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rohan ft. xavier ┋@gam3bois
❝ xavi, i am not joking when i say that i am ready to disappear into the ocean right now, ❞ rohan groaned, ❝ do you know how much piss i had to clean up today ? i swear to god someone just set their kid loose, no diaper. every time i turned around, there was a new puddle ! i fucking hate it here. ❞
❛ and become a merman or something ? not to hurt your feelings or anything, but i don’t see you as a merman. ❜ the boy twisted his features in disgust as rohan recalled the details, finally stifling a laugh. ❛ oh my god, it’s probably the same snotty kid that wouldn’t eat my spaghetti. next time i see them, i’ll slap a diaper on them myself. never put one on, but it can’t be that hard. i’m pretty sure you should get a bonus for today or at least something. you didn’t sign up to babysit some piss puddles. ❜










