fasterfood

Hi I'm Dan im 18 im from ct check my links for everything elsethis is how we chill from 93 til

[valleydean]

[shezasag]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[maximustheturd]

Hahaha his face.. I love it I’m so glad he doesn’t freak out in thunderstorms though

[happytripawd]

Love this!

[sushinfood]

“Pardons, sky, but what ARE you doing?”

[happytripawd]

Forever reblog.

[radondoran]

[wokeimperialist-deactivated2018]

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]

[gerrymanderring]

tfw you realise the robots will steal your job

[catsbeaversandducks]

[stickeefingers-deactivated20190]

[mossthefairy]

OMG THIS HAS FIXED MY ENTIRE LIFE I’M SCREAMING I’VE WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES

[colehayley]

HERE U GO SHANNON

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

thank u I’ve already looped it 50 times

[fadetouched]

“What about the woman screaming?”

“Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

check out this SICK move

[partlysmith]

the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best

[sadborg]

JESUS CHRIST I OPENED THE FRIDGE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AND THIS FUCKING THING WAS STARING AT ME

[mangocarta]

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

[thebestoftumbling]

[dope-kulture]