Everyone: "The Broadway version of Tanz Der Vampire (Dance Of The Vampires) is so bad!"
Me: "It can't be THAT bad."
*Sees videos of the Broadway version*
HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS
TO THIS?!
AMERICA EXPLAIN, EXPLAIN!!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DANCE OF THE VAMPIRE?!
AND WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE REGGIE BELAFONTE FROM SURFS UP?! THEY EVEN GOT THE SAME SMILE!!!














