it's only a dream

[weirdnessisgood]

[sleepysmilesamirite]

are we there yet  are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet

[barretweed-deactivated20141230]

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

[physics-bruh]

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

[skygenders]

Dogs and Tumblr

[lolfactory]

[dynastylnoire]

How my cat feels about snow

the littlest nope ever

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[blindoptimism]

I’m satisfied with my care.

[wreck]

[somefancyname-deactivated201702]

THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

HOT SHOWERS.

THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.

TIGHT HUGS.

CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.

FOREHEAD KISSES.

WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP. 

[jon-snow]

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

[afilmby-robin]

I love everything about this. 

[hi]

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

[ehnoshima]

more reasons im the worst being on earth

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

Girl: u like horror games? 

Me: ye

[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[kellymagovern]

English Bulldog puppy loves his new bed [x]

[relatable-memes]

[therelatableimages]

need some inspiration? look at this blog!

[caralarm-bicycles]

sure when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the aquarium”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[epic-humor]

Animals Growing Up

[eatfithappiness]

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

[missmania244]

The turtle one

[hiowl-deactivated20171214]

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

[sassysharay]

Is that tom from myspace?