Country bubba

Things that make me grab my crotch. Georgia redneck in Houston Texas IG: redneckbubbatx

[smokermarc]

[jeffsmokes33]

Will always love this vid. 😏💨🤤

[baldbean]

Wide as hell

[houstonredneck]

you have a nice collection of drinks. Could you post some videos of you drinking? Being drunk? 😈

I look absolutely silly when I’m drunk. I’m one of those fun drunks though. Be careful though. I get outrageous when I drink.

[houstonredneck]

I like to wrestle bigger and older bears

Love when they use their musk and weight to submit me as they wish. But I also fight back.

You’d be the perfect opponent to me. You’re look a real man, but are you tough?

I never back down from a challenge!!

[houstonredneck]

How ddeep is your navel?

If you stick your finger in my navel, it goes past the second knuckle.

[houstonredneck]

You look so good!

Thank you for that. I appreciate you!

[houstonredneck]

How did you get stuck in a movie seat?

The theater was old and built in the 20s. Sorry 1920s. So the seats weren’t as big as they are now to accommodate us more robust folk. They also had little tables attached to them that swiveled side to side. Well, gravity got me in the chair and gravity, was keeping me inside wedged between the sides of the chair. The table blocking my belly didn’t help either. I had to have one of the usher’s helped me out. He was good about it, but at the time it was a little embarrassing. Thinking back on it it was kinda hot. It’s just I was there by myself.

[smallmensdicks]

[houstonredneck]

Beer Busting

[rawcruisingfckr]

A bear with a nice belly 🤤

[officer-sub-guardianbear]

Repeat

[nicopelle50]

[thebeautyofbigger]

[houstonredneck]

What do you want in a man? What’s your dream guy?

Physically I am attracted to all shapes and sizes. From toned twink to super fat. It’s your personality I want. Dark humor is a must with me. Making fun of yourself shows vulnerability…sarcasm shows a higher level of thinking…sending me stupid and funny memes will capture my heart. Physical appearances change, your soul doesn’t. Send me memes like this 👇🏻

[houstonredneck]

What’s your x hamster ?

xHamster

[maturebeefformick]

[bargas]

# chests

[houstonredneck]

What kinds of beer do you like? What’s the most beer you’ve put away in a day?

Anything that is NOT IPA or LAGER. Those are too much for me. Ive done 15 beers in one day before. Actually over a few hours.