, I can’t believe I found you…”

[lordofdarkshadows]

send 'snuggle' for my muse's reaction to yours snuggling against their chest. send 'snuggle reversed' for my muse's reaction to finding him/herself snuggling against your muse's chest

[lordhotman]

When I tripped and fell into writing Elsa I didn’t expect to fall this in love with her but in the past year she’s become like an extension of myself and I am so glad that I gave into the whim and created this blog. I have never felt so good writing a character as I do when I write her and that experience is made better because I have such wonderful partners who challenge me. I’m grateful that this many people enjoy her, enjoy writing with me. I never imagined I’d have 500 followers let alone nearly 1,500 of you wonderful snowflakes to brighten my day. 

            Thank you for everything. 

Rules;;

— - Must be following me. — - Must be a roleplay blog; this is a giveaway for roleplayers after all. — - Reblog as many times as you want. Likes don’t count. — - Giveaway ends September 15th at 11pm. — - Three winners will be chosen at random.

Prizes;;

— - First winner will receive a theme designed by yours truly, 100 icons of your character, a set        of banners, and a graphic.

— - Second winner will receive 50 icons of their character, a set of banners, and a promo graphic.

— - Third winner will receive 25 icons of their character and a promo graphic. 

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shippy angst starters.

"You're an idiot if you thought I cared about you."

"You took advantage of my feelings for you."

"Fuck you, fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend and fuck everything about you!"

"I'm in love with you and I'm sick of having to hide it."

"You were supposed to be different."

"You were the one, I can't just move on!"

"I loved you, and just because we broke up doesn't mean I can turn it off."

"I love you too much and you don't love me at all..."

"I would've done anything for you..."

"You left me. You don't get to come back."

"I want you to hurt like I do."

"That's it? You're just giving up on me?"

"I never thought we'd end like this."

"It's such a shame to let you walk away."

"Love isn't a three-way street!"

"Is this goodbye?"

"I would have followed you anywhere. "

"Do I even matter to you?!"

"My back has turned on you."

"I should have known you'd break my heart."

"You're gone and I'm haunted and I bet you are just fine!"

"Goodbye, my almost lover."

"It's over."

"I can't do this anymore."

"I'm leaving you."

"I'm done crying over you."

"I have to let you go."

"You said you loved me..."

"I LOVED you. Past tense."

"I don't believe in love."

"I never loved you."

"I hate you."