Gary the gnome

He/Him

[garythegnome]

Credit to @ziavisuals

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

do you think they knew

[garythegnome]

Huh

[bookwyrminspiration]

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

[garythegnome]

Officer, I am but a humble peach farmer

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[importantcatpics]

[garythegnome]

How did you get this picture of me?

[theblob1958]

many talk about the problem of people on their phones in the theater but no one ever mentions the epidemic of people laughing at moments that aren't funny

[garythegnome]

Rather strange findings at the thrift store yesterday

[garythegnome]

Found today

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong who suspects you’re carrying fruit in your bag, perhaps a banana, or even grapes

[garythegnome]

@theblob1958

He knows....

[garythegnome]

They LOVED it

[garythegnome]

How it feels to scroll tumblr

[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

[theblob1958]

my banana in a bag

[kabber]

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

Edit: this post is blowing up so I’m gonna shamelessly plug my art account. Follow me and I’ll draw the Godzilla lesbians @thenonbinaryfriendnamedcrumb

2nd edit: Yes. Female friends dance with eachother. But why can’t they be lesbians?? I’ve seen people on this website ship two men for astronomically less.

[garythegnome]

@theblob1958

WAKE UP WAKE UP YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS