garden🍊

☆hi☆ ‼️i dont think ill ever post here! i mostly use this as a personal scrapbook‼️ (find my art @gardnprty insta & twt🍊)

[gardnfarty]

just realized i posted my hl2vrai art on this account instead of my art one so uhm if ur here for more of that GO FOLLOW MY OTHER ACCOUNT ‼️‼️

[evilsalizard]

tried to look up an rtvs podcast clip for my friend and got incredible ai summary

[gardnfarty]

#rtvs #hi sal #its me im the friend

[cheesepastabaked]

Gordon please gaf about dr coomer

[hattersarts]

>>> Risk ineffable husbands, 7 pages

here's a little comic, it's not completely show!gomens compliant but its headcanons i enjoy

comic notes under cut :)

I enjoy Az already realising he likes Crowley by the time Adam appears but hasn't yet worked out what to do with that information bc acts-of-service Crowley Can't Talk, Wont Talk.

Crowley on the other hand has been VERY GOOD at ignoring why he spends so much of his time around Az so only on the crux of YOU'RE GOING TO LOOSE HIM did anything manage to force its way through to his brain. (i did not enjoy crowley being told he was in love with az in s2, i think he could have worked it out himself)

i rly enjoy hcs where they started sleeping together and with humans for fun (i mean the ox ribs scene sets some v good precedent for this) az sleeps with humans bc he indulges! he likes pleasure! crowely on the other hand is very bad at catching feelings and doesnt like it when they die so has mostly only slept with az (did i mention he's VERY good at ignoring his feelings) but they probably haven't slept together for a few hundred years when adam pops up.

my compliant show!hcs are still that az knows he loves crowley (i mean the scene with jim where he leaps out of the chair to attempt to protect crowley saying no he defo doesnt know ANYONE who he feels that way with, don't look closely at anyone he is with) and is just sort of sitting on it still, waiting for any hint from crowley, planning a ball definitely only for humans and no other reason. Crowley is obviously very protective of Az but he still hasn't clicked why he's worried about him but he doesn't have the excuse of heaven or hell anymore so it wouldn't have taken much for him to work it out (hello one of his first lines in s2 is "you ever think, what's the point?" the point is love you idiot)

(book!gomens is just they're already married and have been fucking for centuries but the book just doesnt mention that.)

[9twoeight]

20250816 deltarune fanart

[lemonade-drlnker]

We. Are. Radio Tv Solutions.

[twinworm]

Alyx

[quenderine]

"He couldn't stop staring at Tenna's empty face."

That's sad and stuff but go and read Only a Reset Away by RotBellyCrane on ao3 I'm a fan of chapter 3 I love torturing myself with it

[sillysymbol]

invest in freestain stocks NOW

[funtergeist]

i was told i should post more doodles so heres some unposted ones ive amassed over a while with varying levels of coherence + noelle sprite redraw i never posted

[beezneezz1]

Don't forget your ROOTS

[wizard0rb]

the girl

[abyssalzones]

I feel so well fed rn but I have to learn their faces before I can draw anything higher quality

[ignoranceisparadise]

Ohh I'm running out of time >_<!!!!

[ikleyvey]

Is she planning something?

[inkzectz]

Do I look like your girlfriend?

[earlofbats]

People will be like Kim and Harry is a bunk pairing because Kim deserves better than Harry.

Which like sure probably but Kim isn't gonna get better than Harry and you gotta take it from Kim's pov.

You're a 43 year old gay cop who's blind without his glasses, has back problems, wears historical cosplay to work, is a consummate professional who's married to his car and takes way too much pleasure in being a party pooper.

You're not exactly prime dating material and on top of that there's probably a lot of racist weirdos out there in the dating pool you're getting sick of bumping into.

But then up and saunters this sloppy ass bear, he's a weirdo and a fucking absolute mess who can't even remember what money is, but he's an incredibly intelligent and talented detective.

he's also weirdly kind if not incredibly creepy but he makes you laugh and gets you to enjoy yourself when you normally wouldn't and then all of a sudden he is absolutely enamoured with you, transfixed even, who thinks you're not only too good for him, but you're deserving of the best possible person and he recognizes this and he's desperately willing to do literally anything to be good enough for you. And you're over here thinking about how you've been settling for less than your worth and at least this wet dog of a man is not only recognizing your worth but seeing you as more valuable than you've ever dared to see yourself.