So with 25 characters per group some randomly lucky ones got to the second round immediately for they defeated their nonexistent opposition
I decided to use only one variant of name because otherwise table would be unreadable (also I wanted you to look at some of them and be confused who exactly they are so you could be surprised when the poll drops) except for one character from two different fandoms who would be indistinguishable without clarification, but don't worry, every duel would have a sufficient (provided) description of both sides.
Having whole week dedicated solely to one round of one group leaves us with just the first round for two months, so despite longivity of each battle being one week we'll have a new batch of fights every 3-4 days
Here is a little battle royale I promised around the start of submissions
Who is more gaslight gatekeep girlboss?
Discuss.
Wu Zhao
Little siblings
Russian communists
My piano teacher
@gayoticbeing
Dog
Shouzou Kaga
Yeltsa Kcir
Voting ended onFeb 1, 2024
And here is propoganda (or reasons for submission that collided with main tournament's rules)
Wu Zhao (real life)
The post
Little siblings (real life)
The other post
Russian communists (real life)
They tried to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss people of 15 countries into the idea of communism.
My piano teacher (real life)
"YOU F*CKING MISTAKE YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY THIS ONE NOTE CORRECTLY YOU NEVER DESERVED TO EXIS--oh hello child's parents! :D we were just doing some healthy criticism"
/Bro I hope u r doin ok now/
@\gayoticbeing (tumblr)
The vibes. Especially the girlbossing.
Dog (real life)
Gatekeep toys and affection. Gaslight people into giving up their own food with big eyes. Girlboss through life, commanding all love in the house.
Shouzou Kaga (real life)
Girlboss- created the fire emblem franchise. Fire Emblem elitists worship him (even though he left the franchise after the 5th game).
Gatekeep- his games are known for having the most cryptic gameplay mechanics and unlocking secrets are nearly impossible without a guide. Literally one of his games came with a vhs on how to play the game.
Gaslight- made up this bow for a video game and gaslit a bunch of people into thinking it was a real bow from Norse mythology (this video goes into more depth about it):
Yeltsa Kcir (life real)
Created the deadliest self defence move. Just look at it.
this tiktok shows you the most deadliest self defence move!
Who are your personal top three girlbosses? And did you expect the final ranking to be as it is?
I would've like to say that I gave my toughest battles to my favourite 3g's so that they may fail them miserably but no, their fates were chosen by the Power of List Randomizer. I'll just say that I added a piece of propoganda to three participants, who dropped out of rounds one (!), two and two respectively.
The moment I got data on the last 8 standing I could predict the final ranking but I was wondering in what proportions the votes would be divided.
Have you ever absolutely loathed a protagonist, either because they are an annoying hypocrite, a terrible person portrayed as a good one or a Mary Sue/Gary Stue?
Then this is the poll for you, where we determine who the most insufferable protagonist is.
The protagonist may be from a book, show, film, game etc.
Disclaimer: You may submit anti propaganda as a rebuttal at any point if you disagree with a MC being insufferable
Welcome to the brawl where enthusiasts submit buff woman to compete for the title of Most Muscle Woman Ever.
I'm Mod Starla, let's begin.
I'm going to censor these words to keep them from showing up in the regular tag but just so we're on the same page:
NO T3RF$, R4DF3M$, AND N4Z1 CODED CHARACTERS. And no H*rry P*tter or Att*ck On Tit*n content. Please and Thank you.
Requirements:
She's fictional
She has defined muscles. They have to be visible when she's idle. She doesn't have to be a body builder but I need to see that visible line between muscles groups.
Photo proof will be required either way.
I will not accept her if she's canonically strong as hell but relatively skinny and doesn't look the part. Still love the girls that don't have huge muscles and still look like a model, though. This poll just isn't here to highlight them.
if you read these and agree to the terms, tell me if you would still love your muscle woman if she was a worm under the "Would you?" question in the form.
Multiple submissions are allowed. One per character however.
One the polls start going out, they'll be under the tag #supersmashwomen.
I can't promise weekly updates but I can certainly try to put my whole pussy into it. Feel free to send me any asks if you have any comments or questions.
