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Val: Cool bat fact! Bats never apologize for screaming or bumping into things and neither should you!

Weller: You know, sir, I like you much better with my glasses off. Nemesis: YOU PUT YOUR GLASSES BACK ON AND FACE THE FACTS!

Val: Are you ready to commit? Kazu: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Cammie: Noise cancellation isn't enough, I need everyone to stop existing.

Val: First day at Subway, I'm refusing to make anyone's sandwiches unless they answer my riddles. Val: Update: I got fired from Subway.

Leon: Caffeine isn't enough, I need a wizard to aggressively enchant my frontal lobe.

Chase: Cal, clip that.

Migas: Just realized, cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw. Chase: What kind of crack are you on?

Miranda: I'm sending cockroaches to your house. The flying kind.

Val: You call it substance abuse, I call it my chemical romance. Yaz: Stop.

Cammie: I may seem fine but right now my check engine light is on.

Kazu: The secret ingredient is hate. Usually it's love, but my great grandmother had some issues.

Jodie: If you're not drinking 13 beers with me, I can only assume you're drinking 13 beers against me.

Nemesis: Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison. Chase: Life is a party, and I'm the pinata.

Weller: Inside you, there are two wolves. Inside Mozart, there were like eleven or twelve. That's why they called him Wolfgang.

Migas: Y'all are afraid to be corny, but I was born on the cob.

Val: My body is a temple. Which is where you come in, dear guinea pig. Kazu: What the fuck are you saying? Genuinely. Like, can you flirt normally?

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