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I know I have replies to do, but I’m a glutton for fucking roleplays so like this for a starter from Steven!

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NOTICE

SEMI HIATUS

Goin’ on a trip Wednesday (5/9) and will be back the next Wednesday (5/16), so if I can’t get my computer to connect there, I’ll be seeing y’all on the sixteenth!}}

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"i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous." (Connie to Steven!) (Because, why not?)

gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right. / ACCEPTING

Was she being sarcastic? He honestly couldn’t tell. ❛ Why are you bitter, Connie? What happened? ❜

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“Oh, Steven! I was kidding! I kinda liked how funny it was to compare those three words to peanut butter and jelly. I’m not actually bitter. Though if I was bitter, what would I even be bitter about?” Connie shrugs, realizing that Steven may get the wrong idea if she didn’t explain better. “But you’re still my jam bud, Steven! And that’s good! Besides, jam is different from jelly, right?” She honestly had no idea. 

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[[Can somebody chat me up? I’m bored waiting to go to my school’s art festival.]]

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‘  my kink is getting some fuckin sleep.  ’ ‘  omg here goes your lil crybaby ass.  ’ ‘  the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up.  ’ ‘  don’t start buddy. don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right.  ’ ‘  not to vent, but: fuck.  ’ ‘  the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to.  ’ ‘  i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot.  ’ ‘  sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful.  ’ ‘  i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again.  ’ ‘  shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed.  ’ ‘  i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out.  ’ ‘  i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle.  ’ ‘  i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water.  ’ ‘  i don’t have enough black clothes.  ’ ‘  sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired.  ’ ‘  i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me.  ’ ‘  me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly.  ’ ‘  i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous.  ’ ‘  the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired.  ’ ‘  i always look sleep deprived. is that hot?  ’ ‘  just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough.  ’ ‘  my heart is a soft and sensitive mess.  ’ ‘  all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities.  ’ ‘  honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring.  ’ ‘  hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection.  ’ ‘  now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab.  ’ ‘  i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old.  ’ ‘  my new years resolution is to stop.  ’ ‘  i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way.  ’ ‘  i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened.  ’ ‘  i know i’m cute, but you can remind me.  ’ ‘  hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me????  ’ ‘  i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever.  ’ ‘  me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me.  ’ ‘  girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor?  ’ ‘  anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact.  ’ ‘  today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss.  ’ ‘  going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds.  ’ ‘  everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed.  ’ ‘  i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated.  ’ ‘  hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes?  ’ ‘  i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like  ’ ‘  i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible.  ’ ‘  remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED.  ’ ‘  why did we just accept catdog?  ’ ‘  my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong.  ’ ‘  you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable.  ’ ‘  i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything!  ’ ‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on.  ’ ‘  honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin.  ’ ‘  would an alien think i’m pretty?  ’ ‘  i love boys, but only as a concept.  ’ ‘  why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here????  ’ ‘  i identify as an inconvenience to the world.  ’ ‘  i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao  ’ ‘  dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap.  ’ ‘  i’m literally tired of myself.  ’ ‘  don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol  ’ ‘  what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword.  ’ ‘  i highly recommend never having feelings.  ’ ‘  self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens.  ’ ‘  staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling  ’ ‘  do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends?  ’ ‘  um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me?  ’ ‘  date a girl who fucks everything up.  ’ ‘  not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost.  ’ ‘  i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing.  ’ ‘  a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  you can start again anytime!  ’ ‘  all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past.  ’ ‘  i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much.  ’ ‘  you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep?  ’ ‘  i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway.  ’ ‘  tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again.  ’ ‘  first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down.  ’ ‘  i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life.  ’ ‘  i’m tired of things costing money.  ’ ‘  don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh?  ’ ‘  who cares? do better, move on.  ’ ‘  i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income.  ’ ‘  appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb.  ’ ‘  thnks fr th mntl llnss.  ’ ‘  what  hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive.  ’ ‘  i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here.  ’ ‘  binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant.  ’ ‘  i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell.  ’ ‘  this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes.  ’ ‘  i’m alive, but only ironically.  ’ ‘  there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me.  ’ ‘  do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo?  ’ ‘  lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat.  ’ ‘  my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’  ’ ‘  i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer!  ’ ‘  i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me?  ’ ‘  you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly.  ’ ‘  you son of a mumford!  ’ ‘  hi, i’m here to ruin everything.  ’ ‘  you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead.  ’ ‘  the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him.  ’ ‘  everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho   ’ ‘  no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men.  ’ ‘  i need $$$$$ not feelings.  ’ ‘  ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again.  ’ ‘  oops, i don’t care lol  ’ ‘  why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth.  ’ ‘  maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,  ’ ‘  i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering.  ’ ‘  concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content.  ’ ‘  i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half.  ’ ‘  pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars.  ’ ‘  life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho.  ’ ‘  i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over?  ’ ‘  we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive.  ’ ‘  we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself.  ’ ‘  whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong.  ’ ‘  new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter.  ’

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Hey everybody, I’m back from whatever the fuck I was doing while not here.