Here is a little battle royale I promised around the start of submissions
Who is more gaslight gatekeep girlboss?
Discuss.
Wu Zhao
Little siblings
Russian communists
My piano teacher
@gayoticbeing
Dog
Shouzou Kaga
Yeltsa Kcir
Voting ended onFeb 1, 2024
And here is propoganda (or reasons for submission that collided with main tournament's rules)
Wu Zhao (real life)
The post
Little siblings (real life)
The other post
Russian communists (real life)
They tried to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss people of 15 countries into the idea of communism.
My piano teacher (real life)
"YOU F*CKING MISTAKE YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY THIS ONE NOTE CORRECTLY YOU NEVER DESERVED TO EXIS--oh hello child's parents! :D we were just doing some healthy criticism"
/Bro I hope u r doin ok now/
@\gayoticbeing (tumblr)
The vibes. Especially the girlbossing.
Dog (real life)
Gatekeep toys and affection. Gaslight people into giving up their own food with big eyes. Girlboss through life, commanding all love in the house.
Shouzou Kaga (real life)
Girlboss- created the fire emblem franchise. Fire Emblem elitists worship him (even though he left the franchise after the 5th game).
Gatekeep- his games are known for having the most cryptic gameplay mechanics and unlocking secrets are nearly impossible without a guide. Literally one of his games came with a vhs on how to play the game.
Gaslight- made up this bow for a video game and gaslit a bunch of people into thinking it was a real bow from Norse mythology (this video goes into more depth about it):
Yeltsa Kcir (life real)
Created the deadliest self defence move. Just look at it.
this tiktok shows you the most deadliest self defence move!
She is the queen of Girlbossing. She lies to get what she wants, and keeps out any she thinks isn't worthy of what she has to offer. She is perhaps the original Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.
She is the queen of Girlbossing. She lies to get what she wants, and keeps out any she thinks isn't worthy of what she has to offer. She is perhaps the original Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.
The Xenomorph (Alien) vs Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb)
The Xenomorph
Ianthe Tridentarius
Voting ended onJan 25, 2024
Propaganda under the cut
The Xenomorph
To cause general fuckery. To impregnate people to death. Impervious to most means of harm, she slays the day away by toying with her prey and murdering anyone who stands in her way.
Ianthe Tridentarius
She is trying so hard to be the main character by lying and manipulating her sister, her cavalier, her mentor, her ?love interests? (Spoiler???) And also god. Not sure how it's working out for her but she does love to lie and manipulate
Worstie Ianthe is the DEFINITION of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. She is one of a set of necromancer twins that are the heirs to their houses rule. Except wait, only she is a necromancer and she has spent their entire lives doing necromancy for the both of them. She is constantly mean to their cavalier, Naberius, who she occasionally nibbles on like a chew toy, before eventually killing and eating him to ascend to sainthood. She goes to gods spaceship with another woman who ascended to sainthood who she has a crush on, this other woman is like…. Both incredibly mentally unwell and also haunted by at least 211 ghosts. Ianthes method of flirting with her? Gaslighting her about the corpse that keeps moving around and hiding under her bed. For no real reason tbh. She is clearly plotting to overthrow god, and at the moment that consists of her manipulating him while he’s too sad about his long term partners betraying him and subsequently exploding to really care. She dresses in terrible outfits and makes soup by burning onions to the bottom of a pot, putting meat in and some vegetables and then it doesn’t taste like anything so she puts in a few teaspoons of salt so it tastes like a few teaspoons of salt. She had her crush amputate her arm and regrow her a new one out of bone and it’s one of the horniest things I’ve read in my life.
"Gaslight = told her lobotomized (she helped), schizophrenic girlobsession that there was no corpse under their bed, even tho there totally was. Gatekeep = girl did NOT share the secret to god-like ascension. She kept that shit to herself until it was time to eat her boytoy, and by then everyone knew already. Girlboss = she has a non-necromancer twin sister, and literally Everyone thinks they r both necromancers because Ianthe is so good at it. She reverse engineered ascending to the aforementioned ascension without even completing any of the supplementary tasks. She held her own in a fight against a 10k year old lyctor. She becomes the figurehead of her entire empire. "
She uses a man as a chewtoy in the first book, literally gaslights the protagonist of the second book about a corpse, and elder-abuses God when he gets depressed in the third book. Nobody is doing it like her.
