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i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

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I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

galehawthorne

five years and 700,000 notes later and ya boy is 21 and enjoying a nice legal beveridge

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the wiring and kitchen area says house, the people lined up at the counter says bar, and the ceiling says middle school classroom. I like it.

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“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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hey

I FINALLY FOUND IT

CHRIS EVANS! He’s my babe!

Check out Ian (@twinkbubblebutt): https://twitter.com/twinkbubblebutt?s=09

This is my personal Twitter :) def NSFW

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Look! Plain briefs! It’s a miracle of science!

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“Yaaaay! Stella is coming out to play with m—“ 🍂🍁

Video by @dognamedstella

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Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

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Me introducing myself

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me telling people what to save me as in their phone

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@exitsignss me introducing myself to people drunk at the bar.

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

caveatemptor

No one talks about it but if you have a really big cock there are a whole host of unique problems you face. Apparently, the avg USA penis is 5.1 inches. Are babies included in the sample? Because that could be fucking up the result. But if I just accept this, without bieng too graphic, as my reproductive apparatus is more than double the avergage, it seems I am a guy with a big dick. Here are some unique problems I have:

- its hard to wear cool shorts or tight jeans. In the shorts, my dick (unaroused) might just pop right out and get me on a sex predator list, and in tight jeans my dick looks like one of those cartoon cocks juvenile delinquents draw on everything. I had this great pair of cords once, that fit awesome, except my dick was glaringly obvious in it and my wife felt uncomfortable with me leaving the house in em. So it’s long ass shorts and pants with a bit of room for life!

- I can’t wear boxers. My dick swings like a metronome. If I run in boxers, it’s like a flesh tsunami in my pants. It’s literally a force of nature. It’s like how a chick with big tits needs an orthopedic bra. I wear American apparel briefs like a twink at a sleep over.

- even magnum condoms are a bit too tight. Some shitty brands, looking at you lifestyles, left bruises around my dick and it only made it like a 1/3 way down. Some partners are a lil apprehensive of you going in with the majority of your shit raw, using the condom like an air bag or repurposed catcher’s mit. I’m married now so this is moot. But condoms are for guys with crumby dicks. You can be risk adverse and have a big cock, not all of us live in jungles!

- that romantic idea where you get to fuck a lady like a million times a night ain’t happening when you have a big ol dick. They are all too sore for that shit. First time with me, you bleed, and even the hundredth time you are gonna be i think ill call out of work sore.

- no one wants something this big up their ass. And unless she works for the circus, deep throating is out of the question.

- all those jokes about white guys with small dicks feel exclusionary. I just can’t relate to that shit.

I can think of more. I used to get a lot of wierd old dudes sneaking peeks in the locker room, my dick has slipped into way too many public toilet’s water, etc. but I just wanted to get this out there. No one rallies for dudes with classic john holmes style tall dick and I feel compelled to take a stand. Guys with big dicks have problems too, they just don’t seem as lame and pathetic as small cock problems.

gaystudlover

CHRIS EVANS! He’s my babe!

fasterfood

no-obviously

scullayitsme

hm…… lmao thats fun i guess

with-practice

well fuck. it’s been fun yall.

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alakazam1988

Mhhhh F U C K!

What are you? A fucking geyser?

jjsmithmg

Olivier Richters walking on the street

7′2ft / 2.19mts tall

inkollo

I know some guy’s ultimate fantasy is to have two big cocks. My ultimate fantasy is to have two bodybuilders rubbing their giant hairy pecs on my face. So when Joe’s gym buddy Vince came by earlier , it’s hard for me to stay focus on the conversation, and it didn’t help that I sit right in middle of them. Even though I know Vince is straight, he has those really beautiful thick pecs… just very… distracting. Am I being too greedy wanting to play with both of their big puppies?