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[garblenon]

garb get yourself a pinned post

❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☝︎⚐︎📬︎ ☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎ 💣︎✡︎ 🏱︎✋︎☠︎☠︎☜︎👎︎ 🏱︎⚐︎💧︎❄︎📬︎

🌀: hi this is a gaster rp blog

it’s pretty much multi-use, since gaster can talk to people in various worlds because of where he is

part of a handplates au

part of @mike-van’s spamton lore

manipulating various deltarune characters

broken rouxls au

i use this wingdings translator

my other blogs are @jevilnon @spiralling-soul @puck-cipher and @c0la-addict

[garblenon]

Now why did you get rid of dadster's kpop demon hunters' merch, that's like going to someone's house and trashing their decorations just because you don't like it, like how would you feel if he got rid of your merch just because he didn't like it?

[garblenon]

have you ever heard of mlp

YES. I ENJOY THE FAN SONGS.

[garblenon]

yeahhh women's Healthcare is shit

they didnt start doing proper research on endometriosis until males started getting it i think

thats what ive heard anyways

BIOLOGICAL MALES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CAPABLE OF HAVING IT, IT'S JUST FAR RARER.

[garblenon]

I HAVE BEEN DOING RESEARCH ABOUT HUMANS. I WAS NOT AWARE THEY WERE SO BEHIND WITH RESEARCH. WOMEN'S HEALTHCARE IS A VERY UNDERDEVELOPED STUDY FOR THEM.

[garblenon]

jevil slept with sans, i think

🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎✍︎✏︎

[garblenon]

estrogen for you

[um. good luck? i dunno what you're hoping to achieve. the man is made of goop and bones.]

[garblenon]

double d gaster? would you like that name?

WHAT

[garblenon]

okay, i will can you Gastrit from now on is that better

STILL NOT MY NAME! AND WHY THAT?

[garblenon]

Because you were the second one chronologically introduced to us and Lotus likes messing with Gaster variants at the very least

EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO KNEW ME BEFORE I WAS INTRODUCED TO ALL YOU FOLKS WHO FOLLOW THIS GOD FORSAKEN UNIVERSE CALL ME IT! WHY IS THIS A THING?!

[garblenon]

WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME GARB?! IS THIS LIKE.. A UNIVERSAL THING?? I REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHERE PEOPLE CALLED ME GASTER. Y'KNOW, MY FUCKING NAME!

[garblenon]

How it's actually made type answer

how quick you caught that reference

[garblenon]

chat is garbkaard (♠) real

i believe in free will amongst fans-

GET THAT SPADE OUTTA HERE!

[garblenon]

Why you so domestic with him damn you sounding like you about to give him a kiss on the cheek and wish him a horrible day at work

I DO HOPE HE HAS A HORRIBLE DAY.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

You should go to the void

Oh..? Alrighte... I shalt trusteth thee just this onceth to not haveth anye malicious intent in thy request.

[ Rouxls uses the key. ]

[garblenon]

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Oh! Gaster! my- love...

...

Ah.

Wrong... uh. Wronge Gaster.

[garblenon]

AH. ROUXLS. I, ERM, UNDERSTAND THE CONFUSION.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Why the fucketh art thou here?? How art thou here???

[garblenon]

I DID NOT INTEND FOR THIS TO BE THE CASE, TRUST ME. SOMETHING HAS OCCURRED THAT HAS CAUSED SOME KIND OF.. VOID SWAP.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Wellst how the hell doth thou unswappeth?? I wish to be able to see'eth mine lover, I hath not seeneth him in ages it feelseth, and nowe I see'eth thee instead. God this ist annoyinge...

[garblenon]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWAP BACK. IF I DID, THEN I WOULD'VE ALREADY.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Crappeth... this is bad. Quite bad. Hopefullye not permanent. Since I doubt I could getteth to thy's void to see him. I just have to wait and hope that everything workseth out I guess...

[garblenon]

IF HE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO, IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE FOR HIM TO SEE AND SPEAK TO YOU THE SAME WAY I HAVE DONE BEFORE.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Really?- that tis wonderful! He's smart I'm sure he can figureth it out! If he even.. needs to... speak to me.....

...I just have to wait then.

But thoust won't be takinge this as an opportunity to causeth chaos or anythinge righteth?

[garblenon]

CHAOS? NO, NO. ALL OF THE HARM I CAUSE IS VERY WELL ORGANISED.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

* Rouxls groans into his hands.

Why. Why art thou liketh this.

[garblenon]

YOU’RE JUST A HATER.

SPEAKING OF HATRED, YOUR BOYFRIEND HAS AWFUL MUSIC TASTE. I HAD TO THROW OUT ALL OF THAT FRANKLY BLASPHEMOUS HUNTRIX MERCH. I’M IN THE PROCESS OF REPLACING IT WITH SAJA BOYS MERCH AS WE SPEAK.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

...what the fuck dost anye of that even meaneth?

