Come Burn With Me

[Indie Fem!Shep RP Blog] [Renegade/Adept] [Colonist - Ruthless] [FC: Famke Janssen] [VC: Floor Jansen] [Tracking: fxryoftheflames]

[fxryoftheflames-blog-blog]

like this for a starter while i get my drafts in order

[fxryoftheflames-blog-blog]

sup loser

________

fuck all of you this is wonderful

[crucialdiplomacy-blog]

fxryoftheflames

[crucialdiplomacy-blog]

            “WAS that necessary? We were told to               cooperate! Killing him was OUT OF LINE.”

[fxryoftheflames-blog-blog]

“Of course it was. If he just kept his mouth shut, I wouldn’t of lost my temper.”

[fxryoftheflames-blog-blog]

"Go suck a massive donkey dick" -- Bri to Tevos at some point probably

“Basically”

[neveraskedtobeahero-archive]

[ she’s silent for a minute, staring at Bri with a few intermittent blinks. ] 

“…Can you wait for me to get t’ Val Royeaux, take out half the city with the collateral damage, then call it even?” 

[fxryoftheflames-blog-blog]

“I believe I can let that slide.”

[neveraskedtobeahero-archive]

“Yeah? No, actually. I think I’d have t’do it before you’ve eaten the soul of every last Templar. Really give y’something to want to come back for, see–if there’s anyone that can rip a new hole through from the other side? S’probably you.” 

“Pack’s gonna be mine. You won’t need it amidst the Terrors or Wraiths or anythin’.” 

[fxryoftheflames-blog-blog]

“You put me through the Rift before my mission is complete and I swear to you I’ll come back as some new demon...thing and kick your arse into next week. Maybe some mix of a Rage and a Terror demon. Wouldn’t that be wonderful?”

“...Actually...go ahead and kick me into a Rift!”

[neveraskedtobeahero-archive]

“Ugh, shite– I’m kickin’ you into the ass-end of the Fade next time we come across one of those demon-raining shitholes, n’ I’m takin’ your pack when I do it.” 

[fxryoftheflames-blog-blog]

“Like I’m supposed to be mad if you did that? Actually, wait until I’m done with the Order. Then you can kick me into a Rift. I'll be taking my pack with me when you do.”

[neveraskedtobeahero-archive]

“Andraste’s tits, yes, I know. Shut the bleedin’ flames up, and hand me the damned bandages and poultice, will you?” 

[fxryoftheflames-blog-blog]

“I can’t. Not my fault dwarves have beards. And it’ll cost you for the bandages~”

[thatflowerinyourpocket]

[expbaronline]

Mass Effect cocktails:

Alignment Shot:

Paragon:

.5 oz Whipped vodka

.5 menthol mint schnapps

dash blue curacao 

Renegade:

.75 cinnamon fireball whiskey

splash grenadine

splash pepar vodka

_________________________________

shake all alcohol with ice

strain into a shot glass

Cocktails:

Shepard:

1 oz Wild turkey American honey

1 oz Amaretto

Doctor Pepper 

Fem Shep:

1 oz Wild Turkey American honey

1 oz cherry pucker

Doctor Pepper

________________________________________________________________

pour alcohol over ice in a tall glass

Fill with Doctor Pepper

Stir gently

pour in your Alignment shot

Enjoy and fight the reapers

So this is the first in our line of Customizable cocktails. In the mass effect trilogy you get to make your own choices that effect the game in various ways. What better way to do that then to let you customize the cocktail in the way you want.

First step choose do you prefer the bold brashness of Commander Shepard, or do you like the ass kicking sultry Fem Shep? After you make the cocktail of your choosing you have to decide how do you wanna handle things? Do you prefer to be sweet and heroic, or do you want to be a hardcore badass who gets things done your own way? After deciding pour your alignment shot in the cocktail and you are set to go. So enjoy, kill some reapers and maybe being a tad tipsy will take away some of the sting of the much hated series ending.