I’ll reply to stuff in a bit, have a bit more to do, first!

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Prehnite's vocalizing was interrupted by an earthquake of some sort coming from the sea. She had thought a beach could be a fine place to practice "Eeek! What... What in the world??"

Malachite was angry. Something was disturbing her. Granted, she wasn’t doin’ diddly dick under water like this, but she needed her peace and quiet. She arose from the water, water parting and earth quaking as she began to fight through the water and walk up onto shore. She’s about to step forward, until she holds her hand-foot up, looking down. Another gem? This one was unfamiliar. Was this one of the Crystal Gems? Ugh. “What are you doing here? Can’t you read the sign?!” She points to a little sign that reads “DO NOT ENTER, SEA MONSTER LIVES HERE” that sticks out of the sand back where the sand is slowly stopping being sand. “You remind me of that rogue sapphire. Always singing when captured! Ugh!”

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“Your face now, is something that I wish you could see. You really are beautiful”

She whispered as she finished the song, then slowly caressed her turquoise cheek. Luckily she did the right thing…

“There there, it’s all good now… Nothing to be afraid of.” A brief pause as she kept humming the song while caressing the fusion. Her skin had a funny texture, maybe from the salt in the water

“My name is Prehnite… by the way”

She whispered still, because she didn’t want to screw that amazing moment up.

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“Stop saying that or I’ll shatter you!” Malachite threatens, snarling and bearing her teeth. Upon being caressed, the fusion’s face seems to morph again, and a hand is brought to it to keep them together. “Malachite. We’re Malachite.” The sea monster gem says softly, all four eyes focused on Prehnite and lips pursed.

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✧･ﾟ: *🌸 ✧･ﾟ:*〖 She obviously was put on the edge intensely by his words at first , but when she’d noticed how he was willing to let her destroy him just for being himself , her expression shifted from one of rage and hate , to one of SYMPATHY. 

      He had to be Rose since she’d given up her own existence for this , even if she saw this as a tactic , an escape mechanisim , she didn’t think HE was Rose. 

     She wasn’t this kind of person. She wouldn’t have gone this long by innocently lying to her, then to just say she can kill her. Even if she did want to destroy this planet , and get her colony back , she wanted to help this kid.

She’d spawned her destabalizer in one hand , but it vanished as she spoke in a serious tone.   〗*:･ﾟ✧🌸 *:･ﾟ✧

⋆.˚‧º·✧･ﾟ: *✧⋆❪  ❝ . . But you’re NOT Rose Quartz. . Why would I want revenge on YOU ? ❞ ❫⋆‧º·˚✧･ﾟ: *✧.ೄ

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As the destabilizer was brandished, Steven prepared for the worst. Even though he could resist being separated from those, but still, he prepared for death. Until it never came. “W-Wait...what?” Steven’s stunned, almost fainting at the concept of not being killed by Pink Diamond. “But every “enemy” gem I meet assumes that I am and wants me dead!! Are you telling me you don’t want your revenge on me and by technicality, my mom....?” Steven was blown away. But relief spread through him like a disease. Infecting him into him dropping his fry bits and falling on his behind, a laugh of relief leaving him. “I mean...I’m glad you don’t want revenge for what my mom did to you, but...she’s--” He laughs rather sadly again, tears welling up in his eyes.

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When she saw Mookaite in her doorway, Black Star was going to greet her in a friendly fashion.  Though when she heard that another gem was.. on her roof and about to break in through her chimney, Black Star let out a startled gasp.  She turned away from the Quartz, watching the green gem until she landed on Mookaite’s shoulder.

“You know, it’s not nice to break into peoples’ houses” the Diopside said, mainly to Unakite as she pouted.  “Especially if said house was a labor of love over the course of hundreds of years” Black Star added sternly “so.. who are you guys?”

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“Yeah, but it’s what we do, ya know?” Unakite snickers, and a large hand is placed over Unakite’s mouth. “We just escaped from Homeworld. We have taken one of their most valuable treasures in an extreme heist.” Mookaite explains, and Unakite shuffles in her bag and shows the small gem the White Diamond effigy of steel and glass. It glimmers in the sunset’s light. “Impressive, right!?” Unakite squealed in delight. “This is a rebel, Unakite, she’s probably seen more impressive stuff than some statue.” Mookaite responds coldly.  “Anyway, to answer your question, we’re Team Unamook!” Unakite declares with pride. “Is that really the name we decided on?” Mookaite asks, breaking the illusion of pride. “Tch--YES!” Whined the small gem. “My small partner is Unakite, and I’m Mookaite. Nice to meet you.”  “I AIN’T SMALL!” 

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Returning to her duties, the Sapphire resumed her singing. It was a gentle sound, one with deep emotion and slight pain to it.

Of course, that must be the appeal. Audiences love a performer who can truly sell the part.

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Jasper’s eyes prickled with tears, as old memories come to her of her Diamond and Jasper herself. If she knew where that damned Rose Quartz was, Jasper would shatter her herself. Wiping them away and mumbling a “get it together!”, she continues to listen to the sorrowful song the Sapphire was belting out.

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[[ -follows a bunch of SP rpers, maybe they’ll remember me lmao.-]]

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ANNOUNCEMENT

I’m back, bitches.

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ANNOUNCEMENT: 4/17/18

[[I’ll be at my brother’s place tomorrow, 4/18/18, so I’ll be back on thursday to do replies and starters!  Send some starters through ask or tag me in something! I’ll get to it as soon as possible.

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wip of a final project

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TEAM UNAMOOK! [Unakite and Mookaite] [NO AU] [Unakite and Mookaite --> BLACK STAR] [SFW] @blackstardiopside )) “Moooook, ya big mook! When’re we gonna get there!? I’m BOOOOORED!” Unakite would whine, the smaller jester gem tapping her baton around the ship, not charging it up, but still being tapped annoyingly around the cockpit. “Relax, Unakite, I’m pulling us in for a landing now.” The bigger gem said, not at all annoyed by the shenanigans of the jester, used to it at this point. Quick to adapt, that was Mookaite. The ship rears up and prepares for landing, and their hearts would still be pounding were it not for the days of Space Travel they had to do after performing a very very complicated heist on one of Homeworld’s many treasures. The strange dictatorship-oligarchy of a society had many valuable things, and the ship was carrying one of the most valuable Homeworld, well..valuables: A steel and glass statue of White Diamond. It was protected in cloth at the bottom of the backpack the jester, Unakite had stolen from Earth during the war. Unakite was a con artist and a thief who gained a sick pleasure off of being bad. She had played the long con whilst she was playing the fool for the Diamonds.

 Unakite’s partner, a big quartz soldier named Mookaite, was the more rational of the two. She was more calm and collected, and while stealing and committing treason felt good, she didn’t let it consume her. You had to admit, they were a duo simply made to be. She was the guard of this White Diamond statue, and was persuaded by Unakite to help her steal it.  The ship landed after all that exposition, and the two left the ship with the Statue in tow. They could sell it for a lot of Earth currency and buy a fancy place to live out their days in luxury. Not like ANYTHING would stop them from stealing stuff, that was just how these two are. They’re superior beings to humans, right? Right. They pass by a little house and see strange meowing creatures in the window.  “Oy, Oy, let’s burgle this place, maybe we can scrape up a few bucks with whatever was in this place!”  “The owner is still inside.” Mookaite said, and Unakite shrugged.

“Whatever, we’ll just jump ‘em and steal their stuff!” Unakite said, flying on her water wings up onto the roof, leaving Mookaite to think of a plan. Of course, the door happened to open and Mookaite was standing there like a fucking idiot trying to think. Looking down, an unfamiliar gem is there at her feet, looking up at her. “...Uh, greetin-Oh for the love of Stars, Unakite, get down here...” Said the large soldier, who sounded like a tired mom with a hyperactive kid.  “What?! I’m about to get in the chimney!” Yelled Unakite. “Save it, the owner of the house is here.” Responded Mookaite. “Are you kidding!? You idiot, you were just standing there like a...a..oh, what’s the word..?” Unakite questions, snapping her fingers as she came down and sat on Mookaite’s shoulder. “Like a “Mook”, yes. I get it.” Mookaite says with a sigh.

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STARTER CALL

So, I finished a rough design of Mookaite and Unakite, the criminal duo who pulled off the biggest heist in Homeworld’s history. They’re rebels who escaped the wrath and ire of the higher ups they stole from by flying to earth.

You cannot have one without the other, so, if you like this post, you’re getting a starter from me with BOTH of them in there, usually both of them will be the focus, unless you wanna ship with one of them, which will make the other become their “wing-gem” and companion. Like imagine that married couple where one of the couple’s participants has that loser friend in the basement. 

That kinda deal.So, like for a Duo Starter!Message if you wanna ship.

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Making TWO new Gem OCs, so stay tuned! They’re gonna be a pair, large clever genius and small feisty fighting one called Mookaite and Unakite.