Saints Row - Sentence Meme
"Oh, he’s fine. He’s still out there killing cops."
”_____, your idea of a plan is taking the biggest hammer you can find and smashing whatever’s in your way.”
"Relax, you gonna look hot in a Speedo."
"No. I can’t remotely hijack a military plane and safely land it using a laptop. Also, I can’t catch a bullet with my teeth, or drink a gallon of milk in an hour."
"That barn looked a lot less flammable from the outside…"
"Yeah, but you didn’t care if you did a bad job - all you had to do was kill a ninja with a chainsaw."
"There’s no statute of limitations for murder!"
"I’m curious if you can keep acting like a douche bag when I shove that gavel up your ass."
"I get enough cardio running from the cops."
"I know a drug lab when I see one."
"It’s about damn time we took off the kid gloves."
"Well, at least I’m not wearing a ball gag."
"Well, you know, there’s a saying about dogs and blowing shit up."
"I’m trying to hotwire an elevator while I’m being shot at – how do you think it’s going?"
"Mr. Wong! This guy used to have me runnin’ around killin’ guys in hotdog suits."
"Dick move, unicorn. Dick move."
"No, it’s a shitty vampire show."
”_____, you can’t even drive stick, how you gonna fly a plane?”
"Yes, but I’m YOUR asshole."
"Why is there a big pile of money on the coffee table?"
"You can’t come, its my inner sanctum…"
"Okay, okay, we won’t use the tank…"
"I said DON’T use the tank!"
"This has just turned into a lumberjack match from hell!"
”OH MY GOD, A CHAINSAW! WHAT THE FUCK!?”
"So how about we stop being a judgemental man-child."
"Sure, let down your guard and suddenly, they make it look like you’re selling secrets to Mossad and moonlighting as a dominatrix."
"If it’s free porn for everyone, I’m down."
"Oh, quit being a bitch and get in the van."
"Kind of. I’m gonna auction you off as a sex slave."
"You’re handling this naked this better than I thought you would."
"Not so fun when you’re fighting someone who isn’t tied to a chair, is it?"
"He doesn’t care about rules of engagement."
"Seriously, neo-cyber punk fashion was so three years ago."
"Get the fuck outta here, man— Well shit, that’s convenient."
"I normally don’t swing that way, but fuck it, I’m down."
"Hey whatever happened to that guy who won your dating show?"
"Oh my God, can I just shoot this guy?"
"Kill anything that looks even remotely alien!"
"Fine. I’m sorry we sometimes don’t listen to your crackpot conspiracy theories. There. We good?"
"Shhh, don’t wake the bitches."
"Okay, nerd time is over. What is this thing, and for fuck’s sake, keep it simple."
"How many times you gonna check that gun?"
"The last time a big naked dude said he could help me, it did not end well."
"You want some clothes, man?"
"Really could have used an ’80s action hero joke."
"… And more stripper poles in the bedrooms to boot."
"Don’t worry, I’m coming, blah blah FUCK."
"You alienated part of America."
"What’s the right context for, and I quote, "I’m the Patron Saint of America, we should probably look into changing the pledge of allegiance to One Nation Under Me.""
"I’m smarter than all these people."
"This is for Lady Liberty!"
"You’re playing chess again, aren’t you?"
"I’ve read Jane Eyre thirteen times!"
"I have an irrational fear of bees!"
"I collect glass unicorns!"
"He probably wants to get some tits shoved in his face."
"Oh shit! These hos ain’t hos!"
"The doc said I should be up and murderin’ in a couple of days… well, ya know, he didn’t say murderin’, but you get the idea."
"Ya know, you could have bought flowers instead of a gang of people trying to kill me."
"Blah blah bullets blah blah, I just flew through a fucking plane."
"Look like UAV drone controls? Who the fuck says that?"
"I don’t have time for a stripper."
"Since time immemorial, great leaders have risen from humble beginnings to… do shit."
"Repeat after me: Don’t fuck with the mayor."
"You’re acting like I’ve never had to outsmart a paramilitary organization before!"
