Don’t Tumble My Rocks, Please.

30+, She/Her. Former Gorillaz Imagines blog and Steven Universe fan blog.

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So tumblr’s really bringing back nsfw content?

Well shit man, that’s pretty pog

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connverse stan here

WE 🎉 HAVE 🎉 A 🎉 WINNER 🎉 FOLKS

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WE DID IT FAM, LOOK AT OUR BABIES THEY’RE SO BEAUTIFUL 😭💕

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Steven is gonna be back home from his trip in no less than 3 days when he catches coronavirus 😷 🤣

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2D the type of person to take a fat shit in the toilet and forget to flush

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Russel the type of person to see the shit and yell “what the fuck”

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Noodle the type of person to take a selfie of the shit and post it on her instragram with the words “guess who destroyed the toilet LOL”

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Murdoc the type of person to take the shit out the toilet with his bare hands and plop it onto 2D’s bed and tell him to fucking flush next time

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Even fucking better

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2D the type of person to take a fat shit in the toilet and forget to flush

[gorillaz-girl]

Russel the type of person to see the shit and yell “what the fuck”

[gorillaz-girl]

Noodle the type of person to take a selfie of the shit and post it on her instragram with the words “guess who destroyed the toilet LOL”

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Murdoc is the type of person to take a shit on top of the shit and intentionally still not flush

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My boy is happy and living his best life and it brings me joy

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THEY’RE BAAAAAAACK BITCHES

[desnaa]

this deserves to be immortalized

[moodymouse-clubhouse]

I’m fucking choking

[barbara-lazuli]

so was spinel cuz she sounds like she was getting strangled

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I had to listen to this with my own two ears and now the rest of you fuckers have to suffer along with me

[juniperarts]

There have been a lot of pretty gems in Steven Universe Future so far 💖💙

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Babes 💗💙

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Character development

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Bruh

[wizardlyghost]

the horse has been caught at last

[tragedyposting]

Hospital Board To Vote On Letting It Back Into Hospital, Not Certain His Presence in Hospital was as Bad as We Thought

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To the people saying spinearl is dead: you're all peabrains

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OP Knows what’s good

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Hey, I still love my crack ship Spinearl, but I also love Volleypearl 💗

THEY CAN BE A THROUPLE GODDAMMIT

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AND BTW ARE YA’LL GONNA STILL SLEEP ON PEARLMETHYST?

ON OPAL???

QUADROUPLE BITCHES 💜⚪️🌸💗

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Volleyball may not have two eyes, but she does have two hands

OT3 OT3 OT3 💗

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What about OUR Pearl x Spinel??? ;)

Big brain ship

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Hey, I still love my crack ship Spinearl, but I also love Volleypearl 💗

THEY CAN BE A THROUPLE GODDAMMIT

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SU Fandom: There’s no irredeemable antagonists in Steven Universe!

Me: *ahem*

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AND NOW, AFTER VOLLEYBALL:

THERE IS NO FUCKING DEFENDING HER ANYMORE. NO MORE. SPINEL WAS BAD ENOUGH. BUT VOLLEYBALL? PINK WAS AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER.