be like the cool kids;

Gabriel Berry Twenty; Junior; Creative Writing major get your autographs now. I'm america's next biggest author of the classic

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xreganlouise‌:

I don’t think I do jealous so I wouldn’t worry about that. Hopefully she’s hot, even though she can’t be hotter than me.

She could be! In fact, she is. 

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xreganlouise‌:

Are you having some kind of freak out?

No, no of course not. I just wanted to make sure that we were like, you know, still doing things this way. That way I could - I found someone else so had to make sure you wouldn’t go all jealous. 

[gabe-berry-blog]

xreganlouise‌:

If I meet someone, yeah. I don’t have anyone else that I’m like, regularly doing it with since Linc called things off.

Right. Cool, cool cool cool. 

[gabe-berry-blog]

xreganlouise‌:

Why are you worried about what I’m doing with other people?

Just...asking I guess. So...are you?

[gabe-berry-blog]

xreganlouise‌:

What’s that?

You’re still um, with other guys right?

[gabe-berry-blog]

xreganlouise‌:

That might be asking a lot.

Not compared to something else I’ve been meaning to ask you. 

[gabe-berry-blog]

xreganlouise‌:

I was going to be super worried if you didn’t get it this week.

Come on, have some faith in me. 

[gabe-berry-blog]

xreganlouise‌:

I mean, was it super hard to understand my dance this week?

Well, no, of course not. This week it was pretty simple, self explanatory. 

[gabe-berry-blog]

TEXT | GABE

Rachel: Can I help? In any way?

Gabe: I don't know. I can't think of things like right off the bat, but I guess if I feel that way again, I can come to you?

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text - gabe & regan

REGAN: It doesn't matter if you're sleeping with other girls, I'm still the best.

GABE: Yeah...about that. How many other guys are you sleeping with?

[gabe-berry-blog]

sugarmottamu‌:

By who? Your father?

No...actually, my mom. Also I had several female friends growing up. I know things. 

[gabe-berry-blog]

text - gabe & ryder

Ryder: I mean, it's just a costume. You wouldn't actually be dancing.

Gabe: Magic Mike without dancing is just a guy wearing weird rip off clothing. it's creepy

[gabe-berry-blog]

xreganlouise‌:

Does that mean there are times you don’t like it?

I mean, sure but I don’t know about dance much so chances are I probably just don’t understand it. 

[gabe-berry-blog]

text - gabe & regan

REGAN: Good answer.

REGAN: You wouldn't be getting laid anytime soon with any other one.

GABE: What makes you think you're the only girl I'm sleeping with? I could get laid whenever

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xreganlouise‌:

Good luck with that. You’re forgetting about how persistent I can be whenever I want to be.

That’s true. You are pretty terrible that way. I liked your dance this week, by the way. 

[gabe-berry-blog]

ninapedersen‌:

So you’re choosing an IKEA bed and sheets from Target over Neiman Marcus beddings and horsehair mattress? Fine, suit yourself. Just no drunk or high driving though. And if you also need to crash, you know I have a soft spot for dorks, so there’s always room for you.

If it means not fucking a girl in the home of a girl I slept with before then...yes, yes I am. I know babe, and I appreciate it. 

[gabe-berry-blog]

ninapedersen‌:

PM: I’m sure you’ll do great. You’re one of the rare beings who would rather study than bone. The universe owes you this. Oh, and super sexy costume, huh? I’m sure Regan will like that. I’m giving her a key to one of the rooms, so you’ll have privacy to do whatever. Just try to keep it down though when the party’s over.

Oh my god Nina, I’m not going to bone Regan at a party. It’s not as if we live far away from each other. If I was going to bone her, I would at least take her back home first.