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2o ii gue22 an iintroductiion ii2 expected here. whiich ii2 bad new2 for the both of u2 con2iideriing you're 2tiill lii2tening and ii'm 2tiill talkiing. ==> Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR and you are so very much ALIVE. M!A: None. [Indie!Sollux Captor account]

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Niight.

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The c0sm0s d0 have a habit 0f creating rather terrible individuals, but d0n’t f0rce y0urself int0 such a gr0up.

And m0st just refer t0 me as the Handmaid since I’m n0t all0wed t0 give 0ut my true title.

Y0u can create whatever nickname suits y0ur fancy, h0wever.

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iit'2 all retro2pectiive really.

and whiile that 2ort of 2uck2 handmaiid iit ii2 ii gue22. iif you want ii can offer you 2ome 2ort of 2tupiid niickname once ii get two know you.

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kk why are you piink?

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there 2hould be a te2t people take before they’re allowed two by 2ome type of technology 2o that people who wiill break iit wont be able two buy them. 

or at lea2t iit wouldn’t happen a2 often and for 2tupiid rea2on2 and people ju2t now knowiing how two u2e thiing2.

at lea2t iit giive2 an optiion two do upgrade2 on iit whenever 2omethiing come2 out that’2 better than what you had and you can iincorporate iit iintwo the computer you already have.

actually that’2 a pretty good que2tiion.

wor2t-ca2e 2cenariio would be for you two not deal wiith iit and have 2ome 2ort of mega argument that doe2n’t actually make 2en2e but happen2 eiither way and then a mega unfollow that people remember for 2weep2 two come.

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heheh ii would agree but tho2e 2tupiid 2hiit2 pay my biill2 ii problem 2hoot that 2tuff for a liiviing. granted iit2 not liike iit make2 the iidea bad hone2tly iit would amount two a lot le22 work.  upgrade2 can alway2 be con2iidered beneficiial and all but a moniitor can only deal wiith p2iioniic2 for 2o long. ii've had 2ome er epii2ode2 of my own whiich have re2ulted iin me nearly frying the thiing a tiime or two.

tch ii don't know what 2ort of emotiional drama would lead two that but iif you iin2ii2t ii'll remaiin beliieviing for your 2ake.

[kartsinoma-hatesyou]

I DON’T QUITE UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD GET PISSED OFF AT PEOPLE TRYING TO HELP YOU. THAT HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS AND WANT TO DRAG YOU OUT OF THAT BOTTOMLESS PIT OF SORROWS YOU’RE IN. PEOPLE USUALLY DISLIKE SEEING OTHERS SUFFERING, UNLESS YOU’RE SOME DERANGED SADIST.

OKAY, SO YOU THINK YOU’RE INCOMPATIBLE WITH THE QUADRANTS. HONESTLY SOLLUX, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE IN NEED OF A MOIRAIL EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT FIT TO BE IN A MOIRALLEGIANCE. BUT I KNOW YOU’RE NOT GOING TO JUMP INTO ONE ANYTIME SOON, I KNOW THAT SO DON’T BOTHER SAYING IT. YOU AT LEAST ARE DUE FOR SOME KIND OF FEELINGS JAM.

IS A CERTAIN KNUCKLESPONGED ASSHOLE UP FOR ONE OF THOSE?

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yeah well iif ii 2aiid iit made any 2en2e two me ii would be lyiing. on a certaiin level ii thiink iit2 2triictly my own problem even iif iit2 cau2iing other troll2 ii22ue2 anwyay. 

ii know talkiing out feeliing2 ii2 2uppo2edly a faiirly good tactiic for mo2t but for me iit'2 2eemed to only cau2e more drama. granted iit wa2 2weep2 ago but iit2 not a2 iif the memory ii2 any more forgettable. plu2 iif ii a22ume you're referring two your2elf beiing the other 2ubject ii don't thiink iit would be faiir two ed anyway.  

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oh 2hiit iin that ca2e iignore my greetiing altwogether.

ii2 iit narcii22ii2tiic iif iit’2 only for the captor2 that 2uck entiirely? actually that probably iinclude2 all of u2 2o ii’m gonna go wiith a blariing ‘ye2’ on that one.

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ju2t the fact ii got one wiill be con2iidered honorable enough by my 2tandard2 anyway.

well you 2eem harmle22 enough two be an alternate anyway2 2o ii would be welcomiing iit anyway2.

tell me about what you're up two becau2e whatever an2wer you have wiill probably be better than miine.

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probably wwould a wworked if you put a little more effort into your response captor i didnt havve nothin to wwork wwith there anywways

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iit2 not that ii won't take blame the way you ju2t gave up 2o fa2t wa2 hiilariiou2 two me for whatever rea2on.

youre funniier than ii remember doe2 that help your deliicate ego any?

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It is most definitely a Zelda thing. 

I received Ocarina of Time for Christmas and have been steadily playing my way through it since then. 

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ii certaiinly approve. everyone hate2 that temple from what ii've heard iit'2 2ort of a fan lea2t favorrite apparently. whiich ii don't get whiile iit take2 forever to complete iit'2 really not 2o bad. but that2 pretty good progre22 2o kudo2 two you ii gue22.

would thii2 iimply you have a 2y2tem two u2e iit on? iit'2 pretty old. 

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hey look another alternate. we 2hould have an alternate2 party exclu2iive for captor2 of the utmo2t 2hiitty qualitiie2.

or would that be con2iidered narcii22ii2tiic?  