What is a "huntrix" or "saja boys"??

[garblenon]

OH MY SWEET NAÏVE GUY I FUCKING HATE...

IF ONLY I LIKED YOU ENOUGH TO CARE TO TELL YOU.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Alright fuck you too I guesseth.

... that still explainseth nothinge since I haveth no clue what a kpop group iseth.

[garblenon]

ALL YOU HAVE TO KNOW IS THAT SAJA BOYS ARE AMAZING AND JINU IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER DEPICTED ONSCREEN EVER.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Onscreen..? Oh is this one of those movie thingse? I don't reallye... do'eth those.

Also I never tooketh thee for a "simp."

[garblenon]

I AM NOT A SIMP.

I CAN JUST APPRECIATE A HANDSOME MAN WHEN ONE IS PUT IN FRONT OF ME.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Alrighte well thou art clearlye inst denialeth about this. So unlesseth thou haseth somethinge worth mine time, I'll just be leavinge. I have important stuff to do probablye.

[garblenon]

YEAH, SURE, I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU ANYWAY. FEEL FREE TO COME BACK SOME OTHER TIME IF YOU WANT, IN CASE I FIGURE OUT SOME WAY OF GETTING YOU IN CONTACT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BOTHER ME.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Mhm, alrighteth, bye bye, hopeth thee die or whatevereth.

* Rouxls uses the key and disappears.

[garblenon]

HATE YOU TOO. BUH-BYE.

[garblenon]

are you really going to do that?

LOL NO

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

You should go to the void

Oh..? Alrighte... I shalt trusteth thee just this onceth to not haveth anye malicious intent in thy request.

[ Rouxls uses the key. ]

[garblenon]

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Oh! Gaster! my- love...

...

Ah.

Wrong... uh. Wronge Gaster.

[garblenon]

AH. ROUXLS. I, ERM, UNDERSTAND THE CONFUSION.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Why the fucketh art thou here?? How art thou here???

[garblenon]

I DID NOT INTEND FOR THIS TO BE THE CASE, TRUST ME. SOMETHING HAS OCCURRED THAT HAS CAUSED SOME KIND OF.. VOID SWAP.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Wellst how the hell doth thou unswappeth?? I wish to be able to see'eth mine lover, I hath not seeneth him in ages it feelseth, and nowe I see'eth thee instead. God this ist annoyinge...

[garblenon]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWAP BACK. IF I DID, THEN I WOULD'VE ALREADY.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Crappeth... this is bad. Quite bad. Hopefullye not permanent. Since I doubt I could getteth to thy's void to see him. I just have to wait and hope that everything workseth out I guess...

[garblenon]

IF HE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO, IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE FOR HIM TO SEE AND SPEAK TO YOU THE SAME WAY I HAVE DONE BEFORE.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Really?- that tis wonderful! He's smart I'm sure he can figureth it out! If he even.. needs to... speak to me.....

...I just have to wait then.

But thoust won't be takinge this as an opportunity to causeth chaos or anythinge righteth?

[garblenon]

CHAOS? NO, NO. ALL OF THE HARM I CAUSE IS VERY WELL ORGANISED.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

* Rouxls groans into his hands.

Why. Why art thou liketh this.

[garblenon]

YOU’RE JUST A HATER.

SPEAKING OF HATRED, YOUR BOYFRIEND HAS AWFUL MUSIC TASTE. I HAD TO THROW OUT ALL OF THAT FRANKLY BLASPHEMOUS HUNTRIX MERCH. I’M IN THE PROCESS OF REPLACING IT WITH SAJA BOYS MERCH AS WE SPEAK.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

...what the fuck dost anye of that even meaneth?

What is a "huntrix" or "saja boys"??

[garblenon]

OH MY SWEET NAÏVE GUY I FUCKING HATE...

IF ONLY I LIKED YOU ENOUGH TO CARE TO TELL YOU.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Alright fuck you too I guesseth.

... that still explainseth nothinge since I haveth no clue what a kpop group iseth.

[garblenon]

ALL YOU HAVE TO KNOW IS THAT SAJA BOYS ARE AMAZING AND JINU IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER DEPICTED ONSCREEN EVER.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Onscreen..? Oh is this one of those movie thingse? I don't reallye... do'eth those.

Also I never tooketh thee for a "simp."

[garblenon]

I AM NOT A SIMP.

I CAN JUST APPRECIATE A HANDSOME MAN WHEN ONE IS PUT IN FRONT OF ME.

[the-great-rouxls-kaard]

Alrighte well thou art clearlye inst denialeth about this. So unlesseth thou haseth somethinge worth mine time, I'll just be leavinge. I have important stuff to do probablye.

[garblenon]

YEAH, SURE, I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU ANYWAY. FEEL FREE TO COME BACK SOME OTHER TIME IF YOU WANT, IN CASE I FIGURE OUT SOME WAY OF GETTING YOU IN CONTACT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BOTHER ME.