too high to function

my simp account. mostly TPOF, my current hyper fixation. 18+ minors dni. 19

[genderfreak6969]

Ok for me it's like...

BTD Strade is into like emo dad rock and dark cabaret

YKMET strade is into eurobeat

[genderfreak6969]

YKMET strade is getting me through my work day. Literally thinking about him just so I don't have to deal with shitty customers.

He literally just my guy. My violent guy. But he's my guy :3

[genderfreak6969]

YKMET strade: what do you think the table saw is for?

MC who's been through this before: well the combination of table and saw leads me to believe it's a saw that's in a table but idk wise guy you tell me.

[genderfreak6969]

Finally downloaded ykmet yayay

[genderfreak6969]

Absolutely obsessed with accidentally making my OC a little too much ren... Like add a pair of fox ears and that's ren...

[genderfreak6969]

Derek: HA poor-

MC, who worked retail for 5 years getting ready to release all of their pent up customer service rage:

[genderfreak6969]

M/C: *drinking a 2 litre of mtn dew and a family sized bag of hot fries.*

Strade: mein gott how did you get those.

Ren, face covered in raw ground beef:...

M/C: you left your laptop open.

Strade: ....

M/C: your debit card information automatically filled in. You use the doordash website a lot huh? That's weird just use the app.

[genderfreak6969]

Different types of murder love in horror dating sims, a character can fit into more than one category:

Horny sadist: doesn't love you in the traditional sense, in it for monetary or sexual gratification. If you don't play by their rules/when you're done serving your purpose they'll kill you without remorse.

Death does us part: loves you to the point of murder, kills you or kills for you as a way to show affection/as a way to get closer, often paired with a bit of corpse fucking.

A whole bouquet of oopsie daisies: kills you on accident, they just loved you so much, man! Don't blame them!

You're mine: stereotypical 'no one else can be yours' kills anyone who shows romantic interest in you, or anyone who you show romantic interest in. Won't kill you though, refuses to.

Stalk at first sight: falls in love with you at first sight and stalks you, won't kill you, probably has a room dedicated to you in their house tbh.

What if we both killed 2gether 🥺👉🏻👈🏻: already killed multiple people, but wants you to join them out of love.

[genderfreak6969]

More of this

He's a great guy!! What morder?????: denies killing anyone, plays the perfect friend/partner behind the scenes it's a whole lotta mess.

Self appointed security guard: whether or not it's real, they perceive people as harming you, and opt to kill them as a form of protection.

Thrill of the chase: you are a game to them, they do not view you as a person but as a plaything, this is often paired with actual chasing, but it could be manipulation.

I love your body: often obsessive over parts of your body, teeth, eyes, arms, legs, and remove them to keep, this obsession is then transferred to the whole of you.

Oops! I did it again: has a history of kidnapping or murder, and also falling in love with victims, a form of romance, guilt, and bloodlust.

Perfect wife: the names a song reference, but the victim could be any gender, someone who forces you to conform to a house spouse role, with deadly consequences if you don't.

[0owitheredquinceyo0]

DUDE SO… I lowkey wanted to see if I could draw him accurately— I was scared I just wouldn’t be able to draw him but— I THINK;; IT ENDED UP BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD??

SO YIPPIE.

Anyways… that GORGEOUS freak that is Hector the HVAC

[yuis-art]

Heyyy!! It’s BEEN forever omg, but here are some recently sketches!!!<33 😝😝 I love this game so much omg I’m just obsessed bro

[yuis-art]

Hectoorrrrr😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[chirpy-panfilova]

Finished the game and I LOVED IT ONLY WISH THERE WAS MORE OF REN💔

Fav pics (my poor heart everytime he cried)

Dramatic Anime pose 😭

[genderfreak6969]

'dereks route isn't even that interesting' I get to stab a rich guy.

[bingiz22]

[genderfreak6969]

Had a friend ask today 'god is he one of your murder men?' and holy shit that was humbling.

Yes ma'am he is. sorry ma'am it will happen again.

[genderfreak6969]

It really is a miracle how this person became my girlfriend.

[valtsv]

i feel like the pervert's version of that one xkcd comic rn

[valtsv]

[ecto-hazard]

debating showing the funniest thing i ever drew

[ecto-hazard]

2013 was like the 50th anniversary of JFK's assassination and I heard about this and wanted to commemorate it. I was also an avid hetalia fan at the time. The result was inevitable.

This was my peak. Everything about this piece is masterful. The yaoi legs. The black and white filter I remember achieving by filtering the full color rather than drawing straight black and white. The cursive font. The half staff flag. The fucking Brick of a gravestone that takes up half the image. The misspelled watermark at like 80% opacity. Nothing will ever top this fucking drawing.

[ecto-hazard]

The description is also important.