@gayweatherballoon - Tumblr Blog

rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest

#technically the futurama movies but i don't really count them #event horizon #i do rewatch as above so below and cabin in the woods occasionally too #but event horizon is a multiple times a year thing #i'm insane so i'm always seeing new christian imagery #or imagining it #whatever

Hey do you mind? I'm trying to be killed to sleep by the light of my cellular telephone

#I wrote lulled but autocorrect stepped in #Either way lassies I am tired

Some of these scammers aren't even doing basic math and people are still falling for it.

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Crayola sponsor me bc I love your crayons so much! Tbh the colors of the world set are probably the best skin tone set I've seen regardless of medium and ooo the graininess adds to the aesthetic. I will be making more of these in the future 😁

Crayola crayon on 9x12 Bristol vellum paper

#crayons??#damn

bald baby girl, i am sorry you were the only person on this entire ship who had even the smallest bit of common sense.

#alien: romulus #okay that's it that's the only post i'll make #i know some people are still waiting

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#this is - literally - the worst episode of the simpsons #yes worse than when prinskipper skippel committed identity theft #rip jerry springer tho u are mist

my cousins are most of my reason for using facebook, but of course then my foster mother can see my comments to them and of course she likes them every time. she just liked one last night from a week ago. i can't block her because it will cause problems for my cousins but it's like. move the fuck on. it's been over 20 years. i know it's hard not having power over a small child anymore, but oh well. eat shit and kill yourself about it.

speaking in tongues and snake handling while trying to scroll twitter. why is this post from 2020? why is the next one from 2023? 2017 next??? help me al gore

it is soooo sexy of robert englund to know that he can't play freddy anymore instead of stalloning him into his grave.

#the first person i ever had sex with looked like him #less handsome #his name was stephen