yo

call me garbage. 221 years old. they/them, humanoidish. dni if ur a pedo or one of their apologists thx leave my blog if you support the police or are all lives matter, you aren’t welcome here. quite frankly, if you are even a republican fuck off

[sosuperawesome]

Jemlington on Instagram

[garbage-the-cryptid]

my third kidney escaped again. honestly i’m just going to hunt for a new one. does anyone have a spare harpoon?

[garbage-the-cryptid]

tfw you meant to take a nap but accidentally hibernated for four months

[garbage-the-cryptid]

i lost my feet while at the store because i forgot to put them back on after trying on some shoes. has anyone found them?

[valtsv]

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

[valtsv]

[cosmic--dragon]

i think op was possessed by a guardian angel who finally figured out how to truly communicate with humans

[theechaoticgod]

IM FUCKING LOOSING IT

[clinical-manners]

@thetatteredveil anyone you know?

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Works by nixaluminos ‍

[moldspace]

mushroom beast.

[nn-ee-zz]

Angel designs based on cursed emoji mashups

[valtsv]

sitcom about living with a wizard

[valtsv]

roommage

[thetrashchronicles]

is the wizard gay

[valtsv]

is water wet

[st-just]

The Watcher by Kez Laczin

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[katjohnadams]

THE DREAD GAZEEBO HAS EVOLVED AND BECOME MOBILE

[ourbastardofsorrows]

thinkin of quitting my job to become a full-time horrifying void entity

[strange-gods]

LORDS, EAT!

[tinyaibou]

a lab coat and a wizard robe are exactly the same thing actually

[tinyaibou]

the only thing separating a wizard and a mad scientist is time

[millenniumitem]

they are gay lovers

[tinyaibou]

oh you are extremely correct to say this thank you. they are kissing. brewing potions and mixing chemicals in tubes beakers.

[wolfchildrenn]

*makes this noise at you*

[sleepy-cottage-dreams]

@astraldemise

[weaponized-tapeworms]

@helvetica12point

[garbage-the-cryptid]

sorry i can’t come to the phone right now i’m legally dead

[garbage-the-cryptid]

it’s okay to give yourself a break. take a moment to breathe, focus on what your body is feeling, and let yourself be still for a moment