Garlic Anon

I really hate garlic

[garlicanon]

Mlem

this means nothing to the garlic anon

[garlicanon]

Hello

what

do

you

think

of

Garlic

violence hatred evil beyond compare anger death kill maim

[ughseoks-main]

last night Garlic Anon made Mistakes™️ and chugged a pint of milk during a virtual pub crawl challenge, -2/10 would not recommend

oh my god why would you do that WHY

[garlicanon]

it was,....a bad decision

[ughseoks-main]

hey guys my super sweet friend has been working very very hard to launch this incredible website for her charity!! please check it out & give it lots of love (and see what ways you can get involved!) @garlicanon​

[garlicanon]

Crying in the club, love u queen 🥺

[ughseoks-main]

Praise Turkey Jesus.

[garlicanon]

oh no

[ughseoks-main]

Just letting you know, Garlic Anon’s Bf May or May not have a tumblr now. Chaos will soon follow.

SIS HE HAS FOUND THE GARLIC BLOG I AM SO EXPOSED

SIS I THINK HE FOUND YOU OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE SAYINGGGGGG

this is so tragic. what a turn of events! i’m shocked!! 

[garlicanon]

oh my God that first one is him I KNOW IT

[ughseoks-main]

Garlic Anon here at 2:22am with important questions - what is ur opinion of Bibble from the Barbie Fairytopia/Mermadia movies

i would state my opinion but i feel like bibble would come to get me while i sleep so i’ll stay silent on this issue

[garlicanon]

Nooooooo he’s a GOOD BOY 😭

[happybatdaybirthman]

Bibble is Satan and all people know this

[garlicanon]

get OUT

[garlicanon]

Hey just wondering what are your feelings on Garlic?

oh nO

[ughseoks-main]

y’all want some Scary News from the world of Garlic Anon? just a week left of being a teenager 😩😩😩😩 (existential crisis imminent)

OMG WOW ur getting so old 😔😔😔😔that’s so wild!!!! happy early birthday 😤u will always be a garlic hating teenager in my heart

[garlicanon]

✨pensioner time✨

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[garlicanon]

@soup-anon I miss u sis

[puyopuyo]

*minces garlic so good you fall in love with me*

[garlicanon]

oh i am proficient in the crushing of garlic

[ughseoks-main]

BRO my bf and I have an Important Maths Question (he says hi btw) So we all know that a milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And that if you wish to crack open a cold one, The Boys must be present. However - what if the cold one you crack open once The Boys arrive is a SECOND milkshake? There are no more boys to summon!! They’re all in the yard!!!! What happens if the cold one you crack open with the boys is a milkshake is the question Garlic Anon xoxo

a black hole opens up and all of the boys are sucked into it. same thing that happens when u divide by zero. tell him i say hi back!!

[garlicanon]

omg ur mind

[ughseoks-main]

Garlic Anon with a PSA - Arrow is a GOOD HECCIN SHOW (I just finished season 1) HOWEVER it will emotionally DESTROY YOU (I just finished season 1)

omg maybe i should check it out (btw did u just finish season 1?)

[garlicanon]

i did indeed just finish season 1

[ughseoks-main]

Garlic Anon here at 2:22am with important questions - what is ur opinion of Bibble from the Barbie Fairytopia/Mermadia movies

i would state my opinion but i feel like bibble would come to get me while i sleep so i’ll stay silent on this issue

[garlicanon]

Nooooooo he’s a GOOD BOY 😭

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ughseoks-main]

Our government announced that we can go see people from another household as long as we stay outside and 2m apart from a week today I am much excite :) :) :) :) Garlic Anon xoxo

imma fly out to ur country just so we can stand 2m apart and share memes at a distance

[garlicanon]

🅱️lease

[ughseoks-main]

did I ever mention that a haggis isn’t a real animal.........

how many braincells do you think i have

[garlicanon]

definitely at least two