random shit thoughts

if you are reading this: why???

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We’re gonna get gay all over your carpet.

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What is this trying to say?

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Now I know what this means

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only took you like 9 months lol

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fashion idea: booty shorts and floor-length cloak

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"ARE THOSE YOUR FUCKING KNEES?" "THESE ARE BEARS YOU ASSHOLE"

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maple syrup is just a philosopher’s stone made of trees

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STOP DABBING AND LISTEN TO ME!

jazz band today

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Ed: what do you want the philosophers stone for?

my mom, watching with me: he needs it for his rock collection

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Sky: No. I am not singing sensually to my calculator

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Alanna is threatening me with her potato!

one of the fourth graders in my after school program

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Jaime: apple juice is boneless apples.

Everyone: dies of death

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Ah yes, an audio post, definitely

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hamilton is the true epic rap battles of history

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Visit Original Link

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dreidel rice: a song to the tune of edelweiss