chaoticcrescendo13

Simply Popped From Real Corn

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[lelouch]

[medievaljournalist]

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

[galethehotandfabulous]

So I rarely post anything about myself on here, but guess what? I have officially started producing and selling my own line of jewelry, and I figured I'd share it with all corners of the world!

Right now, my line is entirely brass, but I'll hopefully be working my way up to titanium and silver soon. Stay tuned for more fun content or follow me on Insta, tiktok, or YouTube by searching for Draus Design! I'm a one woman operation, so when you purchase a piece you know your money is going directly to the producer (and her rabbit)!

[24x81]

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

[dogpuppy]

[wokeuplaughing]

just did a tarot pull it said I'm gonna get my dick sucked and that everyone loves me

[gwyoi]

This is genuinely the most accurate gen z stereotype

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[ashstfu]

i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

[milfsisyphus]

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[sacred-portal]

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[shesnake]

90% of pregnancy plotlines