Here is a definitive post as to why Cassandra Shahinfar is the greatest player to ever play Big Brother anywhere in the world:
Overall: Queen of the Diary Room.
Overall: Lost every single HOH and POV she played in except one.
Week 1- Her intro video was literally the best thing ever made. Period. It highlighted and exaggerated her princess archetype to a point of being hilarious all while keeping a bit of sarcastic humor with it.
Week 2- She took the International wildcard twist to her advantage and smartly made allies with Tim and Nikki.
Week 2- Had never used a washing machine in her life until she was assigned to do laundry in a task.
Week 2- She was probably the biggest person in the plan to keep Loveita in the house and evict Sharry and used her persuasion and people skills to get the target off of Loveita.
Week 3- “If you don’t use the Power of Veto…..you’re a dumb betch.”
Week 3- Called the HOH a dumb betch and got nominated and used her persuasion and smooth talking once again staying by a 6-5 vote.
Week 5- Stood up to the misogynistic boys in the house and stood her ground on wanting to vote Maddy out.
Week 5- “I vote to evict………..what’s her name………….blondie……..i’m blanking.”
Week 6- “I need more TV time.” Production literally let her have her own show on the TV screen for a whole day.
Week 7- Put all of her slop in Tim’s bucket like a good ally.
Week 7- Survived Maddy’s HOH without even getting nominated even though she was told her ass was grass.
Week 7- “Does my ass smell like grass yet, Maddy?”
Week 7- Again used her persuasion and position in the middle to keep Kelsey safe and evict Raul.
Week 7- Delivered an iconic feminist speech to Kelsey after Jared got possessive of her.
Week 8- Helped get “Cassandra, your ass is grass” Maddy out of the house.
Week 9- Had her dad win HOH for her.
Week 9- Was the first person to realize the brothers’ game and nominated them.
Week 9- “This nomination ceremony is complete, betches!”
Week 9- Put up Jared, a person she literally knows from outside of the game, up because it was good for her game and because he didn’t cut his hair.
Week 9- “I PROMISE I won’t use the Power of Veto.”
Week 9- “I have decided to use the Power of Veto on Tim.”
Week 9- *cackling* “I vote to evict Nikki!”
Week 10- Smiled and waved at the brothers as they screamed in her face and called her a sociopath among other things.
Week 10- Took a bite out of a piece of fake styrofoam popcorn during the POV.
Week 10- Almost convinced Tim to use the Power of Veto on her.
Week 10- Went from literally out the door and flipped the entire house on its head and got the brothers, people she had just betrayed, to evict Joel instead of her.
Overall: Played an AMAZING social game and made friends with (mostly) everybody and stayed in the middle until Week 9 when she made a huge and game-winning move.
Will be back for All Stars because of her iconic hilarious personality, one liners and most of all her game.