Dives headfirst with no regrets while basically laughing and covered in blood into murdering her cavalier once she realizes what the gothic locked room mystery/competition leads to while everyone else is questioning it, helps perform lobotomy on harrow so she doesn't remember the person she loves, manipulates everyone to get to the top
idk just everything about her
her relationship with her sister is incredibly Bad, she fosters codependency and views Corona(the sister) as an extension of herself. This does not stop her from keeping up the con that Corona actually has magic (She doesn't, it was always just Ianthe) for 22ish years and every single person who interacts with them falls for it. She killed a man against his will (most dying for this purpose specifically go willingly) and she consumed him and she will be burning his soul for eternity. She's completely repulsive and still somehow incredibly hot.
she takes advantage of the fact that the main character is prone to hallucinations. at one point she gaslights the mc into believing that the corpse under her bed isn't real just because she can. she reverse engineered a set of very complex trials on her own without anyone realizing she had the skills to complete them normally. she's also babysat god through his drunk and pathetic era.
She is the queen of Girlbossing. She lies to get what she wants, and keeps out any she thinks isn't worthy of what she has to offer. She is perhaps the original Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.
GLaDOS (Portal 2) vs Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb)
GLaDOS
Ianthe Tridentarius
Voting ended onJan 16, 2024
Propaganda under the cut
GLaDOS
I mean, obviously.
Ianthe Tridentarius
She is trying so hard to be the main character by lying and manipulating her sister, her cavalier, her mentor, her ?love interests? (Spoiler???) And also god. Not sure how it's working out for her but she does love to lie and manipulate
Worstie Ianthe is the DEFINITION of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. She is one of a set of necromancer twins that are the heirs to their houses rule. Except wait, only she is a necromancer and she has spent their entire lives doing necromancy for the both of them. She is constantly mean to their cavalier, Naberius, who she occasionally nibbles on like a chew toy, before eventually killing and eating him to ascend to sainthood. She goes to gods spaceship with another woman who ascended to sainthood who she has a crush on, this other woman is like…. Both incredibly mentally unwell and also haunted by at least 211 ghosts. Ianthes method of flirting with her? Gaslighting her about the corpse that keeps moving around and hiding under her bed. For no real reason tbh. She is clearly plotting to overthrow god, and at the moment that consists of her manipulating him while he’s too sad about his long term partners betraying him and subsequently exploding to really care. She dresses in terrible outfits and makes soup by burning onions to the bottom of a pot, putting meat in and some vegetables and then it doesn’t taste like anything so she puts in a few teaspoons of salt so it tastes like a few teaspoons of salt. She had her crush amputate her arm and regrow her a new one out of bone and it’s one of the horniest things I’ve read in my life.
"Gaslight = told her lobotomized (she helped), schizophrenic girlobsession that there was no corpse under their bed, even tho there totally was. Gatekeep = girl did NOT share the secret to god-like ascension. She kept that shit to herself until it was time to eat her boytoy, and by then everyone knew already. Girlboss = she has a non-necromancer twin sister, and literally Everyone thinks they r both necromancers because Ianthe is so good at it. She reverse engineered ascending to the aforementioned ascension without even completing any of the supplementary tasks. She held her own in a fight against a 10k year old lyctor. She becomes the figurehead of her entire empire. "
She uses a man as a chewtoy in the first book, literally gaslights the protagonist of the second book about a corpse, and elder-abuses God when he gets depressed in the third book. Nobody is doing it like her.
