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Tired of weak people making excuses.

If you're going to make a choice, don't lie to me. Stop being a pussy.

Frustrated Coach Post

When I was in high school, I competed in every event I could and did as well as I could. The result? I am now an over involved college kid, who dies everything I can, as well as I can. One of the best ways speech and debate teaches you to become resilient and tenacious is by giving you the opportunity to enter supplemental and consolation events, forcing you to dust yourself off, in very short order to compete in something else. My children would rather sit around watching out rounds, rather than compete. In general, they would rather 'focus' on one event, than expand, explore and make their team more competitive for awards. They constantly bad mouth the head coach behind her back and show zero respect. They are going to give me an ulcer..

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It’s impossible not to think about you when a love song plays on the radio

When Debaters Get To College English

Professor: Where did you learn to block quote everything?

Me: *Slowly hides all debate cases* ummmmm...

The most debater rage quit I have ever had.

Someone replaced all my flowing 7’s with 10’s so I threw the pen into the wall…

I got hit on my some kid at the tournament I was judging. Very not comfortable with 15 year old girls trying to give me their number..

I'm gonna be candid. I take a long time on the toilet before class because it's the first peace and quiet I've had all day.

The one thing speech will rarely teach you is when to hold your tongue. Learn that one quick, kids. Sometimes being quiet is better.

what studying languages is like

latin: words like 'yes' and 'no' aren't important. memorize these 3000 different ways to talk about killing people though because you will use them

greek: hello naughty students it's participle time

egyptian: ancient pictionary

french: pronouncing every letter is for chumps

german: let's combine every other word together to create the U L T I M A T E F R A N K E N W O R D

Sometimes I wish I was actually a democrat because unlike the GOP, the dems will always fight for their base. As it stands Dems have a better grasp of social issues, they just suck at finding solutions.

#democrats #republicans #politics #election 2016 #gop #dnc

I think it's important that we remember that privilege is not a zero sum game and while there are many privileges that are afforded to men, there is also a great deal that is not. Women have access to these 26 programs by virtue of being born in the US, Men have no access till they give the government permission to sacrifice them. Forced matyrdom should not be a condition for citizenship.

#ssd #male privilege #privilege #equlity #equal rights #selective service #coercion

Best thing about working from home is that i do not have to wear pants..