I got 99 OTPs and "straight" ain't one

She/her | Age 27 | Ace | Hufflepuff | Norse Pagan | Sarcastic lil' shit | Fandoms Fandoms and still fandoms. I'm also in the G/t Comunity, I am a tiny nerd/fan. I RP but only sfw

[g-s-faith]

Can somebody please explain to me why I associate Eraser Head with Shadow Weaver? Secondly, can someone explain why Shadow Weaver became my second comfort Character after Aizawa? Is it because of their hair?

[thedeepthought]

Authors who post like this are so deliciously unhinged. At this point it’s not even a fic- it’s a literary hostage situation, and i am ✨sat✨ ☕️

[overwhelmedandoverit]

if Tairn chooses Sgaeyl, and Sgaeyl chooses Xaden, who chooses Violet…

WHO CHOOSES TAIRN?!???

who…

[g-s-faith]

Andarna? But then who chooses Andarna?

[jenny-riorson]

Violet : It hurts!(in her mind)

Tairn : I will have the whole kingdom as my feast! Are you hurt silver one!

Xaden : Violence!I will hunt down every fucking being in this universe and beyond!

Violet : Relax! Just periods cramps

Tairn : wingleader sometimes you overreact.

Xaden : excuse me???You already burnt two guards into ashes!

[iwillwalkthroughthefire]

"Hi, my name is Tairn. This is my scary wife, Sgaeyl, my idiot daughter, Andarna, and my other idiot daughter, Violet."

–Tairn for the entirety of Iron Flame, probably

[cemeteryxbloom]

Kiryu and Majima at the end of Yakuza 0: I am done letting others tell me who I am and what to do. I am taking back control of life and forging my own path. I am free and will find fulfilment living the way I want to live

Nishiki and Sagawa: ...dressed like that?

[pop-fizz-soda]

[chronophobica]

i'm going to shatter into a million pieces like fine china. the instant deflection haunts me

[chronophobica]

hiiiiiiii reminder that this.

[bronzs-art]

Remember when All Might went so hard he broke Deku’s back?

[salvadorbonaparte]

Hey did you know I keep a google drive folder with linguistics and language books  that I try to update regularly 

[salvadorbonaparte]

**UPDATE**

I have restructured the folders to make them easier to use and managed to add almost all languages requested and then some

Please let me know any further suggestions

[salvadorbonaparte]

[clockworktardis]

….holy shit. You found the holy grail.

[kittydesade]

….. is this a DIFFERENT person keeping gigabytes worth of language books on google drive? Holy crap.

[majimasleftasscheek]

Hi, im very sorry if this has already been answered or established somewhere else but im curious, with your Kazumaji stuff, around what time did they start dating (i.e. after the events of Yakuza 0 and all that) and how?

tbh, I dunno!

I don't really have an established date for that cuz sometimes I'm like man they'd be really cute during y0 and then other times I set it between post y0 and the beginning of y1. The latest they would start me thinks is some months after the events of y1 but in general it sorta depends on how I'm feeling and what silly scenarios play in my head

ideas under the cut tho 👀

if we're talking y0: I like to think Kiryu has to go to Sotenbori for some reason, be it business or he's there with Nishiki for some partying. he sees Majima at the Grand being depressed and is like "damn girl those bags under your eyes makes my dick go *boing sound effect*" and asks him out 🥺 Kiryu gets rejected immediately cuz Majima's in this cycle of 'I deserve nothing but pain and suffering' but Kiryu can't read the room so he is persistently showing up at the Grand despite Majima very obviously wanting to kick his ass. eventually he relents and goes on cute™ dates with Kiryu and realizes oof maybe human intimacy be kinda gucci

if between y0 and y1: Majima's fresh in his mad dog era starting shit with people just to be annoying and Kiryu's one of his targets mainly due to the events of y0. he's kinda like "lol this goober really did some important plot stuff, huh?" and his curiosity gets the better of him because Kiryu is an enigma who eats bugs and Majima cannot suppress his need to get some sense of understanding on this weirdo. in this timeline, it's more one-sided affection from Majima that comes in the form of stabbing while Kiryu is desperately trying to fight the gay allegations and failing. eventually he caves but it's a sorta unofficial, on and off thing that Kiryu doesn't really know how to evaluate for himself. Majima doesn't really care what they are since he's high on life atm and has a cute dude with big boobs on his arm

if during y1: literally just everything Majima Everywhere. Goromi. GOROMI 😩💦 Kiryu is all: I LIKE PUSSY but everyone's like okay big man then why's Majima pole dancing for you huh. the two braincells he has start to click and he realizes maybe Majima wants to hold hands or something unthinkable like that. ngl I like to think Kiryu's thing for Yumi is like a demisexual bi thing where he's like, I do love her but she don't zap my brain quite like the bowlcut freak who knows how to punch me real good and it becomes sorta his personal introspective journey during this time. Majima is also floating in the space of am I doing this for his benefit cuz "training" or am I falling for this dork. he's pretty sad about it cuz of the Saejima reminder vibes but eventually Kiryu falls into his own person that Majima really meshes with and the two of them struggle to actually voice how they feel all the while their pants are down in some dirty alley

if after y1: (going to insert shit from a fic I'm working on) Kiryu's absolutely devastated with what happened in the Millennium Tower + now having to take care of Haruka that he's shut himself off from everyone and everything other than doing the bare minimum to live. in comes Majima being a menace like yo you can't like, let a child parent herself you gotta get outta this slump and Kiryu's all fuck you stop breaking into my house. so it's a long pain in the ass process to help Kiryu deal with his grief while Majima keeps unintentionally making googoo eyes at him and both of them are like boy I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything within me. there's also a lotta dadjima stuff going on and Kiryu's like wowie zowie so you do have a heart and Majima's like no way loser while being just 😳👉👈

[miamiero]

asmr -ish, watch out for when kiryu blows your ear

[my-name-is-markus-with-a-k]

Bonus:

[tastefullyoffensive]

You'd think Americans would have come up with this already, but here we are.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

How do they get them out

[g-s-faith]

.............. If it's in Italy.... Why are the tubes in Spanish

[majimasleftasscheek]

🚿ㅤ

[g-s-faith]

I think I never laughed harder

[robuttsyeah]

(ღ˘◡˘)♡.｡oO(majima)

[g-s-faith]

"CRAWL ON TOP OF ME...... DADDY!" -cit