Dives headfirst with no regrets while basically laughing and covered in blood into murdering her cavalier once she realizes what the gothic locked room mystery/competition leads to while everyone else is questioning it, helps perform lobotomy on harrow so she doesn't remember the person she loves, manipulates everyone to get to the top
idk just everything about her
her relationship with her sister is incredibly Bad, she fosters codependency and views Corona(the sister) as an extension of herself. This does not stop her from keeping up the con that Corona actually has magic (She doesn't, it was always just Ianthe) for 22ish years and every single person who interacts with them falls for it. She killed a man against his will (most dying for this purpose specifically go willingly) and she consumed him and she will be burning his soul for eternity. She's completely repulsive and still somehow incredibly hot.
she takes advantage of the fact that the main character is prone to hallucinations. at one point she gaslights the mc into believing that the corpse under her bed isn't real just because she can. she reverse engineered a set of very complex trials on her own without anyone realizing she had the skills to complete them normally. she's also babysat god through his drunk and pathetic era.
GLaDOS (Portal 2) vs Ianthe Tridentarius (The Locked Tomb)
GLaDOS
Ianthe Tridentarius
Voting ended onJan 16, 2024
Propaganda under the cut
GLaDOS
I mean, obviously.
Ianthe Tridentarius
She is trying so hard to be the main character by lying and manipulating her sister, her cavalier, her mentor, her ?love interests? (Spoiler???) And also god. Not sure how it's working out for her but she does love to lie and manipulate
Worstie Ianthe is the DEFINITION of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. She is one of a set of necromancer twins that are the heirs to their houses rule. Except wait, only she is a necromancer and she has spent their entire lives doing necromancy for the both of them. She is constantly mean to their cavalier, Naberius, who she occasionally nibbles on like a chew toy, before eventually killing and eating him to ascend to sainthood. She goes to gods spaceship with another woman who ascended to sainthood who she has a crush on, this other woman is like…. Both incredibly mentally unwell and also haunted by at least 211 ghosts. Ianthes method of flirting with her? Gaslighting her about the corpse that keeps moving around and hiding under her bed. For no real reason tbh. She is clearly plotting to overthrow god, and at the moment that consists of her manipulating him while he’s too sad about his long term partners betraying him and subsequently exploding to really care. She dresses in terrible outfits and makes soup by burning onions to the bottom of a pot, putting meat in and some vegetables and then it doesn’t taste like anything so she puts in a few teaspoons of salt so it tastes like a few teaspoons of salt. She had her crush amputate her arm and regrow her a new one out of bone and it’s one of the horniest things I’ve read in my life.
"Gaslight = told her lobotomized (she helped), schizophrenic girlobsession that there was no corpse under their bed, even tho there totally was. Gatekeep = girl did NOT share the secret to god-like ascension. She kept that shit to herself until it was time to eat her boytoy, and by then everyone knew already. Girlboss = she has a non-necromancer twin sister, and literally Everyone thinks they r both necromancers because Ianthe is so good at it. She reverse engineered ascending to the aforementioned ascension without even completing any of the supplementary tasks. She held her own in a fight against a 10k year old lyctor. She becomes the figurehead of her entire empire. "
She uses a man as a chewtoy in the first book, literally gaslights the protagonist of the second book about a corpse, and elder-abuses God when he gets depressed in the third book. Nobody is doing it like her.
Dives headfirst with no regrets while basically laughing and covered in blood into murdering her cavalier once she realizes what the gothic locked room mystery/competition leads to while everyone else is questioning it, helps perform lobotomy on harrow so she doesn't remember the person she loves, manipulates everyone to get to the top
idk just everything about her
her relationship with her sister is incredibly Bad, she fosters codependency and views Corona(the sister) as an extension of herself. This does not stop her from keeping up the con that Corona actually has magic (She doesn't, it was always just Ianthe) for 22ish years and every single person who interacts with them falls for it. She killed a man against his will (most dying for this purpose specifically go willingly) and she consumed him and she will be burning his soul for eternity. She's completely repulsive and still somehow incredibly hot.
she takes advantage of the fact that the main character is prone to hallucinations. at one point she gaslights the mc into believing that the corpse under her bed isn't real just because she can. she reverse engineered a set of very complex trials on her own without anyone realizing she had the skills to complete them normally. she's also babysat god through his drunk and pathetic era.
