Theo’s Corner :>

Silly little DND men and gastropods consume my thoughts.

[daichouno]

Theres good reason Halsin never got Tadpoled

[galestopsurgeryscars]

No comment.

[n0ahsferatu]

✨late night at the Elfsong✨

nearing the end of my first bg3 run atm and I’m getting very sentimental about it. I love these characters so dearly :((( <3 so here’s them being silly together

(available on my inprnt!)

[emj4yart]

Google is cooked

[toothmarqed]

this picture is like aftercare to me

[galestopsurgeryscars]

Thinking about how Astarion for his entire life has viewed himself not as a victim but as a predator. He has been hunting and lusting for so long he does not know who he is.. what he is. The tragedy of Astarion’s story, is how long he was suffering. How a life, a life that was once his, his life is gone from his memory. All he has to root himself in this past is a gravesite.

[galestopsurgeryscars]

Working at a science museum is wild. We’re extremely slow so instead of doing busy work I’m experimenting with pH testers and drawing my TAV from baldurs gate

[galestopsurgeryscars]

Just finished saw 1-4.

Need to swing Adam around like a lasso and put strahm in a box.

Jeff sucks

Love homoerotic horror

[medicalmalpracticeapologist]

->

Hey guys whose route did u pick on your first play through?? any advice??

[ID: A mockup of a Saw visual novel. The background is of a Jigsaw hideout. Three silhouettes stand in front of the player as John says, “Y/N, please meet my associates.” The silhouettes reveal themselves as Lawrence Gordon, Amanda Young, and Mark Hoffman. The narration notes, “They don’t look very happy to see you.” End ID.]

[galestopsurgeryscars]

JAAKSKSKDKDWMMFMFMGMFMDNDNFNFNDMR

[galestopsurgeryscars]

I WANT MY NEW IPAD NOOOOOW I WANT TO MAKE ART I WANT TO MAKE ART I WANT TO MAKE ART MY STUPID BOYFRIEND IS DTAWING HIS SILLY MEOW MEOWS BUT I CANT BECAUSE I LEFT MY APPLE PENCIL AT HOME AND MY IPAD SUCKS URGGHHHHH

[ex-textura]

I think Gale should be able to not rise to all of Astarion's more overt come-ons and still be able to romance him. I think having this nerdy wizard turn him down for sex, and not react to the clearly practiced lines when he's so obviously into him will activate Astarion's prey drive.

Astarion tries to get him to go have a fun casual fuck and Gale counters with offering to show him a "magic trick".

And then it's actually a magic trick.

Astarion imagines sticking his tongue down Gale's throat and Gale blushes and stammers but then just. Leaves? Says goodnight and leaves and they're still not having sex??

Now he's committed. He's gonna catch this damn mouse.

(except it turns out 'this damn mouse' is actually ✨feelings✨. And it's terminal)

[galestopsurgeryscars]

NO CUZ LITERALLY CORRECT!!!!!

[mahgck]

[orientalld]

remember how young and scared we were?

[galestopsurgeryscars]

Agh I am the biggest galestarion shipper known to man. Do they barely like eachother in cannon? Yes. Do they constsntly banter though? YES THRY HAVE BANTER THEY BANTER THOSE FAGS ARE GONNA BONE.

[hekuuu]

a little self-indulgent comic :>

[thedomesticanthropologist]

Okay it's been enough time now and I have to get this off my chest

I hate

Astarions

Starter armor.

His default outfit? I hate it. It's so unflattering on him. The shape is terrible, the colors don't suit him, the patterns are gaudy, I am 0% into it. And I mean his day clothes you meet him in, not his camp outfit.

Hate it. Ugly. 0/10 if that's the clothing he was buried in then I say it's evidence that no one liked him when he was alive

I said what I said and I stand by it

[galestopsurgeryscars]

THIS!!! The shape is so unflattering it completely hides his sharp features. The dark blue coloring contests with his color palette in a bad way. THE WHOLE THING DULLS OUT HIS EYES!! I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEY WERE RED UBTIL I CHANGED HIS ARMOR!!!

[meanbossart]

With blond hair and a tan 🎷

[galestopsurgeryscars]

SHEJSJSKSKKDKCJF ROCKYSTARION

[spicymochi]

puppy snoopy