"I’m commander Shepard and these are my favorite drinks on the citadel." ~Shepard

[crualex-de-vil]

schooling the Cmdr at Call of Duty: N7 Spec Ops 12

[psychedelicheroin]

SKULL BOTTLE

[archivegrootmorning]

I am Fire and Life incarnate. Now and forever - I am Phoenix!

[fxryoftheflames-blog-blog]

I got Nika and Morinth (I havent forgotten you!!!) in drafts

Like this for a starter

[sorceressofsass-moved]

"You know, just wiping off the blood doesn’t actually help the problem.” However, she seemed in a hurry and Kaitlyn didn’t want to impede her. “When you have the time, you should see a healer. I know one in Darktown if you need help…” Giving away Anders’ position entirely would be a bad idea if she was connected to the Templars but she also knew his doors were open to all.

[fxryoftheflames-blog-blog]

“It does when the Templars come around asking daft questions about blood magic and then I’m hauled in front of that spine-less bitch they call a Commander,” she snapped back. While not a practitioner, being an apostate was also rather unfortunate for her. But... “A healer? In Darktown?”  Bri had heard rumors. But, they were only that: rumors. If they were true, however, it’d be great to expand her network here in Kirkwall. Having a healer would be great in times of unfortunate accidents. “Where’s he hiding?”

[neveraskedtobeahero-archive]

Nika knew that Bri had more or less defected to the woods of remote northern Finland for a reason. She didn’t want to be bothered. She didn’t want anyone to find her.

And yet, here Nika was, her skycar all but screeching through the skies with utter disregard for any laws or ‘regulations’; she couldn’t have possibly given less of a shit. Liara had dug up—or received, she never bothered to ask—some select information that had set Nika’s blood boiling.

The heavily modded skycar’s eezo-powered engines roared up to the quiet, too-calm looking cabin surrounded by the decrepit barns and discarded equipment. She never confirmed that Bri was there—she didn’t even need to. The dirt kicked up as she recklessly careened into the makeshift ‘parking’ area concealed made her cough, but didn’t deter Shepard in the slightest. Lighting a cigarette as she stormed up to the door, her free hand punched in the familiar code to unlock and disarm the myriad of defenses. As soon as the last signal sounded the door was open, she wasted no time before she’d slammed it behind her and began searching for Bri. Whether she was in the underground bunker/armory, the attached garage, the kitchen, she didn’t know. But she’d find her.

“Bridget–!” she yelled, resonating through the house’s walls. “Bri! Saat perseesi tälle! I don’t give a fuck if you’ve gone in for an unofficial retirement, I’m bringin’ you out of it!”

[fxryoftheflames-blog-blog]

Defected? More like temporarily gone on AWOL under the guise of taking an extended R&R. And, yes, that’s exactly what Bri told everyone right before she cut off communications. The crew was taken care of, her paperwork...more or less filed, and affairs in place.

Now, she was here: Lapland. The most remote area of her native Finland, living on a remote ranch that had the facade of a decrepit collection of ruins for a reason. She just wanted to be left alone for awhile. The last mental breakdown had been...brutal, to say the least. The annihilation field had not only caused significant property damage, but the subsequent lashes took care of more than just the thugs that were bothering her. Even Aria couldn’t let this one slide. So, self-exile slash retirement. Not, a bad thing really.

The sound of the modded skycar reached her ears before the proximity alarms rang while she was in the garage, working on her own skycar. She knew wo’s it was. Only her sister would be so bold to do something that obnoxious to the engine. Chuckling, she took a swig from her vodka before returning to her work. Nika would find her, eventually. And it wasn’t like she was unarmed, in case she brought trouble. The Carnifex was snug on her hip, not to mention her biotics, or the Valkyrie that rested on the toolbench. 

Oh great....she was yelling....about...?...Oh....

“Voit syödä minun koko perse minun puolestani,” she bellowed back, making a move to lock the door separating the garage from the kitchen.

[fxryoftheflames-blog-blog]

“That could’ve gone better...”