[ignitionremix-blog]

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

[bullied]

party at my house bring food then leave

[onlytwitterpics]

[admiralexclipse]

LOVING THE NEW LAYOUT…… KEEP IT UP GUYS………

[mintkupocream]

Now you have 128 rare candies in your inventory!

[pissvortex]

the xkit icon being the only thing intact on the screen is the perfect metaphor for this website’s functionality

[heartsfemme]

women are… like pasta

[heartsfemme]

i love eating both

[agentintellect]

janelle monae wrote this at 2:30 am from her samsung smart fridge

[valtsv]

professor: so what’s your opinion on (x)?

me, wracking my last 2 brain cells for an acceptable response:

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

[olimar]

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

[rubber-dick]

[alexander]

i choked reading this

[teenscoolest]

[gayestwhiteboy]

things I found funny 2 years ago: actual jokes

things i find funny today: hi welcome to chili's

[monetdoesntgrowontrees-deactiva]

[officialinternet]

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

how many followers do you need before someone randomly draws you

[officialjiggly]

[pomeranian2]