Humor is escapism

Humor is escapism

[kateplus-deactivated20140601]

apparently i found a canon trans lady in the battle maison

[cubeybooby-deactivated20181204]

cute!!

[sulkylass-moved-deactivated2014]

don’t black belt women exist tho

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

black belts are an all-male trainer class within the game.

[sulkylass-moved-deactivated2014]

OH duh. right. i took this complete out of context. it’s pokemon.

[lonesecretmemer-deactivated2014]

Reasons I love X and Y

[unabashedbouquetbasementsthings]

This is just a mis-translation you fuck heads

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

I hate to break your bubble, but no, it’s not. In Japanese, she says

半年前はカラテおうだったのに医学の力ってスゲーよね！

which literally means “To think I was a Black Belt just half a year ago. Modern medicine sure is amazing!”

as an extra bonus, Black Belts are referred to in Japanese as カラテおう, which means “karate king” and is explicitly male.

tl;dr keep your stupid transphobic assumptions to yourself, moron

[gaylor-moon]

OH LOOK MY FAVORITE POST

[transsystem-deactivated20170923]

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Beauty_(Trainer_class)#Trivia

[transladyknight]

I love her

[saywhatjessie]

Guys.

My dudes.

You have no idea

how satisfying it is

to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

who are all hitting on the waitress

and you’re the one who gets her number

[hazedhowell-blog]

GOD bless

[awwww-cute]

[bellaxiao]

[falconpunchyourmom]

Parallel Earth.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[thaebae]

I LOVE

[biwesley-blog]

[missfiney]

I’m so protective of me now, I’ll cut somebody off for simply having the wrong energy

[slab-o-meat]

me recovering very well from surgery: good post op

[artofthewire]

[cory-doctorow-deactivated3103201]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[pokemon-professor-grey-deactiva]

Love this

[nbgems-deactivated20151011]

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

[nbgems-deactivated20151011]

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

[unseeliesidhe]

On Fae and Names

Quick PSA to any witches working with Fae: Do not give them your name under any typical circumstances. Give a nickname, or no name at all. BUT! If you give a nickname, don’t say: “My name is -insert nickname-.” Because that is a lie, and a fae will twist that around their little finger and use it to manipulate the shit outta you anyways. 

INSTEAD, say: “You may call me -insert nickname-.” This lets them know that this name probably doesn’t have power over you and that you are both cautious and intelligent. 

Stay safe kids. 

[galaxcseas-blog]

Faerie: I know I kidnapped you and brought you to the Fae realm, but I've had a change of heart.

Me mouthful of faerie cakes and tea: no take backs!

[igotabbs-deactivated20171211]

finger me in a setting that I have to be silent and watch me almost literally melt into your hands

[drifters-soul]

How do I politely ask him to push me against a wall and bite my neck and grab my butt and bite my lip and make me moan?

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Call me Kitten randomly and I will love you forever.

[galaxcseas-blog]

Me: *is a stray* I don't need a Dom!

Me: I can make my own bed time!

Me: I can pick my own outfits!

Me: I can make my own snacks!

Also me: i slept for three hours, I've only eaten cupcakes and ice cream for the last week and my shoes don't match.