vore me hooguro :P -jin
ok.
macklin celebrini has autism

blake kathryn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
official daine visual archive
The Stonewall Inn
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
đ

Andulka
$LAYYYTER

if i look back, i am lost

Product Placement

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Claire Keane

ellievsbear
No title available

bliss lane
Doug Jones
tumblr dot com
â
Color Me Curious

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Ecuador

seen from United States
seen from Australia

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from T1

seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Ukraine

seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from Taiwan

seen from Poland

seen from Germany

seen from South Africa

seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
@gehyra-blog
vore me hooguro :P -jin
ok.
just found out thereâs a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if youâre into that hmu, i got a paypal and iâm mean
how much for a friendly pat on the shoulder?
   â Totally free, if you find someone who cares about you. That ainât gonna happen for you though, huh? ÂĽ1,000,000. â
*Eyes him as he wonders why Eyepatch recruited him*
   â Oi, big nose! Thereâs a ÂĽ2000 cover charge for lookinâ at me, yâknow? Cough up. â
baliit:
â    snitches get,  wha âââ?  LOOK,  heâs not gonna be happy,  because you didnât eat the cake,  is all iâm sayinâ !
  â Snitches get stitches â ah, it means if you rat someone out, youâre in big trouble⌠big bro lives by it, yâknow? â
"You got a light on you Hooguro?"
   â Mhm... â Everything, as ever, from the nigh indistinct affirmation as languid fingers sift through his pockets, to the slight nod in the direction of a cigar pinched between calloused fingers, oozes with inapposite nonchalance. â You want me to light it for ya, big bro? â
NAME OF YOUR MUSE
Hooguro
ONE PICTURE YOU LIKE BEST OF YOUR MUSEâS FC
( if weâre talking irl faceclaims tho... )
TWO HEADCANONS YOU HAVE FOR YOUR MUSE THAT YOU NEVER TOLD ANYONE
01 Closeted furry. Platonic / brotherly love is great, but romantic love is fake and if Hooguro catches any of you being in love, youâre blocked. He gets incredibly annoyed with anyone and everyone who has romantic feelings towards him, the more intense and the harder a person strives for his approval, the more he grows to dislike them. Granted, his name isnât Hooguro for no reason, he does sleep around a lot, but itâs purely a matter of sexual gratification and physical attraction â he likes attention and validation as much as the next person, but he also resents the people who give it to him, not that heâd be outright nasty but he doesnât have a particularly high opinion of anyone he beds, thus why he sleeps exclusively with human women, heâs predisposed to resent humans! A big part of the reason why being that prior to joining the whitesuits, he got by in life by working in a host club (made lots of money, ate the customers who werenât paying off their debts, etc...) and in doing so got very wrapped up in the disillusionment a lot of the men working in these establishments feel towards love â he spends the best days of his life faking affection towards people for money, it becomes a nuisance to him and a threat to his job if they grow sincere feelings in return, etc...Â
02Â Pun enthusiast!! He has a dad joke for every situation. Telling Hooguro bad jokes is actually an A+ method of winning him as a friend!!Â
THREE THINGS THAT YOUR MUSE LIKES DOING IN THEIR FREE TIME
⢠ Being Nakiâs mom. ⢠ Pretending to be Maikoâs dad and cockblocking her dates with Uta. :^) ⢠ Fucking money and counting bitches.
SEVEN PEOPLE THAT YOUR MUSE LOVES/LIKES (could be love or simply like)
⢠ Naki ⢠ Shousei ⢠ Himself ⢠ Yakumo âYamori was a super cool guyâ Oomori ⢠ Eren, when heâs not shoving things up his nose or drawing eyebrows on dogs. â˘Â Erenâs mom ; ) ⢠ Miza Kusakari (?)
TWO THINGS YOUR MUSE REGRETS
⢠ Trying to explain the rules of shiritori to Naki. ⢠ Syphilis.
TWO PHOBIAS YOUR MUSE HAS
⢠Naki dying. ⢠Being ugly.Â
TAGÂ PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING
@diamondhortensia, @kumonoiito, @ifrinncu, @heimxfashi
TAGGED BY Â @baliit <3
hey help a ho out and LIKE or REBLOG this if youâre interested in interacting with an independent vampire oc whoâs been a homo since 1774 (thatâs his birth year and also the number of attention he wants!)
birds shoot from the trees,  piercing clouds  -  the crows like black daggers.  their feathers cut,  their feathers fall.  they graze your cheeks and become stuck in your jet black hair,  like coal upon coal,  as dark devours you.  ravens flock around their prey  -  you,  their king.  the blackbird.  with spread wings you scream,  i rule,  you declare,  i conquer.   and no beast can stop me,  you,  myself,  for this is your ravenous dream,  feral and vile,  like the claws you grasp the world with.  the claws that squeeze your throat and leave you gasping for more,  more !  for this vehemence,  it buds in you,  buds in me,  embedded in humanity.  and it will swerve,  this feeling.  spill from behind pungent teeth,  drip from bloodied,  bitten lips.  but it will be theirs  -  their blood and weeping screams that drown dark tree trunks with a deluge like no other this century.  and the water is black,  glistening red below leafless trees.  and in this land where you were born,  even you will learn to fear your own mirage,  carnage,  writhing predicament  -  monstrosity.  yet you were born to ravish.   cherish.  take everything back like wine  -  tinged dreams,  deprive everything of grey  -  scale mayhem,  snatch all away in this cruel reciprocity.  now look at yourself again,  in scorn,  in contempt  -  are you content ?  (your voice has vanished,)   no, you mouth,  i will not be stagnant.  i will not bow -  now clench your fists.Â
                      for i am wretched,  i am just.
not to be rude, but Hooguroâs favourite hobby is catfishing people on grindr using Shouseiâs pictures, send ¼1000 directly to his paypal to âreceive nudesâ.Â
baliit:
â    fine ⌠ but NEXT TIME you eat the cake !  or else iâll tell naki !!
  â Oh? I dunno if big broâll be happy âbout that, snitches get stitches, yâknowâŚÂ â
baliit:
â    you ⌠ youâre kidding me,  right ?!  you canât just do this on my day !
   â Iâll give you ÂĽ500, if you quit whininâ about it... â
reasons im a 70 yr old man:
bad backÂ
hates teenagersÂ
grumpyÂ
doesnât like loud noisesÂ
ready for deathÂ
baliit:
â Â Â Â NUH - UH !! Â itâs my birthday, Â you canât jusâ be like that, Â hooguro !
  â Happy Birthday. You can eat Shouseiâs slice too while youâre at it⌠â
â Â Â Â what do you mean ? Â itâs birthday cake, Â you GOTTA eat it !!
@gehyra
  â Donât be a little shit, just eat the extra piece and tell your ma it was me. I donât get how youâre losinâ out here... â
i may seem like a mean person on the outside, but deep deep down, im worse