we're booked for a whole week in poopenbergen

he/him. wheelchair user. neurodivergent. elder millennial. muppet of a man.

[garthim-brooks]

I do my best to make this blog SAFE and HATE FREE! No bigotry of any kind will be tolerated. Any common triggers or heavy subject matter in personal posts will be TAGGED AND WARNED. SR ace safe - no explicit sexual content. If you follow me and you have a specific trigger, DM and I'll warn for it! Nothing is too "weird" (I'm triggered by chocolate pudding. You're safe here.)

[appalachiaisforlovers]

i’m dreaming..

[kimzplace]

This is what we call a holler. This is a West Virginia holler to be more specific. You can usually tell you're in a holler when you look around and see mountains in pretty much every direction; you're on a road with no painted lines; and, a dead giveaway, when you see a dog standing right smack dab in the middle of the road staring at you like you're about to play a game of chicken. A holler has a head and a mouth...it also has plenty of eyes because if you happen to be a stranger driving up or down the holler, someone has more than likely taken notice - an informal neighborhood watch, if you will. If you live in a holler then you probably know every Tom, Dick and Harry that lives in the holler with you and you're probably kin to more than a few of them. You probably know everybody's business whether you want to or not and they know yours. If you've ever driven up the wrong holler, there's a 99% chance you had to use a stranger's driveway to turn around. It doesn't matter how many times the people that put up the road signs spell it h-o-l-l-o-w, it's a holler - it only makes them look dumb and pretentious to spell it that way. You can live in a holler and still holler at someone but that's a story for another day. - Shane

[kimzplace]

Mountain Holler

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

[thesehauntedhills]

For those who don’t know what a Holler is....

[agirlnamedbone]

Christina // Shelby Lee Adams // 1998

[venus-in-hell]

[heavensententhusiast]

[pushmipulluridesagain]

The ‘Floyd is 100% done with your shiz’ compilation. 

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

[astronoglow]

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

" Each Muppet I've created has they're own unique characteristics " - Jim Henson

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

" I couldn't do ventriloquism. I don't have any interest in splitting myself in two, the way a ventriloquist does — half-himself, half the dummy on his knee " - Jim Henson

[lizardsfromspace]

The best resolution to a missing persons case ever was that developmentally disabled person who walked off in 1986 saying he "wanted to be a cowboy in Texas", starting a twenty-one year search for him on the assumption he died somewhere in the desert or was murdered, only for everyone to discover that he had spent those decades working as a cowboy on a ranch in Texas. Missing persons investigators rarely consider that maybe they achieved their dreams

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He told them where he was going

[apocalypse-polakiewicz]

tozozozo

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)