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wwe just started this shit an im already bored out a my fuckin brain

im goin back to hatin you havve fun bein your snarky bitch self

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ii--

that wa2 the mo2t half a22ed attempt at conver2atiion ii have ever 2een.

[kartsinoma-hatesyou]

GOD, LIKE I DON’T KNOW MY OPTIMISTIC PHRASES AREN’T GOING TO TURN YOU AROUND JUST LIKE THAT.

IF IT WERE REALLY THAT EASY TO MOTIVATE PEOPLE, THAT’D BE GREAT. ALAS, THAT’S SUPER UNREALISTIC AND OUR MOOD CAN’T BE SWITCHED ON AND OFF, MUCH LIKE A BARKBEAST. DOESN’T HURT TO TELL YOU THOUGH, RIGHT? IT COULD BE ONE IOTA OF MOTIVATION.

ANYWAY, I END UP TALKING DIRECTLY TO THE HOLLOW MINDED ENTITIES ON HERE. I’M NOT SURE WHY I CONTINUE TO TALK TO SOME OF THEM, MAYBE BECAUSE THE THINGS THEY SAY ARE SO STUPID IT’S ENTERTAINING?

YES, THAT’S MY REASON.

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yeah well then ju2t don't--

okay ii got that ii gue22 you're ju2t tryiing two help.  2ee ii'm not exactly quadrant materiial here two put thiing2 blatantly ii don't work well wiith thii2 2hiit iit2 a miixed but con2tant me22age of feeliing 2orry for my2elf but gettiing pii22ed iif anybody triie2 two do anythiing about iit.

..well ii hope thii2 ii2 makiing you laugh your a22 off becau2e ii have no iidea what el2e iit could be doiing for you.

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it means shut up n pretend i never said shut up or anythin before this

hey sol wwhats up

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ii feel an omiinou2 conver2atiion comiing along.

erm nothiing much?

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I’m not surprised you haven’t, but I subtly encourage you to research him. You might end up liking him quite a bit. 

However, I’ve successfully mastered the mini boss so perhaps I’m progressing further than I originally thought. 

And I hope that is a metaphor for just being inactive?

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well ii wouldn't object two the concept anyway2 ii have plenty of tiime on my hand2 two begiin wiith.

ii2 that a zelda thiing iit 2ound2 oddly liike a zelda thiing.

well iit ii2 and iit ii2n't but 2ayiing iit2 a pun would be con2iiderably more logiical 2o ii'll ju2t go along wiith that.

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faiir enough ii 2uppo2e. 

ehehe iit’d be a very 2ad way for the computer two go out. not two mentiion 2omethiing that would happen way two often two even be con2iidered okay iin any level for haviing two fiix iit 2o much.

alriight ii’ll hold you accountable for that.

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hone2tly any way for a computer goiing out could be con2iidered tragiic. haviing a moment of 2iilence for every broken piiece of technology would la2t a miillenniium really the tragediie2 are 2iimply too many two count. eh iit break2 down enough for iit two be a bother anyway2.

ju2t exactly what do you expect me two be entaiiled two?

[kartsinoma-hatesyou]

DON’T TRY TO TURN IT AROUND.

I THINK WHEN YOU START BLOGGING, YOU SLOWLY BUILD UP TOLERANCE WITH DELINQUENTS AND DOLTS. THERE ARE JUST SO MANY OF THEM ON HERE YOU CAN’T ESCAPE THEM, THUS YOU LEARN AND ADAPT. GOOD THING THAT NOT EVERYONE ON HERE IS INTOLERABLE. IT’S NOT HARD FINDING A FEW GOOD ONES OUT OF THE WHOLE MASS OF PEOPLE ON HERE.

HEY, SHUT YOUR GRIMY SEEDFLAP AND SHUT THE HELL UP.

THE WORLD NEEDS YOU HERE, MAN. I DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOU SAYING LUDICROUS SHIT LIKE THAT, BECAUSE YOU’RE TOTALLY WRONG. AS ALWAYS! YOU’RE BEATING YOURSELF UP HERE, IF THAT WASN’T OBVIOUS.  

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iit'2 what ii do.

whiile iimpre22iive for you ii gue22 ii can't dii2agree. iit'2 not liike you weren't dealiing wiith what you deem intolerable before though youve had traiiniing. but iif you 2ay 2o ii have my fiinger2 cro22ed.

al2o relax ii don't plan two do 2omethiing about iit but ii have yet two change my pan on the subject anyway. iit2 not liike heariing that once from you wiill earn me a moment of 2tunniing realiizatiion liike wow ii'm fuckiing fanta2tiic really ii'm the bee2 knee2.

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i see your point

anywways no howw about you nevver begin the prickness an wwe can just kinda forget this first convvorsation happend an attempt to be pals a sorts

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ii can't promii2e ii won't be but iif you thiink 2tartiing fre2h would iin any way 2mooth thiing2 over 2ure iit 2ound2 rea2onable enough.

but would that entail thii2 conver2atiion two be over or are we ju2t 2tartiing a new conver2atiion?

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An0ther 0ne 0f Mituna’s descendants.

There’s a milli0n 0f y0u scattered thr0ugh0ut the d0main, it seems.

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ii'm not 2urprii2ed. the co2mo2 2eem2 two have refiined ta2te for 2hiity troll2. 

ii unfortunately have no clue who you are. care two explaiin?