God?

i’m Hunter, im gay, and i like abba. in that order. 27. she/her. you can ask me questions about meds

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[neolesbian]

i get that its popular but has anyone thought about how fucked up the truman show is? like it was really funny last week when he tripped over that bird but think about it... he doesnt know...

[leolaroot]

okay if you care so much then don't watch 🙄 people are always whining about the show but I knowwww you're tuning in. besides he's never known anything else at this point it'd be cruel to end the show. like what are they gonna do? just release him into the wild?

[dogpuppy]

[ina-gartens-weave]

unlocking off after a long work week with a bottle of soju, half a jersey Mike’s sandwich, and the same It’s Always Sunny episodes ive seen 10000 times

[saulwexler]

almost. If he wasn't bald I would probably let him use the washing machine/stove while me and my spider watched gay hockey

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[hyenaswine]

it spides

[despazito]

why does the lindsey graham funeral footage look like it was shot in 1955

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen Chicago (2002)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onAug 5

[Note: This poll is a re-do of an older poll, as the original poll for it received less than 1,500 votes.]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[saveaboud]

UNFORTUNATELY, I LOST CONSCIOUSNESS BECAUSE OF THE INTENSE BOMBARDMENT ON GAZA.

[saveaboud]

[saveaboud]

My health has deteriorated because of severe anemia and acute malnutrition.

[saveaboud]

I woke up to the sound of my little siblings crying. Please donate, and don’t forget them if I die.

Chuffed – PayPal – Verified

[aboud-lives]

I did not receive any donations during my absence!!

[martindykewood]

please help aboud and his family!

[memecatwings]

soju meme collection

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[ina-gartens-weave]

seen on peaks island in Maine lmao

[ina-gartens-weave]

my uber driver sounds exactly like John Waters

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[uss-emberprise]

[segamascott]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]