The World According To Garrett

I'm Garrett Jon Oliver. I've got two dads, one mom, two sisters, two brothers, and a lot of pets. I may be a diva at times, but look elsewhere if you're expecting me to be Broadway bound. I like to write, sketch, and act. I am a major sci-fi nerd and I will set my snark phasers to stun if you mock me for it. My boyfriend, Blake McClair, is amazing. <3 Disclaimer: This is a character in a Skins RP between me, my girlfriend, and two of our friends. This story is our own, a Skins-characters-get-married-and-have-kids thing. We're resurrecting these characters because we missed our babies. If you had followed us before, welcome back. Otherwise, enjoy~

[garrett-oliver]

30 Days of Character Development

5.) What’s your character’s ranking on the Kinsey Scale? 

6 - exclusively homosexual. As if there was any doubt. XD

Best kitty cosplay ever ? via

[kaidee-may]

Omg!!!

[babycakesbriauna]

cute

[hipstertheatrepictures]

[ann4bellee]

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[garrett-oliver]

Text | Garrett

Holly: I'm sure I can get John to take me to one of touristy towns and find something.

Garrett: Speaking of Murphy, this is going to sound weird, but can you ask him a question for me? Does he know a guy who knows about typewriters? I'm not being a shit, I genuinely need to know. Your mom got me this gorgeous antique typerwriter for my birthday and I have no clue if it works and what I'd need for it. If he's as hardcore as I think he is, he probably worships typewriters. Or quills. Some sort of old timey writing device like that.

[garrett-oliver]

Gare, I hope you have one of the best birthdays, you deserve it babe. -Katie

Oh my god Aunt Katie! Does it work or is it more for decoration? Either way, this is so going to class up my work desk better than my HP laptop. Thank you. <3

[garrett-oliver]

Text @Blake

Garrett: Ellie is taking me to Paris over the weekend, don't kill me! I'll owe you as many sexual favors as you can think up. It'll be worth your patience, though, especially if you're interested in going to one of the most awesome Star Wars conventions in the EU.

[ann4bellee]

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[garrett-oliver]

Maybe she went antiquing and found a typewriter? Or she got him one of those fancy moleskin notebooks? Or maybe a pretty-covered edition of a classic book? He wants to be a writer someday, and that's something everyone close to Garrett knows. Except Maxxie, he's strangely oblivious about it. XD

[ann4bellee]

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[garrett-oliver]

Try this: http://aggressivecomix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/StayPuft-Ghostbusters-Funko-Pop-1024x731.png

If you have no genuine idea wtf that is, it's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. Everyone is getting him nerdy stuff, even Freddie. I bet you anything they both consulted JJ beforehand. Now if you want something more of a "Katie" type of gift, then you'll need to give me a minute to think.

[garrett-oliver]

@Garrett

Ellie: Yes I'm serious, Gare. We're flying on Friday morning, coming back Monday night. Tell me I'm your favourite Ice Queen now

Garrett: You are so beyond my favorite ice queen. You're the fucking Elsa of ice queens. If if you never saw Frozen, just accept the compliment. She has awesome ice powers. Yay, thank you!!!

[the-frozen--heart]

Here’s my present for ya baby brother, you’re welcome. 

[garrett-oliver]

SPOCK!!!!!

[passthespliff-freds]

happy birthday Garre 

[garrett-oliver]

Holy K-9 slippers, Batman!!! Thanks Uncle Freddie!

[drkenzi-bennett]

Happy birthday Garrett!

[garrett-oliver]

You got me a Wampa?! Omg, thanks Aunt Effy!

[atticusfitchc]

Happy birthday Garrett, I pretty much jumped out of my seat when Connor found this on Think Geek, figured it was beyond perfect. 

[garrett-oliver]

Wow, you actually got me something different than your usual CDs. Which is good considering I think I officially have everything Queen has ever done thanks to you. Thanks, Atti.

[msaimeeaugustine]

happy birthday, to my little boy <3

[garrett-oliver]

Aww, thanks Mom!

[bright-as-a-rose]

Happy birthday Garre, see I did remember your birthday

[garrett-oliver]

*sheepishly rubs the back of his head* Thanks, Dad.

[ann4bellee]

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[garrett-oliver]

Then definitely go for Walmart. I think mine was about 300 and it's definitely new considering it's a Windows 8.