God betraying me blooper reel

Jules, he/il or they/iel, 1996

[greatestlittlegiant]

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

[greatestlittlegiant]

song of the summer!!

[cjankwanz]

Painted this while binging the magnus archives. I rarely do fanart, but this was very fun! I also highly recommend the magnus archives! It's a horror podcast, cosmic horror specifically. It features short stories each episode with and overarching plot that is slowly revealed over time. It's very well written!

[letterful]

[flanbolt]

I don’t remember where this story was from but it was about how the writers older brother died when he was young and years later had a son who, had never met the brother had the same mannerisms as him. Ok I think I remember the key words were “my son drinks from the water fountain like my brother” or something

[flanbolt]

FOUND IT

[nnnnch02]

the burried/ the vast/ the eye

[polari]

just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

[twinktorturer]

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

[aletheyass]

the way they did not play around with these posters

[apolladay]

Do you like the way your hair is currently?

yes

no

nuance

literally bald

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[chaoticloud0]

them again💙

[savoureuxx]

"The Resemblance Between Your Life and a Dog" by Robert Bly

[iron-wyrm]

Thank you for your jmart art I love it so much it’s so sweet and soft I will sob /pos

Thank you! Here, have a spare sappy scribble:

[dcartcorner]

Commission for @tea-moth11 for the series "Cryptid Watch"! Thank you for the support!

[orderforbrian]

you could read this as normal martin or web!martin - either way its martin 😇

[Start ID: Five panel comic of Jon and Martin from the Magnus Archives. Jon is a thin Persian man with curly hair to his shoulders. Martin is a fat mixed Polish/Korean man with wavy hair to his shoulders, he is wearing brow line glasses and has a beauty mark under his lip. First panel, Martin is looking down lovingly. Second panel, Jon is asleep in Martin's lap, his hands curled by his thigh. Martin reaches out his hand to the base of Jon's head, lightly rubbing there. Third panel, Jon nuzzles closer into Martin's lap as his head is rubbed. He smiles, relaxed, and makes a hum of contentment. A couple hearts are by his heart. Fourth panel, a close up of Martin's side profile. He looks down with a smitten smile, his eyes shining. He hums with a heart by the word. Fifth panel, a simplified drawing of Martin sitting with Jon asleep in his lap. Martin has a fanged smile and is thinking "If any harm ever comes to him, I'll blow up the entire planet" with a heart next to it. End ID.]

[janekfan]

I call this “cry as silently as you can so the man you love and just rescued from the Lonely can get some sleep.” 

[wilkoakdraws]

earned cuddle time for tired horror protagonists