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there is no problem that can't be solved with bad jokes

[straightboyfriend]

iam a dumb ass & an idiot & the sexiest person in target

[tittytaytay]

why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents

[unclefather]

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

straight people voice: which is fine.

[jodiefoster]

me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare

[miiriya]

[mickeyjperez]

If you wonder what it’s like living in America. And this is satire but let’s be honest this could very easily be real

[filmaticbby]

alexis neiers calling nancy jo asmr edition

[tenderleelee]

I’m yelling

[prideprejudce]

“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd

[drinkpisspissblood]

Trying to match this energy

[iarehim]

When you start rubbing your eye and you hit the Gspot

[honeysucker-deactivated20170423]

[cozybug-deactivated20231208]

If there are trees you aren’t alone

[hiccupsfreckles]

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning

[cutecornflakes]

My uncle sends me updates on his cats

[vviirgo]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

war never changes…..

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

[musashi]

[catchymemes]