Game Grumps

A Blog for all your Game Grumpy needs.

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wait for it…

wait for it…….

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UUUUUUH HOLY FUCK WHAT

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[omgsheep]

[elieador]

It gets a lot worse

https://twitter.com/chaitemporary/status/1126397829210091520?s=20

[socialistexan]

[mercutiodidntdieforthis]

some Game Grumps things that will never be any less funny to me:

-“M A R K  Z U C K E R B E R G” - “ʰᵉʸ ᶦ'ᵐ ᵈᵃⁿ, ᶦᵐ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵈᵃⁿ…ᵈᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃⁿⁿⁿ” -“I’m the video game boy!!! I’m the one who wins!!!!!!” - “Dan Iwannatalktoyourmom” -”Suzie, do you know about something called ‘D Club’-” “Oh, the thing where Arin and his friends would show each other their dicks?” “O h  m y  G o d” -Here comes the jump kick -“I’m a sExY wIddWe bAbY” -That picture of Arin in a pimp coat -♪Gerrymandering politicians always get their waaay, unless you veto their vote in a voooting booth-♪ YOU HAVE THE POWER! AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES! REGISTER TO VOTE AT YOUR LOCAL D M V- -Remote the note -”This time for real? Is real. This time is it. This done. We’re, e v e r y w h e r e…….how many times…?” -Arin Hanson, 2014 - Ross asking Danny to slap him in the face to help him focus, screaming at the top of his lungs in pain, asking Danny to slap him again to make him less dizzy from being slapped last time, screaming at the top his lungs “You fucking freak- You’re a FREAK!!!” -The fact that Dan once went to school in a neck brace after he pulled a muscle trying to suck his own dick -The fact that after Dan’s neck healed he immediately tried to suck his own dick again and pulled a muscle (again) -Arin punching things and screaming at Barry while playing Sonic and the Black Knight -Sleepy Grumps -”Mah dayyyd” -When someone mentions Markiplier and every Grump in the room immediately breaks into a deep “hullo everybody!” -“I’m gonna fuckin ♪pre-e-eeeee♪” -Steam Train calling Markiplier for FNAF help

[turquoisemagpie]

- ”At age six I born without a face.”  - ”SUP yOu FuCkInG PuSsIEs! WeLcOmE bAcK tO GaMe GrUmPs!” - ”put that in , Barry” vs. “put that in Barry” - “-jEEEeezus christ, Weepinbell!” - Arin having a ranting rage breakdown that only ends after Dan says quietly “I’m scared.”, “call the police.” or “Suzy! Come get your man!” - “….looks like you’re the Science Guy now.”  - “I fine day for Mayor-ing, if I do say so myself!- Oh! Death approaches!” - The unholy returns of Mr Wilson and Sad Hoshi  - The play through of Parodius. AKA: the time Arin sharted himself in rage.

[wolfsteax]

I can hear all of these fuck oFF

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Super Mario Maker 2 has been announced for the Nintendo Switch this year! Arin’s murder spree scheduled to follow.

[mewlingrampallianwretchherself]

From the creators of Bologna Man and Bolongaween comes a NEW HORROR.

When two friends find a discarded board game while walking through the forest one fateful day, neither could have anticipated the HORROR that awaited them.

Now, with one transforming into an insatiable beast, the other must find a way to save his friend - before it’s TOO LATE. He will risk everything, even his SOUL.

Watch Your Mouth, Rated R, starts Friday.

What’s for dinner?

[dan-avidad]

nightmare fuel

[gamegrumpslovlies]

Sorry if I'm bothering you, but I was wondering if you knew whether or not they brought up roller skating/ roller blading, specifically Dan being bad at roller blading, because for some reason I can't stop thinking that they have

That seems vaguely familiar? It must’ve been a while ago cause I don’t remember it too well. Sorry!

[avispaniels]

This is my favorite Grump episode, so I had to condense it into liquid form for easier injection

[sketchesque]

Is there laughporn? Because this is like laughporn

[starving-and-arting]

Never forget…

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It snowed in Louisiana!

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Suzy we gotta jingle jghjgjhjjgjjangle problem on our hands

SANTA’S GOIN’

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[comradesaucegay]

grandpappy i need ur guidance

i (long story) got this signed grump card last year and ive identified all of the signatures except for one, the one in the bottom right. i genuinely cant for the life of me think of who it might be. i think thats an e?? but i cant think of anyone in the office with an e name

im hoping you or your followers can help me out. its been eating away at my insides since i got it. thank you for ur kindness

looks like we got a mystery in our hands!

[arinavidaniel]

These grumps and their pikachu’s

[grumpyfrenchguy]

Arin “Egoraptor” Hanson singing Darude Sandstorm. You’re welcome.

[maziodynes]

dude, we are fuckin’ in sync today!

[alfhild765r]

 (^v^)

[boonanasplits]

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

[aelx]

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

[poeticpines]

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL