just the way i'm not

I'm a waste of chances.

[itsqueennorth-blog]

I’m talking the nudes you have all over the interwebs. Remember? Your crazy ex-girlfriend was angry about you leaving New York, so she had got her revenge, by leaking your most close, and intimate pictures?

[gavinsimm0ns]

I think you've mistaken me with someone else because I have never sent nudes out to anyone. You have to be in front of me if you want to see all my goods.

[mariahwrxtes-deactivated2015102]

I don’t think you’re insane. Maybe your music taste, but not you.

[gavinsimm0ns]

I didn't realize that we all had to have the same music taste.

[mariahwrxtes-deactivated2015102]

That’s life, I guess. There’s people who like Lorde and then there’s sane people.

[gavinsimm0ns]

Are you calling me insane?

[lunafrombrooklyn]

That’s why I made that kind! I’ll add a few extra of those for you! I will exceed all expectations, Gav, I promise.

[gavinsimm0ns]

You're seriously so nice, Remy. I'm sure you will exceed so I won't worry.

[itsqueennorth-blog]

Don’t lie, Gavvy. Everyone has seen that picture.

[gavinsimm0ns]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[lunafrombrooklyn]

But getting sick an hour later isn’t! But they’re yours to eat as you want, I suppose. The chocolate mint ones came out excellent this year!

[gavinsimm0ns]

Chocolate mint is my favorite. I have very high standards for these cookies, Remy.

[mariahwrxtes-deactivated2015102]

The beat is horrible. But hey, to each their own. 

[gavinsimm0ns]

Yeah, to each their own.

[itsqueennorth-blog]

So, who has been naughty, this year?

[gavinsimm0ns]

Not me.

[mayersftw-deactivated20140101]

Of course not, she’s older than my mother.

[gavinsimm0ns]

Yeah but it also meant free food. 

[mariahwrxtes-deactivated2015102]

It’s not relatable at all. I honestly don’t get the premise of the song, to be honest.

[gavinsimm0ns]

I guess so. I mean, I like it only because of the beat.

[lunafrombrooklyn]

Good! I’ll drop a whole container off to you! Don’t eat them all in one sitting.

[gavinsimm0ns]

But eating them all in one sitting is the best part.

[lunafrombrooklyn]

It is! Of course. I always give my favorites some.

[gavinsimm0ns]

Well great, I cannot wait.

[mariahwrxtes-deactivated2015102]

Why? It was catchy at first but now it’s the most annoying song I’ve ever heard in my life.

[gavinsimm0ns]

I don't know, I just like it. 

[avawoodstho]

So when I was younger we did the Secret Santa thing and I gave my friend a chocolate bar. Then everyone said they didn’t want chocolate as gift! Like… What the fuck. Chocolate is the best gift-food-thing in the whole world.  

[avawoodstho]

[gavinsimm0ns]

I totally agree. I haven't had chocolate in years though.

[mayersftw-deactivated20140101]

I was at the mall and a 40-year-old lady flirted with me. She even asked me if I wanted to go and get dinner with her. I’m starting to think these things only happen to me …

[mayersftw-deactivated20140101]

[gavinsimm0ns]

Well, did you accept?

[lunafrombrooklyn]

I’ve made about 14 dozen cookies this week in preparation for gifts and Christmas parties! I’m beyond excited for everything that is happening!

[gavinsimm0ns]

That's a lot. Are you going to give me some?

[mariahwrxtes-deactivated2015102]

If I hear Royals one more fucking time, I’m gonna scoop my eyeballs out with a rusty spoon.

[gavinsimm0ns]

I actually love that song.